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Pulling in supermarkets!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

What is it about supermarkets?!?

Do any of you fellas find that supermarkets are a great place to meet women?

I've just gone to the lidl an hour ago and anyway... I noticed a yummy mummy wandering around. Her kid bumped into me. (What a coincidence! Lol) then I noticed her accent and said, oh where are you from?

She said Poland and then I said my one liner to her in polish. She smiled and hugged me there in the shop and then got really enthusiastic and flirty! So chatted for a few mins then I said I've got to go but nice to meet you. Lol!

A few mins later, she bumped into me and chatted for 20 mins... I asked her where her husband was and she explained in quite some detail that she single and that she lived locally. Gave me her name, etc.

Anyway... She hugged me again after we finished speaking! My next step would have been to give me my business card and wink at her but I didn't have any on me. .

I was also gonna give her a lift home too but that would have been a bit too desperate of me. Ha! She was fit though.

But oh my god, the responses you get from some women just for being confident, smiling and taking the time to talk to them. They don't seem to be able to resist it!

Fellas! Get your arses off this site and go to the supermarkets! I could have easily had her!

This happens to me often in tesco too. Its crazy!

Ladies, what the hell is this about?!? Haha! Why supermarkets?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Can you delete this post? The local supermarkets are superb pulling grounds and have been for years!

I dont want any competition ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been pulled in a super market

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I go to the supermarket to shop. I never really think of finding Mr Right in Morrisons or Aldi to be honest.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've never been pulled in a super market "

Nor have I lol...I'm going to all the wrong places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been pulled in a super market

Nor have I lol...I'm going to all the wrong places lol "
we will have to gang up and ask the men where the best ones are ... I could do with being pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got chatting with a gorgeous Scottish lady waiting to board the Edinburgh to Heathrow flight on Friday. I wish I'd asked for her number, as I think she might have given it to me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i pulled in currys.... to be fair he was a fellow fabber who id chatted to and he recognised me... arranged a meet for the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I've never been pulled in a super market "

I havent seen you in the supermarket near me

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I've never been pulled in a super market

Nor have I lol...I'm going to all the wrong places lol "

pubs and clubs are sooooooooo last year

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Ladies! Tesco and lidl are my favourites.

I also got a very cheeky smile from a lady in b&q today also. Didn't stop to chat though.

Anyway, ladies, its easy! Just let yourself be close to the guy and when he looks at you to test the water, smile at him. For me that means "chat me up". That's all you have to do!

And all I usually do is find my target, think of something clever which means I have to be near her. Like nudge her kid! Ha! But make it look like its her fault you're there... Or like she's in the way or something. When she apologises... Which all nice women do, then I smile at her, look her dead in the eyes and say its ok. If she smiles back then boom! I lay it on! "Are these tomatoes any good?", blah blah blah... Whatever comes into my head!

Then I generally just let the woman waffle on but I always keep eye contact and never look down. Keep the convo interesting, keep smiley, use body language, etc!

You ladies just can't resist confidence! I'm not even amazing looking or anything! I'm just pretty average.

X

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh "

If you did that to me young lady... You'd get a smacked bum and you'd be escorted to the toilets! Classy I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i work for a major supermarket and see this all day long.

Most are unsuccessful and its painful yet entertaining to watch, so hats off to you for being successful... well, kind of...

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Yeah i work for a major supermarket and see this all day long.

Most are unsuccessful and its painful yet entertaining to watch, so hats off to you for being successful... well, kind of..."

Lols, my friend fails all the time. But the thing is that he tries way too hard!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I hate food shopping so I'm in and out of there as quickly as possible....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only one wondering just what it was you said to her......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate food shopping so I'm in and out of there as quickly as possible.... "

you need to saunter and flirt cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one wondering just what it was you said to her...... "

he said in a heavy polish accent

Can i touch

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh "

Naughty, you need spanking

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

I said.. Hello how are you...

Lols! And her cute face lit up! Omg... Why didn't I bring my contact cards... Why?

Hahaha!

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely

I've never pulled in a supermarket in my life - or the train and in fact have only done so once in a pub - in fact I have been to swingers clubs with 200 people in and not pulled - ever get the feeling some people have a kind of magic about them and some have to work really hard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.. how are you!?. Not sure you'd get a hug off of me for that. Now if you said i'll buy you a new car. Well a hug and a shag at a push.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping to tescos in a bit to chat up a guy in the fruit and veg aisle. Might squeeze a few melons and ask him if they are ripe as I push my bosoms out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter and I were followed around Morrisons one day. He kept walking along the end of the aisles and peeking down each time he passed us. He was creepy not sexy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

anyone going to morrisons gravesend .. i ll be checking out cucumbers and squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had " gissa shag shouted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna do my best in aldi tomorrow...oooo what a nice pair of plums youve got!!...is that a banana in your pocket or u pleased to see me)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

not me at romford lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out "

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pulled the checkout girl at sainsburys and Mrs P has been chatted up at Morrisons.

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

I have also never pulled in a supermarket

I personaly prefer to push the trolley as you have much more control over where it goes

[usually the fresh cream cake shelves]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle "
That's ok no Butternut squash though

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"I have also never pulled in a supermarket

I personaly prefer to push the trolley as you have much more control over where it goes "

We usually end up Pulling the Wonky-Trolley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though "

was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Strange, I go to the supermarket to shop and unless someone bumps into me or gets in my way I'm not sure I notice there are other people there.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him "

Haha! You meanie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can ladies not smile at men these days without the cocky shots thinking the woman fancy them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been chatted up several times and often given numbers, but then I do work in a super market lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

Haha! You meanie! "

has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though

was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them "
I was using the marrow as a stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though

was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them I was using the marrow as a stool "

Do your stools resemble marrows ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had " gissa shag shouted out

sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though

was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them I was using the marrow as a stool

Do your stools resemble marrows ?"
anything sat on is a stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pulled in a supermarket before now and in the car park on a separate occasion ...

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Can ladies not smile at men these days without the cocky shots thinking the woman fancy them! "

Haha! They don't fancy me I don't think. They just like talking (and hugging). Ha!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

Haha! You meanie!

has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them "

Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

Haha! You meanie!

has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them

Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!"

I've had conversations lol one was a young man who had been ditched by his cowardly friends. I suggested a multi pack if he's sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

Haha! You meanie!

has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them

Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!

I've had conversations lol one was a young man who had been ditched by his cowardly friends. I suggested a multi pack if he's sharing lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive pulled in the supermarket before its well fun xx

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I've never been chatted up in my local supermarket.

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely


"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him

Haha! You meanie!

has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them

Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!"

I keep hoping that me stood in Superdrug purchasing king size will catch someones eye - but the women anywhere near there are normally panicking like hell trying to be brave enough to pick up a pregnancy kit and seeing me showing off about sex is last thing they want. The cashiers either scowl, look embarassed, don't care or scan it through too many times on purpose so the manager can come over and laugh at me too.

On reflection I think I could have pulled at the pie counter at Morrisons in Kings Lynn but was so dumbstruck at a woman smiling at me I couldn't work out what to do and blew it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda In darlaston behind the swingera club alway interesting late on lol !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to the supermarket for my shopping I don't want some lad with a dripping cock in his low waster crotch at knees following me round with a semi on its bad enough here without it happening at Tesco's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been chatted up in a teaso lol

He stopped next to me and asked about my perfume lol

We did exchange email as I wouldn't give my number out and at the time I didn't have a personal email so gave him work one.

big mistake as he sent me obscene mail and I had to block him ....live and learn

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Everytime I have been approached by a guy in a supermarket I have looked like a bag lady...half expected em to offer me the price of a cuppa! Its true though folks...womens magazines give you tips on how to pull in a supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh

If you did that to me young lady... You'd get a smacked bum and you'd be escorted to the toilets! Classy I know!"

Hahaha

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

The Next Tim I See a Guy Pulling !!

in a Supermarket...

I might consider calling the Cops...

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