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Ode to the birthday boy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Birthdays come but once a year,

With birthday cakes and prezzies.

Whisys got all his lined up, (he didnt get the lezzies)

A blow job off his blushing bride, or if hes really lucky.

A Jacuzzi full of blow jobs (he loves ta get all mucky)

But todays the day we also vote.

And birthday boys excited

A Tory win would make his day,

(he would be so delighted)

So go and put ya cross by blue and make his bloody day.

Then maybe it will shut him up and give us all a say xx

Happy birthday mate lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thats brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm impressed! It takes a lot to leave me speechless but that ha........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red, viagra is blue at your age to get stiff you need to take a few!!

but dont worry darling,

because courtesy of you ,

we may all be gettin shafted by the tory boy blues!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roses are red, viagra is blue at your age to get stiff you need to take a few!!

but dont worry darling,

because courtesy of you ,

we may all be gettin shafted by the tory boy blues!! xx "

WEell what you complaining for.. you'll be getting sommat out of it at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roses are red, viagra is blue at your age to get stiff you need to take a few!!

but dont worry darling,

because courtesy of you ,

we may all be gettin shafted by the tory boy blues!! xx

WEell what you complaining for.. you'll be getting sommat out of it at least! "

yeah more grey hair and a ticket straight into extreme poverty what more could i possibly want! lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"roses are red, viagra is blue at your age to get stiff you need to take a few!!

but dont worry darling,

because courtesy of you ,

we may all be gettin shafted by the tory boy blues!! xx

WEell what you complaining for.. you'll be getting sommat out of it at least!

yeah more grey hair and a ticket straight into extreme poverty what more could i possibly want! lol!!! xx "

God some people are never satisfied lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"roses are red, viagra is blue at your age to get stiff you need to take a few!!

but dont worry darling,

because courtesy of you ,

we may all be gettin shafted by the tory boy blues!! xx

WEell what you complaining for.. you'll be getting sommat out of it at least!

yeah more grey hair and a ticket straight into extreme poverty what more could i possibly want! lol!!! xx

God some people are never satisfied lol xx "
oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle "

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx "
mwah xxxxxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Birthdays come but once a year,

With birthday cakes and prezzies.

Whisys got all his lined up, (he didnt get the lezzies)

A blow job off his blushing bride, or if hes really lucky.

A Jacuzzi full of blow jobs (he loves ta get all mucky)

But todays the day we also vote.

And birthday boys excited

A Tory win would make his day,

(he would be so delighted)

So go and put ya cross by blue and make his bloody day.

Then maybe it will shut him up and give us all a say xx

Happy birthday mate lol xx

"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx "

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx "

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx "

yeah yeah dig out your blue bow tie short arse lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx

yeah yeah dig out your blue bow tie short arse lol!!! xx "

Oooh admitin defeat already hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx

yeah yeah dig out your blue bow tie short arse lol!!! xx

Oooh admitin defeat already hun xx "

hahhaaaahhhaaa!!! dont be silly iv told you they wont have the majority!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx

yeah yeah dig out your blue bow tie short arse lol!!! xx

Oooh admitin defeat already hun xx

hahhaaaahhhaaa!!! dont be silly iv told you they wont have the majority!! xx"

Wanna bet a shag on it ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooh not only are ya a lil stick of sexual dynamite, your very clever too, that made me giggle

Well ive been called some things lol but i luvs that xxx

she meant me ya glory hunter lol xxx

na me mate didnt mean that lol xx

yeah yeah dig out your blue bow tie short arse lol!!! xx

Oooh admitin defeat already hun xx

hahhaaaahhhaaa!!! dont be silly iv told you they wont have the majority!! xx

Wanna bet a shag on it ???? "

im not suicidal lol!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

im not suicidal lol!!!! x "

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

im not suicidal lol!!!! x

lol xx"

he he!!! xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I cant believe someone made such an effort for wishy!!!

LOL

Happy biday wishy - hope ya voted well

xxxx

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