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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Its almost half 4 ya lazy git get up an get the kettle on and im hungry so stick some bacon under while your at it.....cheers bro

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm craving a hotdog while you're cooking.

Pretty please.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake unexpectedly, tea please when he arrives

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake.....why????? xx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Taps finger......this really isn't good engh task

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Awake.....why????? xx"

Becouse we owe we owe so off to work we go.....what on earths going on. Me in a good mood of a morning. Sombody please get me a dr I got to be sick eeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awake.....why????? xx"

Me? I was having lovely sleep, and body informs me I need the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awake.....why????? xx

Me? I was having lovely sleep, and body informs me I need the loo

But I don't need to be awake yet...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Good morning everyone!!!

So is Tosh making breakfasts today? I hope it's not self service or that silly bistro thing again.......who has got some milk for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

"
yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Thank you Flossie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Thank you Flossie

"
no problems KITCHEN IS NOW CLOSED

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Thank you Flossie

no problems KITCHEN IS NOW CLOSED

Ehhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Thank you Flossie

no problems KITCHEN IS NOW CLOSED

Pfft ! Late to the party again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

"
. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

IF it had been my thread I would have carried on the shift as it's not I'm offski

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

IF it had been my thread I would have carried on the shift as it's not I'm offski

Its called delegating

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

You can't sack Flossie!!! She very kindly made breakfast (and gave me milk!) Tosh is the person to blame......he can't do breakfasts everyday, lulling us into a false sense of security, then just not turn up one morning!!!! We are lucky Flossie was here to help everyone

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

Help every 1 so wheres my bacon then hmmmm what tosh shes still sacked

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

Help every 1 so wheres my bacon then hmmmm what tosh shes still sacked

Meanie!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Aaarrrggghhh, pressed the wrong button, or I pressed the right one too many times

Just a quick cuppa for me, non of toshn's fancy Sunday bistro shit for me thanks Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

Good morning all Toshn won't be on today he has no interest for a couple of days

We are all going to have to make our own till he's back

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"He's took umberidge at ya starting a thread blade ha soo coffee when ya ready

Pffft on ya bike mrs your turn

Ok, ok, then bacon, hot dog and milk it is

No one else is getting served after 5.30 though

*** brought to you by service with a smile

Whoops wrong smiles but the bacon was hot

What just the bacon

yes and I quote " stick some bacon under while ya at it" no mention of any other sundries

Hmmmm ye ok fair engh but can put that right so bacon mushroom 2 pouched leave em runny for the solders oh an don't forget the sausage

. Ohhh dear sorry kitchen closed 7 minutes ago

Thats it ya sacked

Good morning all Toshn won't be on today he has no interest for a couple of days

We are all going to have to make our own till he's back

Is he okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all Toshn won't be on today he has no interest for a couple of days

We are all going to have to make our own till he's back

Is he okay?"

Yes he's fine he text last night to say he had issues with his phone contract and might not be on for a couple of days.

As he's not I guess we won't see him for a bit

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

""Good morning all Toshn won't be on today he has no interest for a couple of days

We are all going to have to make our own till he's back

Is he okay?"

Yes he's fine he text last night to say he had issues with his phone contract and might not be on for a couple of days.

As he's not I guess we won't see him for a bit

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awake.....why????? xx

Becouse we owe we owe so off to work we go.....what on earths going on. Me in a good mood of a morning. Sombody please get me a dr I got to be sick eeeek

Your not a morning person are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all,

Hope you have a great day, I'm counting down to the weekend, six shifts to go then party time, and then a further five and brands hatch here I come

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Awake.....why????? xx

Becouse we owe we owe so off to work we go.....what on earths going on. Me in a good mood of a morning. Sombody please get me a dr I got to be sick eeeek

Your not a morning person are you? X"

Lets say its not my best time of day but well todays a little different im in a good mood can't possibly think why though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so who's doing breakfast then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's doing breakfast then

I think that was you offering x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's doing breakfast then

What's on the menu?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wot? No Toshn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's doing breakfast then

I think that was you offering x"

Do I have to do everything around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's doing breakfast then

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot? No Toshn?

oh don't break a nail please, it's not the end of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who's doing breakfast then

You "

and who's gonna do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can i have a bacon sarnie with fruity sauce and i'll grab it on the hoof ... Dont care whose making it ... Fight amongst yourselves lol

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over a year ago

"Please can i have a bacon sarnie with fruity sauce and i'll grab it on the hoof ... Dont care whose making it ... Fight amongst yourselves lol

suppose ya want ya bread buttering and the crusts cut off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot? No Toshn?

oh don't break a nail please, it's not the end of the world

it is to the discerning breakfast goer who likes the stylish bistro decor and menu of sir Toshn's fine establishment

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Unless he is off dragon/moth slaying or getting a new pinny he has a bit to answer for in letting us discerning bistro goers down

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The kippers were lovely at the bistro yesterday, but I'll have a mug o' tea and a cheese & pickle sarnie today please guv

Oh and a packet of Real McCoy's Ridge Cut Flame Grilled

Steak Flavour Potato Crisps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awake.....why????? xx

Becouse we owe we owe so off to work we go.....what on earths going on. Me in a good mood of a morning. Sombody please get me a dr I got to be sick eeeek

Your not a morning person are you? X

Lets say its not my best time of day but well todays a little different im in a good mood can't possibly think why though

I have no idea x

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