FabSwingers.com forum: Do ladies get morning wood?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm take it you have had to ask cause ya never seen it when they been in bed with you lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno about that...but is mrs stu's job to go out in the morning and chop the wood for the fire

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over a year ago

Yes and in the middle of the night too

and sometimes at work

and sometimes at the shops

ect etc etc

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hmmm take it you have had to ask cause ya never seen it when they been in bed with you lol xx

Hell no i expect to be woken up with a BJ or sneak a lie in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons? "

sometimes?

I'm always waking up with the dawn horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't had a morning glory since I was a todler xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nvever mind about Morning. what about, mid-moning, early lunch, mid afternoon, tea time, supper, night time, and generaly ALL DAY horn????

or is that just me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all day every day and worse when i finish my women's week.... oh god ever guy would get it if i could (and i have a bullet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alllll day 24/7.....its only you guys that limit it to the damn morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons? "

What do you mean when we are on our own?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons? "
never get the chance i always seem to have my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dunno about that...but is mrs stu's job to go out in the morning and chop the wood for the fire

You live in a croft then? Like on Braveheart... THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEDOM!! .. ah shut up you arse, you're not even scottish!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Agree with the other ladies on here.

And as much as men "SAY" they are horny all day - they soon seem pretty shocked whenus woman wanna leap on them more than just twice a day.

PMSL

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Agree with the other ladies on here.

And as much as men "SAY" they are horny all day - they soon seem pretty shocked whenus woman wanna leap on them more than just twice a day.

PMSL

Shocked yes, disappointed never!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Agree with the other ladies on here.

And as much as men "SAY" they are horny all day - they soon seem pretty shocked whenus woman wanna leap on them more than just twice a day.

PMSL

Do you like a bit of morning glory then

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Agree with the other ladies on here.

And as much as men "SAY" they are horny all day - they soon seem pretty shocked whenus woman wanna leap on them more than just twice a day.

PMSL

Do you like a bit of morning glory then

yu KNOW i do.

A bit of wood, not a wet fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Agree with the other ladies on here.

And as much as men "SAY" they are horny all day - they soon seem pretty shocked whenus woman wanna leap on them more than just twice a day.

PMSL

Do you like a bit of morning glory then

yu KNOW i do.

A bit of wood, not a wet fish

Wood is Good

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

Never not on the bus!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

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never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

"
not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

lol

well i got me snorkel and face mask this weekend!!!

PMSL, and have warned all the others!!!

Bought em on bulk and renting em out, hehehe

JOKE!!

you can spank me later xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

lol

well i got me snorkel and face mask this weekend!!!

PMSL, and have warned all the others!!!

Bought em on bulk and renting em out, hehehe

JOKE!!

you can spank me later xxx"
lol, ya monkey........shower curtains anyone? xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

lol

well i got me snorkel and face mask this weekend!!!

PMSL, and have warned all the others!!!

Bought em on bulk and renting em out, hehehe

JOKE!!

you can spank me later xxxlol, ya monkey........shower curtains anyone? xxx

piss oFF!

or splash back, lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

lol

well i got me snorkel and face mask this weekend!!!

PMSL, and have warned all the others!!!

Bought em on bulk and renting em out, hehehe

JOKE!!

you can spank me later xxxlol, ya monkey........shower curtains anyone? xxx

piss oFF!

or splash back, lol xx"
ok il bring cake

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Yes on heat morning noon and night. Cheeky little secret I had my bullet down my knickers while on the bus today listening to my music. Ah a good way to start the day

how do ya keep it a secret when ya legs wanna shake???

LOL

never mind the leg shaking!!! What about excessive moisture??? lol

no need to get personal!!!

not you ya big banana, was thinking of me tbh

lol

well i got me snorkel and face mask this weekend!!!

PMSL, and have warned all the others!!!

Bought em on bulk and renting em out, hehehe

JOKE!!

you can spank me later xxxlol, ya monkey........shower curtains anyone? xxx

piss oFF!

or splash back, lol xxok il bring cake

pmsl!!!

You joker you - thats cake and popcorn sorted then!!!

Right - i will bring my own special potion - esp as it had such a good effect last time, hehehehe

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, its FRIDAY

SEE ~YOU ~TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhh

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

"Do ladies ever wake up with clitoral or nipple erections, like men sometimes wake up with hard-ons? "

Oh yeah,

But not just in the morning, and there is never anybody around to help me out

so its usually a DIY job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit at the back of the bus and go with the motion its good over the bumps and my foot is tapping to the music lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sit at the back of the bus and go with the motion its good over the bumps and my foot is tapping to the music lol"

Sod this trucking lark, Im getting a job as a bus driver in Peterborough, sounds like it could be interesting...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never feel horny

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