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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be utterly gorgeous, well endowed and know how to please you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An exceptional moustache.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Be utterly gorgeous, well endowed and know how to please you! "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

All the ones that YOU want him to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as he pays the bar fine to me in cash I don't mind

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A selection of hats at his disposal

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

All the ones that YOU want him to

I know but some know me pretty well here too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

Generous with his:

Empathy

Free time

Creativity

Bedroom skills

Authority

And loose change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'4. Facial hair. Loves shopping for shoes. Lovely. Filthy.

...that's the perfect combo.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"As long as he pays the bar fine to me in cash I don't mind"

Are you saying I'm expensive with the bar lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"5'4. Facial hair. Loves shopping for shoes. Lovely. Filthy.

...that's the perfect combo.

Own Meggins an advantage

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"5'4. Facial hair. Loves shopping for shoes. Lovely. Filthy.

...that's the perfect combo.

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs a scouse accent, manly hairy chest and a sexy arse to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

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A lovely easy going person , who looks nice and you just like to spend time with .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must know what buttons to press and want to press them as often as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Selleck would be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

All the ones that YOU want him to

I know but some know me pretty well here too...

But nobody else knows you as well as you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

A lovely easy going person , who looks nice and you just like to spend time with ."

I want one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

A lovely easy going person , who looks nice and you just like to spend time with ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a shire horse

The stamina of a marathon runner

The body of Linford Christie

Loaded

Generous to a T

A masterchef in the kitchen

Likes washing up and housework

The perfect gentleman in the street

A filthy, despicable deviant in the bedroom

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

All the ones that YOU want him to

I know but some know me pretty well here too...

But nobody else knows you as well as you do

I know just having a bit of fun

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hung like a shire horse

The stamina of a marathon runner

The body of Linford Christie

Loaded

Generous to a T

A masterchef in the kitchen

Likes washing up and housework

The perfect gentleman in the street

A filthy, despicable deviant in the bedroom"

Is that you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a shire horse

The stamina of a marathon runner

The body of Linford Christie

Loaded

Generous to a T

A masterchef in the kitchen

Likes washing up and housework

The perfect gentleman in the street

A filthy, despicable deviant in the bedroom

Is that you lol "

I like washing up and housework

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i score five out of nine lol .. hung more like a sea horse . .. tight as arseoles .. but most of the rest .. if linford christy s let himself go a bit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've been spoilt this week.....would love Mr Regular - Oh well, will continue to seek so roll up roll up!

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Be utterly gorgeous, well endowed and know how to please you! "

Don't make it too difficult for us men then eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i score five out of nine lol .. hung more like a sea horse . .. tight as arseoles .. but most of the rest .. if linford christy s let himself go a bit"

Ha superb!

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

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"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should have the penchant for cake. Bake a cake and he might come a running. Discuss his qualities over coffee and nibbles of the said cake and make a decision based on if he dribbles or not??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should have the penchant for cake. Bake a cake and he might come a running. Discuss his qualities over coffee and nibbles of the said cake and make a decision based on if he dribbles or not??"

I can bake cake

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should have the penchant for cake. Bake a cake and he might come a running. Discuss his qualities over coffee and nibbles of the said cake and make a decision based on if he dribbles or not??

I can bake cake

'Can' and 'have' are two very different things............

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should have the penchant for cake. Bake a cake and he might come a running. Discuss his qualities over coffee and nibbles of the said cake and make a decision based on if he dribbles or not??

I can bake cake

'Can' and 'have' are two very different things............

Lol yes dear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got half a choccy fudge cake

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Listener, worhsipper and someone willing to please I would have been a good start.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should have the penchant for cake. Bake a cake and he might come a running. Discuss his qualities over coffee and nibbles of the said cake and make a decision based on if he dribbles or not??

I can bake cake

'Can' and 'have' are two very different things............

Lol yes dear

lmao I just had the vision of the old couple on goggle box. Him saying Can and have are two very different things and her with the tv guide in her hands rolling her eyes saying yes dear humouring him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should please you both in and out of the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

He should please you both in and out of the bedroom.

and be willing to try things he wouldn't with anyone else its fun trying lots of firsts with someone

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

No fab account.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

No fab account."

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..so, where do i apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got half a choccy fudge cake "

Waving at Mr Seahorse. fudge cake mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he has a brother send him my way x

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Regular" ... would that be once, twice or three times a day, 7 days a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got half a choccy fudge cake "
it was good cake too lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

""Regular" ... would that be once, twice or three times a day, 7 days a week?"

Every day but I'm just greedy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr regular shag....what qualities do you think he should have

One ought to be a througly decent chap and a good egg

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"An exceptional moustache."

And a burgundy suit.

And many, many leather bound books!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nice respectful guy whose a good shag I'm easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An exceptional moustache.

And a burgundy suit.

And many, many leather bound books!

thats sounds like oleg the meerkat

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Nice respectful guy whose a good shag I'm easily pleased

That's me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An exceptional moustache.

And a burgundy suit.

And many, many leather bound books!

thats sounds like oleg the meerkat

Oleg is the baby

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