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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out "

Riff Raff.... On here?!?!?

How rude......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out "

Can I come please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

Can I come please? "
Of course my dear take a seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

Riff Raff.... On here?!?!?

How rude...... "
How did you get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out "

Now then white coffee and toast to go please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coming up gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming up gorgeous "

I'm off back to bed, do you deliver? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Croissants and paninni's been served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I want some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coming up gorgeous

I'm off back to bed, do you deliver? Xxx"
Not usually but will be honoured to be in your ..I mean serve you in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon n egg baguette please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I want some "
Then you'll get some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.."
Now here's a guy with a bit of class

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

A couple of hangover tablets and a nice cold cup of squash.... in bed please im not moving lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of hangover tablets and a nice cold cup of squash.... in bed please im not moving lol..."
Self inflicted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a burnt bacon butty please with a smidgen of brown sauce and a strong coffee, no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class "

He's missing the sausage x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have a burnt bacon butty please with a smidgen of brown sauce and a strong coffee, no sugar "
Burnt bacon butty !!! Brown sauce !! Its a posh bistro madam . Have a croissant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x"
I can supply a very nice sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a burnt bacon butty please with a smidgen of brown sauce and a strong coffee, no sugar Burnt bacon butty !!! Brown sauce !! Its a posh bistro madam . Have a croissant "

Ooooooo get you.......

well im in the mood for a burnt bacon butty....maybe stick it between a croissant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage "

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"A couple of hangover tablets and a nice cold cup of squash.... in bed please im not moving lol... Self inflicted "

coops fault for having wine better than half price so I brought and drank two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx"
Yeah so ive heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x "
For food ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ? "

Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out "

I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better not come in since I'm scouse riff raff I would have said good morning but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

Can I come please? Of course my dear take a seat "

Aw that's x haven't been out in ages x can I start with a cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pain au chocolat & black coffee please ?

If we come back at lunchtime will tapas be on the menu ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please "
you certainly can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a pain au chocolat & black coffee please ?

If we come back at lunchtime will tapas be on the menu ? "
At last . A bit of class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?

Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite "
Good answer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I have kippers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard "

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have kippers please "
Comming up my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. "
yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

Can I come please? Of course my dear take a seat

Aw that's x haven't been out in ages x can I start with a cup of tea please x "
You can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please you certainly can "

Thank you. Sausage baguette please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?

Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite Good answer "

I'm ready when you are x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class

He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage

Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?

Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite Good answer

I'm ready when you are x"
I am always ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right "

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please you certainly can

Thank you. Sausage baguette please "
1 sausage cumin up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good"
To late for that I reckon . You're tarred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out

Riff Raff.... On here?!?!?

How rude...... How did you get in "

I don't know why I consort with you?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cause yer wuvs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good To late for that I reckon . You're tarred "

And feathered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good To late for that I reckon . You're tarred

And feathered. "
Kinky

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good"

She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!

Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good

She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!

Thanks

Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please "
Of course madam . You are very wise

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good

She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!

Thanks

Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please Of course madam . You are very wise "

why thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause yer wuvs me "

True..... True.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cause yer wuvs me

True..... True..... "
Aww wuvs yer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please. "

Obviously not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not "
Sorry . On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way "

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't think I'll be kissing anyone for a bit, those kippers are repeating on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning"
Will fill you up twice

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Does your Bistro have strawberry milk? Not sure if I belong in here today......*looks round for straws and doesn't see any*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your Bistro have strawberry milk? Not sure if I belong in here today......*looks round for straws and doesn't see any*"
Got some in especially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Does your Bistro have strawberry milk? Not sure if I belong in here today......*looks round for straws and doesn't see any* Got some in especially for you "

Thank you Tosh, I think I am going to like it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice "

Will you remember to fill me up twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice

Will you remember to fill me up twice "
Goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good

She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!

Oi your supposed to be my mate xx

Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard

Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right

shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good

She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!

Thanks

Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please Of course madam . You are very wise

why thank you sir"

will you pair behave, my rep is on the line here. Pfft xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx "
You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice

Will you remember to fill me up twice Goes without saying "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx "
Saved a special sausage just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board "

Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx Saved a special sausage just for you "

Perfect thank you. Xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If it's a bistro not a caff you'll have mastered hollandaise for my eggs Benedict then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board

Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X

"
You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's a bistro not a caff you'll have mastered hollandaise for my eggs Benedict then? "
Yep its on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board

Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X

You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast "

Im comfy...just waiting for me tea..take your time. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice

Will you remember to fill me up twice Goes without saying

"
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da.

Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board

Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X

You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast

Im comfy...just waiting for me tea..take your time. Xx"
You know I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.

Obviously not Sorry . On its way

Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice

Will you remember to fill me up twice Goes without saying

thank you "
My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a pain au chocolat & black coffee please ?

If we come back at lunchtime will tapas be on the menu ? At last . A bit of class "

Why thank you kind sir. x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If this is a bistro, shouldn't you be in a pinny with a new photo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this is a bistro, shouldn't you be in a pinny with a new photo? "

You are determined for me to dress up xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"If this is a bistro, shouldn't you be in a pinny with a new photo?

You are determined for me to dress up xx"

We ALL are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achem I know I'm late but is there any chance of a spot of lunch xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Achem I know I'm late but is there any chance of a spot of lunch xx "
I have closed my bistro . But will open it especially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you cook and deliver a roast dinner for 6 please, I've had less than 3 hours sleep so can't really function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you cook and deliver a roast dinner for 6 please, I've had less than 3 hours sleep so can't really function

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Achem I know I'm late but is there any chance of a spot of lunch xx I have closed my bistro . But will open it especially for you "
. Was it food or just my body you was after madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Achem I know I'm late but is there any chance of a spot of lunch xx I have closed my bistro . But will open it especially for you "

Mmmm private service does it come with extras

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you cook and deliver a roast dinner for 6 please, I've had less than 3 hours sleep so can't really function "
can do a slice of quiche for 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Achem I know I'm late but is there any chance of a spot of lunch xx I have closed my bistro . But will open it especially for you . Was it food or just my body you was after madam "

Just your body that's food enough for me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you cook and deliver a roast dinner for 6 please, I've had less than 3 hours sleep so can't really function can do a slice of quiche for 6 "

Anything will do then, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you cook and deliver a roast dinner for 6 please, I've had less than 3 hours sleep so can't really function can do a slice of quiche for 6

Anything will do then, thanks "
Leave it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut...........im still waiting for my burnt bacon on a croissant ....

Im not tipping ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for lunch yet? I'm starving x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tut...........im still waiting for my burnt bacon on a croissant ....

Im not tipping ya know "
im still burning it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road "
Come in floss . No one will no yer common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the lunchtime specials?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it time for lunch yet? I'm starving x"
You have not rewarded me for my breakfast yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials?"
Me on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast "

Oh that'll be the special and a skinny mocha please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast

Oh that'll be the special and a skinny mocha please "
coming up

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over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast "

Sold......but careful about where you get them crumbs

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over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast

Sold......but careful about where you get them crumbs "
Worry about the crumbs later

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over a year ago


"Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road Come in floss . No one will no yer common "

Hairnet curlers and fag hanging out me gob might give it away

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over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast

Sold......but careful about where you get them crumbs Worry about the crumbs later "

Ok you lot bistro is closed the chefs busy grrrrrrrrrrr

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over a year ago


"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast

Sold......but careful about where you get them crumbs "

That's two of us for the special. You sure you've got enough to go round

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over a year ago


"Tut...........im still waiting for my burnt bacon on a croissant ....

Im not tipping ya know im still burning it "

ok,..so what to give for a tip ??? hmmmm

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over a year ago


"Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road Come in floss . No one will no yer common

Hairnet curlers and fag hanging out me gob might give it away "

That's made me giggle xxx

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