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Seriously, scented Farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can now by products to eat that make your Farts smell of, Ice cream, Chocolate (I thought they already did smell of Chocolate ) Bananas etc, what would you like your Farts to smell off, pity they won't work on front trumps for the Ladies though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You can now by products to eat that make your Farts smell of, Ice cream, Chocolate (I thought they already did smell of Chocolate ) Bananas etc, what would you like your Farts to smell off, pity they won't work on front trumps for the Ladies though "
pmsl @front trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha nice one, I think I need to invest in these as after certain vegetables, i'm banished to the back garden for the rest of the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can now by products to eat that make your Farts smell of, Ice cream, Chocolate (I thought they already did smell of Chocolate ) Bananas etc, what would you like your Farts to smell off, pity they won't work on front trumps for the Ladies though "

Front don't smell do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

front trumps wtf lisen in manchster we call them fanny farts.... and mine dont smell just make a wired noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"front trumps wtf lisen in manchster we call them fanny farts.... and mine dont smell just make a wired noise "

Not even a tiny bit fishy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nooooooooo not even a bit of fish..... but you can tell me when you are down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nooooooooo not even a bit of fish..... but you can tell me when you are down there "

What in fairy dust land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no down near where i fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no down near where i fanny fart "

Where is that bognor regis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no down near where i fanny fart

Where is that bognor regis? "

No Fishwick

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You pair of sweet talkers,its like reading poetry reading yor posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can produce some cracking smells when I eat nuts.... and thats the peanut variety, not the dangly male variety, lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you tease you no you want to hear my fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I can produce some cracking smells when I eat nuts.... and thats the peanut variety, not the dangly male variety, lol.... "

Don't you mean crack smells

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh you tease you no you want to hear my fanny farts "

I heard your last one, I thought it was Thunder and I'm 40 Miles away from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no in manchester they are fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you no what they are very strange things its a art to fannty fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no in manchester they are fanny farts "

Your in Manchester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he gets it.... its a good job your fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can produce some cracking smells when I eat nuts.... and thats the peanut variety, not the dangly male variety, lol....

Don't you mean crack smells"

Dunno about crack Mrs HPC, but there's a bloody big eruption, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he gets it.... its a good job your fit "

Can I get it aswell.....

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