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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If your partner is Mad with you , put a cape on them and tell them they are now Super Mad .... If they laugh marry them ...... Eager to here all your tips for a better life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay single

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stay single "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay single "

Ahh yes maybe in hindsight that's a better one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't wipe your arse with broken glass "

Eeek !!!!! I shall try and remember that !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alt+f4 solves all browser issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enter a pub, the most useful phrase you will need is "What chores?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed,give up,probably wasn't for you in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you enter a pub, the most useful phrase you will need is "What chores?" "

walk into my pub and say that u will be given the Hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you enter a pub, the most useful phrase you will need is "What chores?"

walk into my pub and say that u will be given the Hoover"

Dam...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If at first you don't succeed,give up,probably wasn't for you in the first place"

reminds me of a homer Simpson quote "if at 1st u don't succeed deny all knowledge u ever tried"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If at first you don't succeed,give up,probably wasn't for you in the first place

reminds me of a homer Simpson quote "if at 1st u don't succeed deny all knowledge u ever tried""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking a light socket gives you a great impression of Marty Feldman on Acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your bills all come through the door at once just chuck them they will resend the important ones.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Guys. When taking cock pic comparison shots for your 'single profile' - always remove the pink fluffy bathrobe from the bathroom door, the hairspray and tampons from behind the sink - and your wedding ring!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never try to impress your mates with a gargantuan panty shredder of a fart the morning after a vindaloo and eight pints of Stella.

You are likely to pebble dash your budgie smugglers to the mirth of your assembled brethren.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This is actually an excellent tip , sorry for going against the O.P's wishes.....

but .....

Never put any effort into anything.

If everyone says what you have done is wonderful then you are a natural and a winner and you can say Ha! I NEVER EVEN TRIED.

If everyone says what you did was shit Then you can say .... Ha!

I NEVER EVEN TRIED.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When driving home from a night out in Leeds, don't get totally lost when some fool closes a junction of the M1 as, frankly, Osset at 0100 is not worth seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love seeing deodorant cans in the supermarket as they love them up 'em so whenever taking a photo of your penis saddle it up next to a can if your favourite lynx scent. That or wife beater, girls love a man who drinks wife beater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that the double yellow lines are there to help you parallel park properly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys. When taking cock pic comparison shots for your 'single profile' - always remove the pink fluffy bathrobe from the bathroom door, the hairspray and tampons from behind the sink - and your wedding ring!

A"

Lucky for some they remembered

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Going to sleep tipsy with fake eyelashes on can lead to a shocking moustache type discovery in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let your left hand know what your right hands doing

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

Never mistake flash cleaning wipes with baby wipes.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"Never mistake flash cleaning wipes with baby wipes."

Or pile cream for veet.... I assure it wasn't me... But my friends trouble never reappeared.....tho he was siting in a bucket of water for an hour...true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giving me a blowjob improves your chances of winning the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your finished wipe your dick on the Curtain it shows the woman your a caring person

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

dont mess with the football stewards in madrid... well not the one in my avatar pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to sleep tipsy with fake eyelashes on can lead to a shocking moustache type discovery in the morning "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove labels from underwear/lingerie before taking pics

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"When your finished wipe your dick on the Curtain it shows the woman your a caring person "

And if she has aluminium blinds - it'll remove any 'crusty residue' from your todger!

A

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. Cos if you don't like doing it today then you haven't got to do it tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't try tuning the tv without an aerial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your partner is Mad with you , put a cape on them and tell them they are now Super Mad .... "

Genius! I love it.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

don't eat yellow snow

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield


"When driving home from a night out in Leeds, don't get totally lost when some fool closes a junction of the M1 as, frankly, Osset at 0100 is not worth seeing. "

Tina was this last night? It was shut at about 8pm from 40 to 39, we were in it about 10pm, I was so fumming that in our area 2 years ago we had all the roadworks so they could put up the gantries and boards..... for them not to use the feckers!!

You are not aware that it is shut until a few hundred yards before the exit, I was so angry I rang the highways to complain and they said " had the contractors informed them they were shutting the M1 then they would have put it on the flashing boards"

Now im no expert but im guessing the contractors cant shut a motorway without the highways consent??

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