FabSwingers.com forum: As I was walking down the street one day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I saw a house on fire

There was man, standing at an upper-storey window

Shouting and screaming at the crowd that was gathered there below

For he was sore afraid...

Jump! You fu*ker, jump!

Jump into this here blanket what we are holding

And you will be all right

He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fu*king neck -

There was no blanket..

Laugh?! We nearly shat!

We had not laughed so much since Grandma died

Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

We are miserable sinners

Fi-i-ilthy fu*kers

Ahhhrrrr-soles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either quote the poet or take your tablets? x"

The late great Dudley Moore, when himself and Peter Cook were doing 'Derek & Clive'