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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some profiles dont half make me laugh with some cheesy lines...whats the cheesiest thing uve seen on a profile?? (Please dont say someones dick!!! Lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bird in the cheddar gorge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine Guy.

LIAR!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite unless you ask me to

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Im married so need to be discreet

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mine makes mention of cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bite unless you ask me to"

This sooo cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't mention cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezy cheesy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas "

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

"
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I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

.

I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know "

That's because you're the prettiest crispiest duck i've ever seen.

Phwoaaaarr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with you and food ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with you and food ffs lol "

You know i love to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

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I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know "

^^^^ this

however he doesnt restrict his cheesy lines to his profile..he litters the forums woth them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/04/14 11:33:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick for hours...... Bore off!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

.

I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know

^^^^ this

however he doesnt restrict his cheesy lines to his profile..he litters the forums woth them too "

Very true but I wouldn't have Pop any other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with you and food ffs lol

You know i love to eat.

"
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Hs I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

.

I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know

^^^^ this

however he doesnt restrict his cheesy lines to his profile..he litters the forums woth them too

Very true but I wouldn't have Pop any other way "

Alright. You can shurrup now before i mention squats and Jesus H Christ.

...i wouldn't have you another way either. Well, maybe wrapped in a tortilla with my very own chilli red eye causing stinging sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

"

It was the after social party you missed out on Pops

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't bite unless you ask me too.

My verifications say it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

It was the after social party you missed out on Pops "

Whaaat??!! There was another party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

It was the after social party you missed out on Pops

Whaaat??!! There was another party lol

"

Travelodge rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sucks like a Dyson."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times.

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

.

I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know

^^^^ this

however he doesnt restrict his cheesy lines to his profile..he litters the forums woth them too

Very true but I wouldn't have Pop any other way "

Id have him plenty of other ways but hes too damn far away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine professional looking for exceptional people only -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezy cheesy peas

What in earth was that all about. My friends list and hotlist was covered with it. Im sure i missed something lol

....the cheesiest profile must be mine, honest. I don't half come out with some string cheddar at times

'Your lips look a bit wrinkled. Would you like me to press them for you?'

.

I can vouch for Pop he has got to be the cheesiest bloke I know

^^^^ this

however he doesnt restrict his cheesy lines to his profile..he litters the forums woth them too

Very true but I wouldn't have Pop any other way

Id have him plenty of other ways but hes too damn far away lol "
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Ha indeed he was miles away from me also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lifes too short, looking to help you satisfy your fantasies.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

Sexy attractive couple looking for the same

Or looking for a vvvvvvvvvwe man with a cock like an Indian elephants trunk but please send a face pic not genitals

I love cheese on toast

Even better with a bit of onion and tommy sauce makes it a pizza

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