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The 'C' Word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cowel.

What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?

Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.

I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.

So, help me out ladies (or guys)..... why!!??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have no clue either....

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

hes a prick and ladies like pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plain and simple mate.

It's the $ £ `s

Just wish people would be upfront and admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "

somebody got a fantasy at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

somebody got a fantasy at all?"

Doesn't have to be Gordon. Ray Winstone would do fine (same reason) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "

Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!"

is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!

is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery?"

Subways is hard work. Bloody jalapeños everywhere

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't fancy him but I think it's because he has a sense of humour as well as the power thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!

is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery?

Subways is hard work. Bloody jalapeños everywhere"

Yeh ouch don't want those in the wrong place x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't know. I think he's a pompous twit.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"hes a prick and ladies like pricks"

I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cowel.

What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?

Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.

I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.

So, help me out ladies (or guys).....

why!!??"

Mrs Merton once asked Debbie Mcgee what attracted her to the millionaire Paul Daniels.

The case for the prosecution rests their case your honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no clue either.... "

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.

I said, "Apparently, he said the 'c' word."

She said, "Well that wasn't clever was it?"

I replied, "No... It was 'cunt'."

As for Simon Cowell, nope not a clue,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cowel.

What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?

Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.

I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.

So, help me out ladies (or guys).....

why!!??

Mrs Merton once asked Debbie Mcgee what attracted her to the millionaire Paul Daniels.

The case for the prosecution rests their case your honour. "

Love that quote!! Mrs Merton was ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing! Loves himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "

Agree with this. With me it's Jeremy Clarkson, another pompous twit though not in the same financial league. Bend me over his bonnet anytime could Jez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "

Second this...!!!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

For me, it's his shirts, open enough to see his chest hair peeking out. Would love to open a few more buttons and nuzzle into.......

Hang on, back in a mo, gotta sort myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.

I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.

somebody got a fantasy at all?

Doesn't have to be Gordon. Ray Winstone would do fine (same reason) lol"

Ray Winstone is Mrs Two's fave also.

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