FabSwingers.com forum: Burglary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somebody broke into my apartment last week..

He didn't take my TV, just the remote.

Now he drives by and changes the channels.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you scanned the single male profiles for a possible offender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i saw a picture of it on here, next to someones bellend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you scanned the single male profiles for a possible offender?"

And give him the satisfaction of a meet and veri?

No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

So it appears you can't change the volume now. Well, if someone else breaks in and nicks the Telly I'll offer to buy it off them for £50. I'm sure at the sound of my most generous offer of £50 the thief will reply to me...

Wait for it....

"I can't turn that down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think i saw a picture of it on here, next to someones bellend

Lol he needed a new cock shot and had run out of deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody broke into my apartment last week..

He didn't take my TV, just the remote.

Now he drives by and changes the channels."

mwahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fancy coming round for a few beers and watching bbc3

No wait, the history channel

I mean QVC

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Anyone fancy coming round for a few beers and watching bbc3

No wait, the history channel

I mean QVC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy coming round for a few beers and watching bbc3

No wait, the history channel

I mean QVC"

you had me damp til you mentioned QVC

Buggerit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about an infomercial?

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over a year ago

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