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It's my partners B'day. Anyone want to put themselves out for him? Thought not!

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hey everyone. It's my Husbands Birthday and I thought I'd ask you all if you'd mind joining us in some sex so he can have his best Birthday ever.

Now... At this point you may be thinking...

Why the fuck would I put myself out and be the Sex Toy of a couple I have never met, to fulfil their fantasies in order that the Husband (Whom I've never met) has his best Birthday ever. Oh, and supposing he does have a brilliant time I just toddle on home never to see the couple again but knowing I've made them happy.

Anyone who fancies this please drop me a line as it is a fantasy of my partner and I to be handed matching Bentley's stuffed with Cash. AWWWW go on. It's his Birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of us

What have you done?

Hired a stadium?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Are you trying reverse psychology on us? Or are you hoping we'll think 'well I'm fresh out of Bentleys stuffed with cash but I can manage a shag for this delightful couple'

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Well it is his Birthday! I rang Wembley and at first they were keen to discus the idea until I told them I expected them to give it to me for free because it was MY partners Birthday. Bastards hung up on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven't specified make or female

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Some people just don't get it. It is MY partners Birthday so I want YOU to make it special for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't, I'm washing my hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, i'll oblige.

Is he OK about beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about short notice

Its quiz night at the pub!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Some people just don't get it. It is MY partners Birthday so I want YOU to make it special for us. "

its YOUR partner YOU make it special

what if all of us say yes and rock up?

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

He doesn't like beards so please shave it off. Also, you'll have to wait until he's back from the Pub later. Don't be late.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was official birthday according to the Fab date I have on here and no one fulfilled my fantasies. So, I'm taking MY toys and playing by myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have sent a birthday card if I had known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Sounds like your up for it Evie. Bring some Beer for him. However, he only wants Budweiser. Anything else and it won't be much of a Birthday.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Sounds like your up for it Evie. Bring some Beer for him. However, he only wants Budweiser. Anything else and it won't be much of a Birthday. "

i am the gift....i will bring nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!"

I like party poppers!! And streamers

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

What's wrong with this site? Spent all day messaging women about this. Hardly any replied. The ones that did told me where to go. One woman even wrote "Are you thick or Summat? Who's gonna give up their night to please your Hubby". What a cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers "

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!"

Are you offering to strip?

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thanks Evie. But... Please don't bring that White Mask in your pics. It reminds him of that Horror film where that Maniac murders loadsa folk. Oh, he likes Bacon Fries. Can you pick some up? Nice one. Xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip? "

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Thanks Evie. But... Please don't bring that White Mask in your pics. It reminds him of that Horror film where that Maniac murders loadsa folk. Oh, he likes Bacon Fries. Can you pick some up? Nice one. Xxx"

scampi fries will have to do

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What's wrong with this site? Spent all day messaging women about this. Hardly any replied. The ones that did told me where to go. One woman even wrote "Are you thick or Summat? Who's gonna give up their night to please your Hubby". What a cow!"

Timewasters all of them. They're probably fakes.

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

He doesn't like scampi fries. Come on Evie. He needs a good Birthday.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"He doesn't like scampi fries. Come on Evie. He needs a good Birthday. "

beleive me.....meeting me will be like birthday, Easter and Christmas in one night

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hmmm...not up for short notice meets usually, but if you send a Bentley stuffed with cash driven by Daniel Craig I'll seriously consider it.

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By *oltoncouple88 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

This is becoming a Joke. Just got harassed of female security guard at Tesco because she said I had to pay for Hubby's beer. I tried to reason with her and tell him it's MY hubby's Birthday but she got me in a headlock. She then threatened to call the Police if I didn't leave the store. Then the Bitch slapped me when I told her I expected her round ours at Midnight with 2 sexy female friends to put on a Lesbian show for Hubbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

"

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

"

Do you use chlorine in the pool? It looks like there is a room for me with all of that space. You might need to keep some of the noise down when I need to sleep though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Do you use chlorine in the pool? It looks like there is a room for me with all of that space. You might need to keep some of the noise down when I need to sleep though.

"

Has mr who got a pool?? Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Do you use chlorine in the pool? It looks like there is a room for me with all of that space. You might need to keep some of the noise down when I need to sleep though.

Has mr who got a pool?? Wow "

No, I just have a bath, Lickety is just so tiny that she thinks it's a pool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Do you use chlorine in the pool? It looks like there is a room for me with all of that space. You might need to keep some of the noise down when I need to sleep though.

Has mr who got a pool?? Wow "

If he did have I would be moving in tomorrow!! Haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will there be cake on offer? And party hats, I like party hats!

I like party poppers!! And streamers

Party poppers and strippers sounds better!!

Are you offering to strip?

Is that what happens when we have our overnight visit to Mr Who?

No, coming to my house will be like this..

Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of…: http://youtu.be/roRcksH2_HQ

Do you use chlorine in the pool? It looks like there is a room for me with all of that space. You might need to keep some of the noise down when I need to sleep though.

Has mr who got a pool?? Wow

No, I just have a bath, Lickety is just so tiny that she thinks it's a pool! "

You told me the party would be like the one in the video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused as to whom we are supposed to be sleeping with or swimming with now

& I still dont know if I opted out of junk mail from Norwich

Another night on fabs bizarre forums

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