FabSwingers.com forum: Now it's donkey meat

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A donkey wandered into Tesco in Hampshire.

Horses in McDonalds but the donkey chose Tesco.

Where does your donkey shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neigh matter!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Neigh matter!"

Hee haw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkeys shop is ass da

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

You're just making an ass of the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey came into our corner shop and asked for a bag of carrots. The shop assistant told him to stop being an ass and she might serve him

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You're just making an ass of the forum "

Ok, where does your cock shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A donkey wandered into Tesco in Hampshire.

Horses in McDonalds but the donkey chose Tesco.

Where does your donkey shop?

Waitrose!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"You're just making an ass of the forum

Ok, where does your cock shop?

Choristers are us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two donkeys don't go shopping.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My two donkeys don't go shopping.

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two donkeys don't go shopping.

Are you sure?

They are in the stable and field and there hooves are to big to open the gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inky pinky ponkey

Daddy had a donkey

Donkey died

Daddy cried

Inky pinky ponkey

Its dead it doesn't go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the problem with people nowadays.

once a shop is saddled with something, it can never forget it.

that said, what do donkeys in blackpool have for lunch?

bout an hour!

bazinga

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"thats the problem with people nowadays.

once a shop is saddled with something, it can never forget it.

that said, what do donkeys in blackpool have for lunch?

bout an hour!

bazinga"

The donkey wasn't wearing a saddle. I don't know how it was going to carry the shopping home unless it had parked one of those large crates outside like the ones they use in Clovelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats the problem with people nowadays.

once a shop is saddled with something, it can never forget it.

that said, what do donkeys in blackpool have for lunch?

bout an hour!

bazinga

The donkey wasn't wearing a saddle. I don't know how it was going to carry the shopping home unless it had parked one of those large crates outside like the ones they use in Clovelly.

it would use carriers.

how does anyone else get their shopping home?

that said, be careful.

they tend to throw it all over the place if you put too much on.

buck

roo!!

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