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Things you have never been able to master.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

For the fucking life of me I have never been able to use chopsticks all that well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mastered reading Swahili

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread will be full with just mine if I listed them all.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never mastered reading Swahili "
And how hard have you tried?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The thread will be full with just mine if I listed them all. "
Ok....but can you use chop sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting.. tried and tried but can't do it xx

Lynn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling by using fingers in my mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread will be full with just mine if I listed them all. Ok....but can you use chop sticks? "

Nope. Just managed to master a knife and fork though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread will be full with just mine if I listed them all. Ok....but can you use chop sticks? "

Chopsticks were a doddle once I was told to keep one still rather than trying to move both. Haven't yet been able to master surfing/windboarding/skateboarding or anything that requires balance and coordination. But will keep trying (well maybe not skateboarding as I look ridiculous!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do that clicking your fingers thing that people do. Mine never makes a sound. The three year old can do it but i can't do fuck all.

You know what i'm on about? When people click their fingers and say 'oi you! Get over here!'. Well, the teachers used to say it to me all the time.

How on earth do you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything I have tried to do that I haven't mastered ... albeit badly sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rollerskating...I can barely stand which is bizarre as I can ice skate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mastered reading Swahili And how hard have you tried?"
never tried and this is the main reason why

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By *--Cinders---Couple
over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

never been able to whistle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

My eyelids are too small I think...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never mastered reading Swahili And how hard have you tried?never tried and this is the main reason why"
Well surely something you have never been able to master, suggests one has at least tried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat women up, it's completely passed me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

My eyelids are too small I think... "

We may have to have a private lesson in winking. We can't let such eyes deny us of the flirty wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ink blot thing that some say look like a rabbit on a motor bike or some weird thing but I just see an ink blot.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

plastering, not through lack of trying,

be ok if i was plastring a floor instead of a wall though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omelettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

My eyelids are too small I think... "
If you can blink-you can wink. keep practising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

"

Can you pout?...cos do that instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

My eyelids are too small I think... If you can blink-you can wink. keep practising."

Yes I can blink lol... What I've started to do is just turn my head sideways and blink... They can only see one eye and it looks like a wink - or that I'm a crazy pirate with some sort of twitch

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Celestial mechanics can't get my head round it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with aim. My aim is so lousy with anything, throwing, shooting etc. If I had a brick in my hand, safest place to stand ~right in front of me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"never been able to whistle.."

I can't either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mastered reading Swahili And how hard have you tried?never tried and this is the main reason whyWell surely something you have never been able to master, suggests one has at least tried?"
splitting hairs now

I could have said skiing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneezing with my eyes open.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Using a flogger in one hand and a cane in the other at the same time.

Or was it rubbing the top of my head in a circle while tapping my stomach with the flat of my hand?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I cannot wink either really wish i could..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was never much use as a bloke

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's pretty obvious within a hour or so if something is for you or not. Playing instruments - that took 2 minutes for me to decide I had more pressing things to accomplish, such as getting further on Chuckie Egg than my brother.

One thing that I did spend a couple of months having a crack at was Latin. I'm still hopeless at it.

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Skate boarding, broke both arms and one leg (not at the same time) probably would've killed miself if Dad had'nt thrown it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the fucking life of me I have never been able to use chopsticks all that well.... "

Just had some great sushi last night! Used my chopsticks like a pro lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"For the fucking life of me I have never been able to use chopsticks all that well....

Just had some great sushi last night! Used my chopsticks like a pro lol "
Do they use them differently to others then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A six-axis controller. I end up staring up into the sky or shooting at the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's pretty obvious within a hour or so if something is for you or not. Playing instruments - that took 2 minutes for me to decide I had more pressing things to accomplish, such as getting further on Chuckie Egg than my brother.

One thing that I did spend a couple of months having a crack at was Latin. I'm still hopeless at it. "

I'm quite good with insruments. I especially like playing the pink oboe .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharpen knife's on a knife steel ended up taking the top off a finger and had to have it stitched back

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sharpen knife's on a knife steel ended up taking the top off a finger and had to have it stitched back "
Ouchie! I leave my OH to sharpen all my knives.

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By *uriouscouple34Couple
over a year ago

sunderland


"I think it's pretty obvious within a hour or so if something is for you or not. Playing instruments - that took 2 minutes for me to decide I had more pressing things to accomplish, such as getting further on Chuckie Egg than my brother.

One thing that I did spend a couple of months having a crack at was Latin. I'm still hopeless at it. "

Wow total flashback. Used to love playing chuckie egg xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't open corned beef tins with those keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't open corned beef tins with those keys.

"

I'm good at slicing my finger with them though

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

This is the kinda thread that makes me check the forums a lot more.

so many funny posts

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never been able to whistle.."

Now that is something I am really good at, much to the annoyance of my family. I whistle rather than sing and I'm pitch perfect.

I'm thinking of bringing out a rock ballad whistling cd, I think it would sell well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallpapering I'm frigging useless lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I have tried to do that I haven't mastered ... albeit badly sometimes "

How to use a toaster without setting it on fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle. At all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneezing with my eyes open. "

Try doing that on the dual carraigeway whilst your driving up a fly over. Trust me, you'd find a way. And, i'm speaking from experience - thought i'd lost my eyeballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knitting...."

Me too someone said it was relaxing so I gave it a go and nope after 2.30 hours I was more stressed than ever before

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

i havent yet figured out how to fly,teleport,walk and see through wall's or be invisible....can anyone help?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chopsticks

Whistling

Knitting

Walking

Only one of those affects my life in any direct way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am rubbish at cake decorating. .. Always ends up looking like someone has sneezed all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am rubbish at cake decorating. .. Always ends up looking like someone has sneezed all over it "

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Formulas in Excel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopsticks..

riding a bike

Diving or swimming under water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golf!! Such a frustrating game to try and learn and to play if you're rubbish at it like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do that clicking your fingers thing that people do. Mine never makes a sound. The three year old can do it but i can't do fuck all.

You know what i'm on about? When people click their fingers and say 'oi you! Get over here!'. Well, the teachers used to say it to me all the time.

How on earth do you do that?

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What this....

Check your whatsapp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting and spelling the name Michael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do an armpit fart thing boys do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Winking... I wish I could wink... I think it's so flirty and sexy!

My eyelids are too small I think... "
its easy . Its just a push of a button on the fab home page

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Long division. Just couldn't get it at all. My maths teacher despaired of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie shoelaces properly - the bow always ends up facing down the shoe instead of across it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

oh, sawing wood straight. I'm generally pretty good with DIY stuff but when sawing wood I seem to always manage to cut through it at an angle.

I measure, mark and sometimes even score guides. I still can't cut straight

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Chatting up women and cooking .. neither separately nor simultaneously.


"Omelettes "

Except for omelettes - mine are the best in the world.


"Never mastered reading Swahili "

Easy to speak though - easier than Ngala, at any rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I have tried to do that I haven't mastered ... albeit badly sometimes

How to use a toaster without setting it on fire ? "

I tried to make fried bread in a toaster once, by brushing the bread with oil and putting it in the toaster. Those smoke alarms are bloody loud

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I can't whistle. At all

"

Can you do a hand stand in a gale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiring a plug...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whistling by using fingers in my mouth!! "

Ooh I can do that but not something that's needed much in every day life !!! But I can't whistle a tune !!! Or sing an in tune note I'd really like to be able to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

playing video games on modern day consoles.

just too many bloody buttons to press.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Roller boots. The old school ones not the inline skates. And I really like the idea of being a roller derby girl so it's quite sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would too long could I just name few things I'm good at

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do you all kinds of flips on the floor but the last (and final) time I used a trampoline I ended up in a bush, the fence and then my head inbetween the springs

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"For the fucking life of me I have never been able to use chopsticks all that well.... "

Never managed the art of love making very well.. or chopsticks or press ups/chins, weak arms and too heavy . Dont think Im good at much .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Relationships

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Scissors, being left handed

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Opps Ink pen aswell, all lefties will know this one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Resisting temptation

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Resisting temptation "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft as it sounds, dominoes as in pub leagues, not pizza's.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Whistling, the proper fingers in your mouth loud one.... Would love to be able to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Daft as it sounds, dominoes as in pub leagues, not pizza's."

i only mastered that when my dad renamed it 3's and 5's for me lol

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

tin opener (being left handed)

potato peeler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hula hooping. I've resigned myself to the fact I'll never oscillate a large piece of plastic around my waist.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

That twisting and turning of the rubik cube - I gave up after some short attempts. It wouldn't add much to my life, so I don't miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the fucking life of me I have never been able to use chopsticks all that well....

Just had some great sushi last night! Used my chopsticks like a pro lol Do they use them differently to others then? "

Haha no I actually suck, and we have the chopstick for beginners here! I'm getting better honestly, but when I use them if you didn't see the little "helper" you'd be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never mastered the art of being the token black guy.... And I'm far too posh sounding to be even nearly gangsta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im hopeless at chatting women up and errrr sex ye pretty shit at that probably

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

bike riding

ice skating

knitting

dieting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wished I could fart in stereo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi dimensional arrays in cursors.

If that even begins to make sense then you are as sad as me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting the toilet seat down but i lack the desire to try too hard anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking and Talking at the same time

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Walking and Talking at the same time "
You're not one of those fuckers that stops suddenly in the street in front of people to have a natter are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The universe like He-Man

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can now add 'hanging up the phone on someone I could talk to all night' (or some internet equivalent) to my list of things I can't master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tin opener (being left handed)

potato peeler"

Feel your pain. I can't do these things either. Fellow Leftie :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot do anal sex too painful

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cannot do anal sex too painful"

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a happy relationship! Oh ok I know ..such a saddo confession! But who is really reading this at this time of night?????

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That was my first reply relationships pmsl

Oh an me im still up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now awake too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm now awake too "

Shhhhhh ppl sleeping in here

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