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Forced to go to church?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???

I wanna know?? lol

Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.

But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahahahha @that last comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me."

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though! "

yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love all the mad comments making me laugh my head off!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr bonk! lol OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!

yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,"

So what does the bible say about the use of the word 'cunt'?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!

yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,

So what does the bible say about the use of the word 'cunt'?"

it says in verse 6 chapter 9 (get it 69 hahahha)

u may only use the word cunt in the following sentace, god is a cunt.

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend


" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???

I wanna know?? lol

Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.

But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "

Must be a bitch but hey priests, bishops etc have no choice

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!

yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,"

God may be a she

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.

Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!

yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,

God may be a she "
he/she what ever a cunt is still a cunt ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts..... "

depends if u belive in the cunt or not init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God did turn up to see me once when I went but he was dressed inappropriately so I told him to fuck off till he showed some RESPECK MAN!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth "

yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....

depends if u belive in the cunt or not init"

Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....

depends if u belive in the cunt or not init

Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol "

does that make u a cunt basher then hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth

yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar"

fucking a female vicar could be quite a hot fantasy. i dont think ive ever seen one id fuck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....

depends if u belive in the cunt or not init

Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol

does that make u a cunt basher then hahaha"

Lmfao...

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth

yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar

fucking a female vicar could be quite a hot fantasy. i dont think ive ever seen one id fuck though "

thats what baggin is for darlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or just go in from behind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thats what baggin is for darlin

Wot bilbo Baggins?!! Lmfao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.

However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.

Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???

I wanna know?? lol

Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.

But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "

this has to be post modern irony ...or is it ....lol

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"thats what baggin is for darlin

Wot bilbo Baggins?!! Lmfao!!

"

hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats what baggin is for darlin

Wot bilbo Baggins?!! Lmfao!!

hahahahaha"

are your sides splitting too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. "

Now if only Moses had had that same reaction when he went for a jolly in the hills. The world would have been a much different place.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

if u hear voices ur mentally ill, if a vicar hears god they are lucky? never have got that one/

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"thats what baggin is for darlin

Wot bilbo Baggins?!! Lmfao!!

"

pmsl-go mate ....bout time we had a bit of humour in the place

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"thats what baggin is for darlin

Wot bilbo Baggins?!! Lmfao!!

pmsl-go mate ....bout time we had a bit of humour in the place"

here fucking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think there would be an over whelming force telling me i couldnt come in as im such a deviant and sinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVseBfMq_Dc

very religous video lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Love all the mad comments making me laugh my head off!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr bonk! lol OUCH!"
are u ill?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???

I wanna know?? lol

Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.

But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "

Before i go to bed tonight i'm going to prey.

For the fisrt time in my life.

I'm going to prey REALLY, REALLY, hard for something.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I go to church, most Sundays, confession every other Saturday, im a good Catholic girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go to church, most Sundays, confession every other Saturday, im a good Catholic girl "

Watch out for that bolt of lightning comming at ya....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I go to church, most Sundays, confession every other Saturday, im a good Catholic girl "

But a crap liar.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.

However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.

Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door "

congradulations you have all the credentials,to be a bishop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth "

Do you have a low opinion of people who use swinging sites ? Do you think that they are all non believers and have no morals ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a badge on a birthday card off a mate last year..it read "god loves you, but i think you're a cunt" pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.

im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth

Do you have a low opinion of people who use swinging sites ? Do you think that they are all non believers and have no morals ?"

not at all. was meant completely as a joke. as in shes probably not a good girl because she more than likely gets up to naughty antics through being on here id imagine thats why most of us are here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My t shirt says it all Jesus is a c**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah worn the t-shirt n done that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.

However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.

Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door

congradulations you have all the credentials,to be a bishop. "

bless you my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most of us were forced to go to church at some point! I remember the pastor scaring the shit out of me, talk about fire and brimestone!!

My youngest and ex sre very religious, last time I went to church she was being baptised, the full immersion in the pool type jobby. I sent a text to one of my friends from this site saying I was bored and felt uncomfortable being in a church...the bugger sent me a picture of his cock!!!

I burst out laughing and couldn't close the screen fast enough. My ex-husband was not impressed with my lack of decorum, but hey, it made the afternoon more fun sneaking a peek at my friends cock pic in church!!!

I'm going to hell sren't I?!!

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