FabSwingers.com forum: What a gentleman.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I read this morning that a man has been arrested in Spain for failing to help rescue his girlfriend

He was fucking her over a well,she fell 50 ft into it,he pulls his trousers up and pisses off!

Do you think his name was Juan Ker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldnt laugh but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG! What a gentleman indeed. I bet she regrets letting him giving her one!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ding Dong Bell

Pussy's in the well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor guy, he didn't even get to finish off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG really! That is bad but like greedy said you shouldn't laugh but with my dry sense of humor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor guy, he didn't even get to finish off..."

Maybe him finishing off was what pushed her over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what her revenge will be

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

So she was well fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a long fall, did she survive? Bad enough being found dead in a well but being found dead in a well without ya drawers is unlucky.

Reminds me of that couple who were fucking against a window in a hi rise, window went through, both fell naked to their death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a long fall, did she survive? Bad enough being found dead in a well but being found dead in a well without ya drawers is unlucky.

Reminds me of that couple who were fucking against a window in a hi rise, window went through, both fell naked to their death! "

There are worse ways to go!

The woman survived she was suffering from shock and hypothermia,I think id be suffering from intense rage and the need to break someones legs

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Wonder if she kicked the bucket on the way down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Dong Bell

Pussy's in the well

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

All's well that ends well.

Speaking of which, a 2' tall wishing well went to see the Doctor. The Doc asks what the complaint is. This 2' tall wishing well replies, 'I'm not at all well, Doc.'

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"All's well that ends well.

Speaking of which, a 2' tall wishing well went to see the Doctor. The Doc asks what the complaint is. This 2' tall wishing well replies, 'I'm not at all well, Doc.'

And the doc replied ...

That's just a short fall

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And the doc replied ...

That's just a short fall

I bet the lass down the well didn't say that....

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

And the doc replied ...

That's just a short fall

I bet the lass down the well didn't say that....

Maybe she misunderstood when he asked if she would go down on him

Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if she wished for a shorter shaft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he must of made her soaking wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be thirsty work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but this is the best laugh I've had in ages

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I want to know what she did to him after that.

We could send her revenge tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems all's not well that ends well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope she gets well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just before falling she told him not to pull out, and he just miss understood and fucked off instead?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I want to know what she did to him after that.

We could send her revenge tips.

From what I've read, I don't think she really knew him. Quite a few newspapers have said they only met earlier that evening and used the spot for a casual encounter so it's hard to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this morning that a man has been arrested in Spain for failing to help rescue his girlfriend

He was fucking her over a well,she fell 50 ft into it,he pulls his trousers up and pisses off!

Do you think his name was Juan Ker?

Nice use of Juan Ker, made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god sat at my desk tears streaming down my eyes through laughter thanks for cheering me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but this is the best laugh I've had in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was on his Bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding Dong Dell Pussy in the Well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love a Splash n Dash

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

well well well whats going on here ? said the local police man

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

It appears she was 'shafted' in more than one way by him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I envision another sequel to The Ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure her parents aint laughing the fact she couldve died, and probably in a right state!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I envision another sequel to The Ring

Beat me to it. I was gonna say that this story is a deleted scene from the start of The Ring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet ending to the evening

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