FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing about living in the South West

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... water rates!!!

Pretty much everything else is a bonus

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"... water rates!!!

Pretty much everything else is a bonus

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yes, jay complains about the water rates on his houses in Plymouth

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hmmmm..... I know of a guy in the south west. Very suspicious fellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm..... I know of a guy in the south west. Very suspicious fellow.

Does he have a red arse in his avatar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Country lanes being used as rat-runs and village high streets being overwhelmed by speeding cars and trucks.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hmmmm..... I know of a guy in the south west. Very suspicious fellow.

Does he have a red arse in his avatar ?

Sort of. ( I'm in the south east, actually

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People telling you that you sound like the Cadbury Caramel Bunny. Who was Miriam Margolyes. Who is a fantastic actress but not someone I'm particularly attracted to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, where?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"... water rates!!!

Pretty much everything else is a bonus

But you are so far away from me and my chances of a mad night out are about zilch.

Hang on, I see what you mean about everything else being a bonus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way we say " grassssss" & "combine harvester "!

And the M5 being permanently dug up for road works !

Still love the South West though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry, where?"

the bottom left sticky out bit of the country lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry, where?"

Where carrots are crunched and a wisp of straw behind the ear is a fashion statement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry, where?

Where carrots are crunched and a wisp of straw behind the ear is a fashion statement

thats ZummerZet lol

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

stick a big Magnet on top of your water meter .. slows the numbers from moving..

and if you get caught - blame the kids for playing pranks..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Danny Baker's autobiography mentions his dad doing a similar thing with the meters in their flat. Apparently his dad believed everyone was 'approachable' and so the meter had some dark work perpetrated on it. Whenever the chaps came to read it, his dad negotiated with them and some money changed hands. Come the day the meter was replaced, his dad opened it up, started rummaging and got blown 12' across the room in a flash....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as many women on fab from south west

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

The usual "Combine Harvester" and "farmer" jibe...i can only assume farmers elsewhere in the UK have a West Country accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Bristol in the Southwest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Bristol in the Southwest?"

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh add caravans and motor homes to my list..

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Limited amount of people, well on here anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where men are men and the sheep are worried

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

[Removed by poster at 05/04/14 11:32:32]

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

"oh add caravans and motor homes to my list..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Pops is not there to provide chocolate cake and ambrosia custard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Pops is not there to provide chocolate cake and ambrosia custard.

ah yes of course,, u should come visit,, its very different to london.. its like a 1/4 the pace

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple
over a year ago

South of Bath

"Where men are men and the sheep are worried

no that's Wales!!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

The pig nose inn, east prawle, hallsands, salcombe, some of my favourite places in all the world......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh add caravans and motor homes to my list..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The pig nose inn, east prawle, hallsands, salcombe, some of my favourite places in all the world......"

Dartmouth is way nicer than Salcombe... not that im biased or anything... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hull is lovely . Honest

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"The pig nose inn, east prawle, hallsands, salcombe, some of my favourite places in all the world......

Dartmouth is way nicer than Salcombe... not that im biased or anything... lol "

Slapton sands, Dartmouth too...... The list could go on.....just my favourite part of England.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plymuffs

haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gurt lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's gurt lush

proper job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where men are men and the sheep are worried

You're confusing us with Wales, in the South West we sleep with our sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People telling you that you sound like the Cadbury Caramel Bunny. Who was Miriam Margolyes. Who is a fantastic actress but not someone I'm particularly attracted to..."

Lol I completly know where your coming from! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent lots of my childhood and youth on holiday in the West Country and I loved it. Only happy memories

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lived in the Cotswolds for 25 years. Nothing bad about it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Pops is not there to provide chocolate cake and ambrosia custard.

ah yes of course,, u should come visit,, its very different to london.. its like a 1/4 the pace "

Waiting for an invite.

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth

its a toss up between zenophobic racism and nosey gossips. still i didnt move here for the people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sexiest female accent on the planet (sorry for the sexism)!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People assuming your a famer. And making you say certain words :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET ORF MY LAND!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but no but yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pig nose inn, east prawle, hallsands, salcombe, some of my favourite places in all the world......

Dartmouth is way nicer than Salcombe... not that im biased or anything... lol

Slapton sands, Dartmouth too...... The list could go on.....just my favourite part of England....."

I love the people from south west so friendly unlike south east miserable gits, least most of people in SW speak English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... water rates!!!

Pretty much everything else is a bonus

with all that rain you had over the last few months, here's hoping that problem is solved now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it's so far from the mids

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By *onkeydickspartiesMan
over a year ago

SALISBURY Sat 20th MAY Mixed Erotic Party

"That it's so far from the mids

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