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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wright my profile for me and I can copy and paste it I just can't be arsed is that wrong of me ???

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Come on you can do better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should always write your own lol!!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

seem to remember someone on here doing a profile writing service for a reasonable fee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"seem to remember someone on here doing a profile writing service for a reasonable fee "

If it's a lady I will let them suck me off

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening. "

Lmao that's quality not going to get me many shags lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening.

Lmao that's quality not going to get me many shags lol "

I don't know. When you compare it to what you've got....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening.

Lmao that's quality not going to get me many shags lol

I don't know. When you compare it to what you've got.... "

You could be right mine is total pants no effort what's so ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Copy mine. "

You wouldn't mind thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Copy mine.

You wouldn't mind thanks "

I mean just the text. Not the pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Copy mine.

You wouldn't mind thanks

I mean just the text. Not the pics!

"

Bloody hell no point then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I do a service where I write a verification for someone then you copy and paste it and give it to someone else if thats any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening.

Lmao that's quality not going to get me many shags lol

I don't know. When you compare it to what you've got....

You could be right mine is total pants no effort what's so ever "

Go with Tina's wording ~ she's the star profile writer after all.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I do a service where I write a verification for someone then you copy and paste it and give it to someone else if thats any good "

No am ok for that thanks

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi I'm lovedownunder. I might be kinda hot but I'm probably not your type. What I suggest you do is go speak to that _uitar_antihero chap. Legend so he is!!

Unless you're a munter, then I'll shag you instead. I only pass the best onto antihero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovedownunder -

Would you meet a guy who owns a Tiger Onesie? If so, then I am the chap for you! Whether it be at mine, or yours, I will happily demonstrate that not every guy in a Onesie looks a bit rum. Obviously if you don't have a Onesie fetish, this is not a deal breaker, as I'm happy to meet in normal clothing or indeed no clothing. In fact, I'm just happy to meet. By now, I'm regretting asking Tina Titz to rewrite my profile, as you may not be getting the level of tongue in cheek, but in all honesty, I'm a nice chap (as all cereal killers say) and I'm here to have fun and see that you do, too. I've got all my own teeth, I don't drive a capri and I'm entertaining to be with. I'll also turn up in my Onesie if you like and say: 'It's gggrreaat!' if you ask me if I enjoyed the evening. "

Me plz me plz I need a new fresh profile update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I do a service where I write a verification for someone then you copy and paste it and give it to someone else if thats any good "

Oooh! I met a load of really lovely people at a social last weekend but I'm crap at writing veri's. Please would you do me a nice, friendly generic one that I can use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi I'm lovedownunder. I might be kinda hot but I'm probably not your type. What I suggest you do is go speak to that _uitar_antihero chap. Legend so he is!!

Unless you're a munter, then I'll shag you instead. I only pass the best onto antihero."

That's the kinda thing am looking for

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hi I'm lovedownunder. I might be kinda hot but I'm probably not your type. What I suggest you do is go speak to that _uitar_antihero chap. Legend so he is!!

Unless you're a munter, then I'll shag you instead. I only pass the best onto antihero.

That's the kinda thing am looking for "

You're welcome to use it my man. I won't even charge for writing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi I'm lovedownunder. I might be kinda hot but I'm probably not your type. What I suggest you do is go speak to that _uitar_antihero chap. Legend so he is!!

Unless you're a munter, then I'll shag you instead. I only pass the best onto antihero.

That's the kinda thing am looking for

You're welcome to use it my man. I won't even charge for writing it "

I just may do just keeping my options open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I do a service where I write a verification for someone then you copy and paste it and give it to someone else if thats any good

Oooh! I met a load of really lovely people at a social last weekend but I'm crap at writing veri's. Please would you do me a nice, friendly generic one that I can use? "

Haha I was taking the piss as I noticed someone had nicked one I wrote and gave it to someone else

Im sure you'll easily be able to write a few nice words about the lovely people you met x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Marie4545 -

I'm a bit of a pocket rocket, as I'm 4'11. There are four things to bear in mind before contacting me and in this order.

1, I'm looking for a regular friend with benefits (if I were bi as well, that would make me as rare as a unicorn, but anyway...)

2, I don't meet married men, whatever your domestic situation, I'm just not into you. Show some respect to me and message someone who does.

3, keep it real. I've got kids and a life outside of fab. I'm not sat here in pvc, wet at the thought of jumping into my car and going to yours to empty your balls. I've a job and kids and fab fits around that.

4, I'm not into message ping pong; if we're going to meet, then we'll meet. I don't want to chat about what we'll do or anything like that, life, like me, is short.

So chaps, have fun, don't waste your time or mine if you can't work out four simple steps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marie4545 -

I'm a bit of a pocket rocket, as I'm 4'11. There are four things to bear in mind before contacting me and in this order.

1, I'm looking for a regular friend with benefits (if I were bi as well, that would make me as rare as a unicorn, but anyway...)

2, I don't meet married men, whatever your domestic situation, I'm just not into you. Show some respect to me and message someone who does.

3, keep it real. I've got kids and a life outside of fab. I'm not sat here in pvc, wet at the thought of jumping into my car and going to yours to empty your balls. I've a job and kids and fab fits around that.

4, I'm not into message ping pong; if we're going to meet, then we'll meet. I don't want to chat about what we'll do or anything like that, life, like me, is short.

So chaps, have fun, don't waste your time or mine if you can't work out four simple steps. "

Love it thank u xxxxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Marie4545 -

I'm a bit of a pocket rocket, as I'm 4'11. There are four things to bear in mind before contacting me and in this order.

1, I'm looking for a regular friend with benefits (if I were bi as well, that would make me as rare as a unicorn, but anyway...)

2, I don't meet married men, whatever your domestic situation, I'm just not into you. Show some respect to me and message someone who does.

3, keep it real. I've got kids and a life outside of fab. I'm not sat here in pvc, wet at the thought of jumping into my car and going to yours to empty your balls. I've a job and kids and fab fits around that.

4, I'm not into message ping pong; if we're going to meet, then we'll meet. I don't want to chat about what we'll do or anything like that, life, like me, is short.

So chaps, have fun, don't waste your time or mine if you can't work out four simple steps.

Love it thank u xxxxx"

It's a bit low on the comedy to be honest, but I wasn't sure you were looking for one full of gags. I just condensed yours a bit. Think reader's digest version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marie4545 -

I'm a bit of a pocket rocket, as I'm 4'11. There are four things to bear in mind before contacting me and in this order.

1, I'm looking for a regular friend with benefits (if I were bi as well, that would make me as rare as a unicorn, but anyway...)

2, I don't meet married men, whatever your domestic situation, I'm just not into you. Show some respect to me and message someone who does.

3, keep it real. I've got kids and a life outside of fab. I'm not sat here in pvc, wet at the thought of jumping into my car and going to yours to empty your balls. I've a job and kids and fab fits around that.

4, I'm not into message ping pong; if we're going to meet, then we'll meet. I don't want to chat about what we'll do or anything like that, life, like me, is short.

So chaps, have fun, don't waste your time or mine if you can't work out four simple steps.

Love it thank u xxxxx

It's a bit low on the comedy to be honest, but I wasn't sure you were looking for one full of gags. I just condensed yours a bit. Think reader's digest version. "

It's cool just the right mix of humour an to the pointness to show I don't want pissed about

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