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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Depending on whether the male or female of the couple wrote that, it will either be regarded as;

A) funny as fcuk

B) The bravest/stupidest thing said on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

"

That'll do.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face! "

I quite like your bum though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

I quite like your bum though!"

That is my face!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

I quite like your bum though!

That is my face!!!"

Made me laff!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

I quite like your bum though!

That is my face!!!"

Well then that's OK cos I still like it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

I quite like your bum though!

That is my face!!!

Well then that's OK cos I still like it "

Bet you get a fright when you rim him and a tongue flicks out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!

I quite like your bum though!

That is my face!!!

Well then that's OK cos I still like it

Bet you get a fright when you rim him and a tongue flicks out!!!"

Or go to kiss me and no tongue flicks out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you get a fright when you rim him and a tongue flicks out!!!"

Would rather that than the opposite scenario!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

"

Holy crap! When I read that first line I thought it read: "A recent scientific study found that women find different male faeces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle."

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Holy crap! When I read that first line I thought it read: "A recent scientific study found that women find different male faeces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle."

"

Holy Crap?

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By *anfarMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Ah, I actually laughed out loud at this thread. Brightened up my day

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