FabSwingers.com forum: what animal scares you silly?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine are horses. To big, they have a mind of their own and if they want to run off with you on their back you are screwed, when they decide they have had enough of you off you go. And the worst is when you get close and they look sideways at you, you get a glimpse of the white in their eye and they look mega evil. Aaaahhhhhh run away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders and daddy long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats. Pure evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly fish, quite happy to dive around sharks, if I see a jelly fish I'm off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lot of people on here know im a real dog lover and have owned breeds such as staffies,shepherds etc,..However I have to confess that although not 'scared shitless' of them, im extremely wary of boxer dogs!I find them far too boisterous and they make this strange little snorting noise which for some silly reason I take as a form of aggression!Odd I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes. I'd rather run...yes RUN a mile than face a snake. Spiders I can cope with, just. Horses and dogs are my favourite.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never have problems with animals...it's people that are scary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs! !!! ...just frogs. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one from the muppets, and pigs.

My dad used to work for a pig farmer and have to take us with him, the noise around the stys used to terrify me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Rats, if I ever got a rat in the yard I think I'd die on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never have problems with animals...it's people that are scary...

This is very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths scare me absolutely petrified of them one in my house in flapping like little child must look a complete twat but oh well

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Peacocks.... I was chased by one as a kid have hated them ever since...

if I go to a country house or a zoo or wildlife park one is sure to find me and shake its terrible tail at me... they must know I hate them!!!

Ive been reduced to tear by them quite often.

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By *lare GTV/TS
over a year ago

South of Sleaford

I get on well with horses, dogs and cats and understand their body language.

However, I hate rats particularly the way they run with their tails up. There are always a few around stables - yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that can run faster than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sent a video of a rat climbing down from a ceiling panel onto a diner kebabb in the window of a closed kebab shop

Everyone finds that scary watching it sitting there eating the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doner kebab

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Horses frighten me, most dogs too after being bitten by one! Also petrified of rats! *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a lot of people on here know im a real dog lover and have owned breeds such as staffies,shepherds etc,..However I have to confess that although not 'scared shitless' of them, im extremely wary of boxer dogs!I find them far too boisterous and they make this strange little snorting noise which for some silly reason I take as a form of aggression!Odd I know!

That is a bit unusual as they are probably oneof the most loveable breeds of dog. Do agree they are a bit mental though!

Spiders and scprpions do it for me. No. Thank. You.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkeys...oh and crocodiles xx

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Earthworms !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very large and or venomous snakes.....and big venomous spiders.

All the rest I'm good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love horses

I hate spiders but WASPS really scare the shit out me, have been known to run away screaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths end of discussion winged messengers of the devil

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Wasps!

Why do they exist?

Pointless hateful bad tempted Nazi bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None so far.

Adore animals, rather worryingly I'm not blessed with any fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife, god she is one evil creature when she is told no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders, but ssshhhhhh don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons.... They always seem to fly straight at me!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Wasps!

Why do they exist?

Pointless hateful bad tempted Nazi bastards!"

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not afraid of any animal here, other than humans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggots. It's totally irrational I know, but I'm honestly petrified.

Lauz x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Spiders and scprpions do it for me. No. Thank. You.

Yes, horses are pussycats, all furry things are OK on the whole - except spiders!

And as for scorpions - apparently there are several colonies of 1000+ scorpions now living in London. Oh great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rats, if I ever got a rat in the yard I think I'd die on the spot

Himself once woke up with a rat trying to chew his toe when in Iraq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders pigeons and frogs everything else I can cope with oh and the fish in my aquarium lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great white shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths end of discussion winged messengers of the devil"
ive never met any other person with this fear of moths thought i was weird to be scared of them

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Gary (who isn't a ninja). He's fucking mental!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg rats BiG Fat Hairy rat

Nasty

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Snakes and spiders .....worst things ever ever ever ever

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

You too? I trod on one in bare feet when I was a teenager and now I won't go out at night without a torch.

Nasty fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never have problems with animals...it's people that are scary...

Couldn't agree more! We love animals and have had all sorts ( we ran our own private small animal sanctuary for years ) and during that time we looked after ALOT of pet rats....they are the opposite of scary! Lol they are like miniature dogs, very friendly and intelligent. We loved having them

but each to their own!

However I (B the fem) have to admit to a slight fear of goats after stupidly going into the goats pen in West Midlands safari park with a box of animal feed...was pretty scary having a whole herd of greedy goats come at ya, but it was when they started standing to put their hooves on me that I couldn't get away fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here for me it's earwigs since the age of 8. me and a friend made a make shift tent mums airer and sheets in the back garden. Woke up the next morning with hundreds of them all over us, I hate it when it starts to get warm as they are coming out to get me aaaaaaargh

On another note love spiders when I was a kid my brother used to pay me to get them out of his room. he was in his twenties at the time I loved it especially as when he went out I would put it back in. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks

When on holiday I don't like going in the sea if I can't touch the bottom

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hamsters - they all seem to want to attack me on sight

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Omg rats BiG Fat Hairy rat

Nasty "

I work at a brewery they thrive off the spent yest. You see the fat basterd carrying a kid off time but the werst are when they are pissed up I kid you not if they can get in it they have a beer. Can you imagen a rat the size of a cat swigging stella that fuckers gona want a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders

Reptiles

Frogs

Slugs

Japanese spider crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I not scared of any animal here.

But if I had to say anything I'd say I aggressively dislike rats.

They are fucking vermin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually Horses too OP.

I don't like them, yeah I'm genuinely wary of Horses.

I got my hand bitten by one once when I was a kid trying to feed it.

I don't like there Jaws.

I like Horses to look at, but seriously you won't get me within 2ft of one.

Ponys are ok, but Horses, I'm very wary of them.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Animals, none. Insects, I dislike wasps intensely and although they don't terrify me, I'm nervous of them.

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By *inders and ButtonsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool/Fleetwood

garden worms, am ok if there still but once they wiggle I'm of...also hate rats, its the tails on them I hate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats,cockroaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths end of discussion winged messengers of the devilive never met any other person with this fear of moths thought i was weird to be scared of them "

You've not met Toshn then?????

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Moths scare me absolutely petrified of them one in my house in flapping like little child must look a complete twat but oh well "

Many years ago, when my cousin was a baby, my Gran dropped her when a moth came flapping about her! That was a bone of contention between my Gran and her daughter in law for a very, very long time!!

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By *lwayshorny70Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Terrified of snakes All sizes

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Rats, if I ever got a rat in the yard I think I'd die on the spot

rats make lovely pets

just spiders with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rats,cockroaches "

Cockroaches, now they are horrid. But don't ever stamp on one

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Moths(big one landed in my hot chocolate when I was a kid and I swallowed it) and earwigs(when I was about 5 I remember being on a caravan holiday and the place was infested with the fookers, my gran was setting them on fire in the ashtray).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are horses. To big, they have a mind of their own and if they want to run off with you on their back you are screwed, when they decide they have had enough of you off you go. And the worst is when you get close and they look sideways at you, you get a glimpse of the white in their eye and they look mega evil. Aaaahhhhhh run away. "

My mum she still scares the shit out of me when she calls me Darren and not day I think its the tone of her voice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont mind snakes but eels - shudders - must be the sliminess

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cats

Horses

Cows

Donkeys

Llamas

Camels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fish and moths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't laugh! Poodles!!

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eels and snakes - slippery little suckers. Purely terrifying. Oh yes, and octopi - they have snakes as legs - arggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs and mice for me, I'd prefer to punch a tiger than be next to one of them 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippopotamuses. Especially if there's two or more of them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My son is scared to death of sheep lol

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By *tuAvrCouple
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

"Spiders and daddy long legs "

Same here and butterflies.

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By *tuAvrCouple
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

"Moths end of discussion winged messengers of the devil"

Me to almost any flying insect leaves me screaming and shaking and not in the fun way.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I hate sharks,seen what they can do to a human.

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Birds and spiders, i hate them lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i wouldn't fancy finding a gorilla in the bath

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

wasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Komodo Dragons.....nasty critters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldn't fancy finding a gorilla in the bath

Im sure it'd fancy you tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be wary of beavers till I joined the site. Now I luv the little blighters!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Polar bears, tarantulas and large numbers of baboons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't laugh! Poodles!!

S x"

LOL!@THAT ^^. Hahahahaha!

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By *rionycdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Eels. Can barely even type the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes

Komodo dragons

Horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calis frightened of spiders and cock ........I'm scared of frogs

lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and ugly fish.

The type that are just a row of teeth and an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so we took a stroll

Wound up down by the swimmin' hole

And she said, "Do what you want to do"

I got silly and I found a frog

In the water by a hollow log

And I shook it at her

And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps, evil bastards. Frankly any animal that buzzes gives me the creeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thread just made me realise I do have an animal fear.

Hairdressers, terrifying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wasps, evil bastards. Frankly any animal that buzzes gives me the creeps."

What about a buzzing rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...

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By *heekyladyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Insects.... Every god damn one of them. What on earth is their reason to be.... Give me the heebie jeebies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have a snake at home. It's amazing and makes a great pet.

But wouldn't go near a black mamba! Watched a program on them and they look bad ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasps, evil bastards. Frankly any animal that buzzes gives me the creeps.

What about a buzzing rabbit?"

I should have qualified my hatred, anything that buzzes and has wings!! Therefore the rabbit is just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great white shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks. Can't out swim them, AND they can smell blood in the water a long way away.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

rats

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Seriously though the 1 that puts me in the coldest sweet an please don't laff........the ex wife geeeeees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes every time i look down its cares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rats,cockroaches

Cockroaches, now they are horrid. But don't ever stamp on one

Why can't you stamp on them? I know they say it'll rain if you stamp on a beetle .

My plane was delayed from Rhodes once , got put in another hotel. Room infested with cockroaches - I was jumping on the bed - much to my ex's amusement ! I slept in hotel reception that night! Yuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

The Bank Manager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus

spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid I wanted around the bush alone frequently. At night the sounds of baboons and hyenas used to scare me. Hyenas have been known to attack sleeping people and big male baboons can be terribly aggressive. Granted not much chance of either in wildest Wales but those are the two animals that I dislike most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus

spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus

spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Nearly chocked on me chipd then ya daft bint x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly chocked on me chipd then ya daft bint x

"
granted they can't alf shift, on the pool of bubbles... Shit off a shovel, especially the ones with wings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths."

Ask Toshn - the dragon moth slayer ! He'll sort it for ya !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats and mice, I'm terrified of them, I don't like anything about them, the tails are really scary.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Those remora things that leach onto passing pelagic fish......I've had them snaking up from deep looking to attach.....wanted to stab them...( not a good idea to put blood in the water in the Indian Ocean)

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over a year ago

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus

spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.

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over a year ago

Mick Hucknall on question time the other night ,he wants to worry more about his football team haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big spiders, worms, slugs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them

not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus

spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wee meerkat on Top Gear......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

Pmsl but you threw the first stone. And you talk of theiving? You are all just extras from shameless. Not my fault the Oasis boys are top wankers (and they are) but you all seem to want to walk and talk like them. And those that don't love going to the happy Mondays reunion concerts. Now scattooooooooorrr like Frank Gallagher and his family.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up

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over a year ago

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one

P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The anaconda we hate big snakes hehe

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one

P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own"

Yep soweee guess it did drift a tad lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't like cows, they lick their noses and it makes me vom

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one

P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own

Yep soweee guess it did drift a tad lol

An lmfao@ian brady missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mice (shudders)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ooops did I kill this thread soweeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the phone fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that

Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met

Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it

Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????

Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too

Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????

Tut.... no silly they have no legs!

Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.

We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals

Dr Shipman

Ian Bradey

Myra Hindley

Mick Hucknall

You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist. "

Yep that just how you come across mate so what ever you say......go play nice ye

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over a year ago

You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist.

Yep that just how you come across mate so what ever you say......go play nice ye

Well let's agree to disagree. Crossed wires an all that. No real offence meant. Sounds like we both took it a little the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I say!!

erm erm... Pmsl

I'm not too keen on wood lice either, horrible little critters!! And their purpose?.,.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh I say!!

erm erm... Pmsl

I'm not too keen on wood lice either, horrible little critters!! And their purpose?.,. "

You crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (j) can't even look at snakes on the TV but I have also made my 2 year old afraid of frogs it was an accident though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poisonous snakes! You can fight off most things that have their jaws locked onto you by going for their eyes and nose etc. but when a snake has taken you by surprise, it could so easily be lights out and without a fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows and bulls.. Oh and horses!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Scorpions.

Spiders.

(Just to make it worse, Google "Tailless Whip Scorpion" or "African Cave Dwelling Spider". - Now THAT's what my nightmares are made of!)

Crabs.

Crane Flies.

Wasps.

Cockroaches.

Slugs (Fine with snails though...).

Leeches.

Earwigs.

*Shudders*.

- Amy. x

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Honey Badgers!

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