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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Smiling can hurt your face ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore "
Ouchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat navs are stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore "

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That work will never replace humping

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To make sure the lid is securely fixed to the pepper pot before shaking it on ya dinner

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rash"

Not necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice. "

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

"

A jet wash usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

"

water and tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice. "

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue "

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans "

if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans

if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas "

I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ironing will still be there tomorrow. The sunshine might not be.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

"

Did you read chapter two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans "

Try putting then in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two? "

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans

Try putting then in your mouth "

shit, that where they go...

..get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be jobless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans

if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas

I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol "

actually it's quite difficult to buy now. Try Sudocrem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

Question: do you guys use water or just tissue?

water and tissue

actually happened a couple of days ago sry, dont know why. maybe too many bannans

if it's still sore use Drapolene. It's very good. Stay off the bananas

I've done a user search for this person called Drapolene - does he / she exist ? Lol

actually it's quite difficult to buy now. Try Sudocrem "

The cream with a million uses

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I might be jobless. "
Oh no....thats horrible!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... "

Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"The ironing will still be there tomorrow. The sunshine might not be.

"

Oh very Zen! Like it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a bit of a fat bastard.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I'm actually a bit of a fat bastard.

"

Which bit..? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually a bit of a fat bastard.

Which bit..? Lol!

"

Oh yeah, there's that to think about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet..... "

Haha.

carpet burn on your fanny?...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....

Haha.

carpet burn on your fanny?... "

I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....

Haha.

carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???"

HAHAHAHAHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't quite think that through it appears femme.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I didn't quite think that through it appears femme. "
No shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....

Haha.

carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???"

A few chat shit!! I'd love to see them drag their faces across the carpet

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"if you have more than 3 poos your bum gets sore

No that means you didnt wipe it for 3 consecutive shits...

# nappy rashNot necessarily, he may have been constipated, you must have lots of sticky poos, hence the advice.

I read your book. "Femmes real world experiences"...

Did you read chapter two?

Chapter two was the chapter one cliffhanger...

"Does femme wipe her arse or not?".... Yes, I drag it across the carpet.....

Haha.

carpet burn on your fanny?... I don't shit through my fanny.....you do know that right???

A few chat shit!! I'd love to see them drag their faces across the carpet "

Post of the week so far!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy Dave uses sure! When he raised his hands and cheered no stains.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow! "

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... "

They do BIG shits!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?"

Is that in your book?..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?

Is that in your book?.. "

No...you haven't read it have you???

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... "

Shut up ya fat twat

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say...

Shut up ya fat twat "

LMFAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?

Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you??? "

I love you femme..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?

Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you???

I love you femme.. "

TMI

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

"

Show off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off "

can't help being wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say...

Shut up ya fat twat "

mwahaha!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful "

Thats very true, so what else do you know?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? "

that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing

"

Fucking hell woman, get some shut eye for fucks sake!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing

Fucking hell woman, get some shut eye for fucks sake! "

I know, got a busy day tomorrow

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing

Fucking hell woman, get some shut eye for fucks sake! I know, got a busy day tomorrow "

Shit! Get some sleep...seriously!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have learnt that Greedythump doesn't know an arse from an elbow!

I'm an Elephant. You know what they say... They do BIG shits!?

Is that in your book?.. No...you haven't read it have you???

I love you femme.. TMI"

Me too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well its only 43 mins into the morning and I've found out I'm miss popular. One phone call and two different people texted

Show off can't help being wonderful Thats very true, so what else do you know? that I must be over tired as greedythump is looking rather appealing

"

Over tired ye right pissed more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**coughs**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im more unwell than I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Lucozade.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im more unwell than I thought."
Oh god, it it catching? Greedythump is coughing....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"**coughs** "

Sorry mate im on 1 tonight take no notice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**coughs**

Sorry mate im on 1 tonight take no notice lol "

Terrible. Skiving work again. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im more unwell than I thought.Oh god, it it catching? Greedythump is coughing.... "

**whistles**

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im more unwell than I thought.Oh god, it it catching? Greedythump is coughing....

**whistles** "

His chest is whistling now.....medic!!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"**coughs**

Sorry mate im on 1 tonight take no notice lol

Terrible. Skiving work again. Tut tut.

"

As always mate but with my job its not who you are it's what you know an I know it all lmao an you've probly noticed im 1 smart arse cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health is not contageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers dont hibernate

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mental health is not contageous "
Oooopsie, you didn't specify....and no its isn't....but I learnt that way before today.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Arrr well back to the grind lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .that Gordon ramsey likes to catch Frisbees with his forehead every other weekend x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you should really really remember to check the isolation switch before reassembling a saniflow that is full of pissy water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like Lucozade.

"

Cherry one is nice

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Smiling can hurt your face .... "

Doctors' surgeries annoy me and some receptionists need a reality check.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you say you cant go on this way . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you're wrong!!!

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