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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting! So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ." Me! Me! Pick me! | |||
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"Ummmm.... I'm real...!" | |||
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"If I go in a shop and I can't find what I am looking for, I leave and go to another shop ... often without a fuss !" or get a reduced price offer... | |||
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"If I go in a shop and I can't find what I am looking for, I leave and go to another shop ... often without a fuss !" Would you fine young gentlemen be making a veiled reference to the old adage of "if you don't like it, there is a door there"? | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? " I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? | |||
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"we're married " I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here. Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement ! | |||
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"I'm as real as they come..." No your not! I've seen you | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?" put some vodka in it I need it lol | |||
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"we're married I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here. Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement !" I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own . Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol" Vodka and Baileys? Wow, has it been that bad? Never mind there is a comfy sofa here, would you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate? | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you?" Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes | |||
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"We are genuine just cant find genuine people to have genuine fun with " Don't give up... | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes" Not at all, plenty of room on the sofa, and plenty of marshmallows to go around. | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakes" partyyyyy lol | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol" Me too | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? put some vodka in it I need it lol Me too " | |||
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"Bits of me are fake " Yes, those eyelashes are ridiculous! | |||
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"Bits of me are fake " Are they Tina which bits ? | |||
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"we're married I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here. Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement ! I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own . Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer " You mean the 70 % might not be true ? I feel both cheated and confused now | |||
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"Bits of me are fake Yes, those eyelashes are ridiculous! " | |||
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"we're married I am assuming they mean that there are a lot of married 'singles' here. Personally, I am shocked if not staggered by such a statement ! I guessed that was what they meant too but I thought I'd answer a pretty meaningless post with another of my own . Quoting statistics that are pulled out of thin air is 99% certain to make me post a genuinely daft answer You mean the 70 % might not be true ? I feel both cheated and confused now " Sorry! I should have broken it to you more gently. I expect it's nearly true, possibly | |||
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"can anyone tell me what genuine means in the context of this thread?" well everyone we have met, have been great, present and correct. | |||
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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting! So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ." There are dodgy profiles but also lots of real ones. Maybe try searching a slightly different area if you're on the border of a different postcode, or search a bit further away. We've found that sometimes people will travel to a meet. Good luck. | |||
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"I'm as real as they come... No your not! I've seen you " Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real | |||
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"I'm as real as they come... No your not! I've seen you Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real " If you were a real man you would have said it was a machete cut not a wimpy paper cut | |||
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"I reckon 70% of people on here do not actually swing, are married or just picture collecting! So hard to find genuine profiles with some thought, decent pictures and genuine verifications ." I'm single not into picture collecting,ok maybe not decent pics or loads of veries but I'm 100% real | |||
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"I'm fake Me too ! Somebody pinch me !!! " Turn around then | |||
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"If I go in a shop and I can't find what I am looking for, I leave and go to another shop ... often without a fuss !" | |||
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"I'm as real as they come... No your not! I've seen you Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real " feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too | |||
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"I'm fake Me too ! Somebody pinch me !!! Turn around then " The frying pan is to beat off the fakers | |||
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"I'm as real as they come... No your not! I've seen you Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too " bloody hurt don't they | |||
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"They got the reaction they wanted. " now i see the sarcasm in the OP post lol | |||
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"I'm as real as they come... No your not! I've seen you Oi I am cos I got a papercut yesterday and it still stings so I must be real feeling your pain for the paper cut today I have one too bloody hurt don't they " yes they do mines on the bit of skin between you thumb and finger X sending kisses for your booboo | |||
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"They got the reaction they wanted. now i see the sarcasm in the OP post lol" I didn't see any sarcasm. Just read the word 'hard' and started smirking | |||
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me. I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff. " Yeah you are a tad odd | |||
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"I am 100% genuine.. I like married women to x." to what? Z | |||
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"I am 100% genuine.. I like married women to x. to what? Z" asking for it again. | |||
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"I am 100% genuine.. I like married women to x. to what? Zasking for it again." two - too? confused.com! Z | |||
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me. I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff. Yeah you are a tad odd " Cheeky! | |||
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"I am 100% genuine.. I like married women to x. to what? Z" lol too, forgot one extra o. | |||
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me. I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff. Yeah you are a tad odd Cheeky! " And it's more than 'a tad' thank you! | |||
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"Im a figment of your imaginations." Damn that vivid imagination of mine...! | |||
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"can anyone tell me what genuine means in the context of this thread?" Genuine means 'will meet the OP' Fake means anything else. | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol" A foursome whoopie! | |||
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me. I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff. Yeah you are a tad odd Cheeky! And it's more than 'a tad' thank you! " Well i said tad, I was being generous! | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol A foursome whoopie!" | |||
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"Whose making the horlicks tonight then? I've got some Baileys hot chocolate on the go if that's any good to you? Mind if I join you? I have Jaffa cakespartyyyyy lol A foursome whoopie! " Team up you two, go on make my day lol | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to " I can tell u are for sure | |||
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"Clearly you are looking in the wrong place then! If you think it's full of fakes and timewasters there are plenty of other sites... " Sadly I don't think your advice good though it is will be taken. | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to I can tell u are for sure" Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine | |||
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"I'm fake really. All my pictures are stolen and my verifications are actually not for me. I'm really an asian, lesbian, handicapped dwarf with bad halitosis and creeping alopetia, married to a Mongolian yak farmer called Geoff. Yeah you are a tad odd Cheeky! And it's more than 'a tad' thank you! Well i said tad, I was being generous! " Oh good, I like generous! | |||
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"I'm Spartacus. " Shouldn't that be 'I Spartacus' ? | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to I can tell u are for sure Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine " | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to I can tell u are for sure Why thank you. I put effort into my fake profile and as for arranging fake meets - it's exhausting! Think I may just give up and become genuine " I may just join u there! Met up with some lovely women other week like jessica alba and abby clancy. Peter was wanting a young stud to bang his wife!! U see im genuine like u | |||
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"Hello ! ! I'm Johnny Cash ! " *ahem* I think you'll find that's me | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to " So I must be fake.... | |||
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"Clearly you are looking in the wrong place then! If you think it's full of fakes and timewasters there are plenty of other sites... Sadly I don't think your advice good though it is will be taken. " I know but you can always try to point people toward the exit I'm actually fake too,I'm 44 not 48.11 never met anyone, am a virgin and have a glass slipper you need to try | |||
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"I'm fake and all the people I have met thought they were fake to So I must be fake.... " You are fake lol. Didn't I tell you? | |||
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