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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

And had the hottest doctor I have ever seen in my life, made all the more embarrassing for me because of the issue she had to look at! I was supposed to see a male doctor but he was out, which was lucky for me as she was a little lady and fortunately had small fingers lol

I thought it could be a great story to tell our kids but spotted the ring on her finger - dam!

What a crap visit

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Is that clues in your two last sentences as to what you went to see the doc for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And had the hottest doctor I have ever seen in my life, made all the more embarrassing for me because of the issue she had to look at! I was supposed to see a male doctor but he was out, which was lucky for me as she was a little lady and fortunately had small fingers lol

I thought it could be a great story to tell our kids but spotted the ring on her finger - dam!

What a crap visit "

Well that's what happens if you insert Lego up yer bum

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You wanna check the ring didn't come off, she's supposed to squirt some gel into a foil container.

Does your problem involve an abcess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I read was hot,ring,finger,crap and Dr

Try some savlon

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"And had the hottest doctor I have ever seen in my life, made all the more embarrassing for me because of the issue she had to look at! I was supposed to see a male doctor but he was out, which was lucky for me as she was a little lady and fortunately had small fingers lol

I thought it could be a great story to tell our kids but spotted the ring on her finger - dam!

What a crap visit

Well that's what happens if you insert Lego up yer bum "

We'll have to take your word for it. My guess is 'lego technics' you seem the intelligant type.

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Lol I am not going into any more detail I've already said too much

It wasn't the best experience, despite the hottie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get some very good over the counter ointment these days you know

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope she used lube

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"I hope she used lube "

Didn't feel like it!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I hope her ring didn't slip off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope she used lube

Didn't feel like it! "

Your fault for taking "strap on" from a bloody amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All jokes aside,is your prostate ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol my wifes just came home..laughing her head of apparently she had her finger up a guy off fabs bum..

oops...er...

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be very annoyed if I was having an examination and the doctor was wearing jewellery. Are you sure it wasn't someone pretending to be a doctor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant breathe I feel fuckered tonight

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'd be very annoyed if I was having an examination and the doctor was wearing jewellery. Are you sure it wasn't someone pretending to be a doctor ?"
I hope the DR checked they were still wearing said jewellry afterwards.

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"All jokes aside,is your prostate ok? "

Yes its fine, thanks for asking. All in all nothing serious. Just embarrassing!

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"I hope she used lube

Didn't feel like it!

Your fault for taking "strap on" from a bloody amateur"

I'd like to make clear to everyone this is not what happened!

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"I'd be very annoyed if I was having an examination and the doctor was wearing jewellery. Are you sure it wasn't someone pretending to be a doctor ?"

Who cares she was fit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All jokes aside,is your prostate ok?

Yes its fine, thanks for asking. All in all nothing serious. Just embarrassing! "

great. Don't worry,they see naked bodies all the time. It's just a job to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#jealous.

I want a hottie to finger m'ring doughnut lol

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"Is that clues in your two last sentences as to what you went to see the doc for "

He had a sore throat. But it was April the 1st. B)

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Heineken don't do butt plugs, but if they did, they wouldn't make them out of lego.

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"Don't worry,they see naked bodies all the time. It's just a job to them "

I'm sure it was, just glad she didn't have hands like a gorilla lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't worry,they see naked bodies all the time. It's just a job to them

I'm sure it was, just glad she didn't have hands like a gorilla lol"

I've seen doctors with huge hands and thought hope they aren't going in me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (female) had that few years ago...... I was in a and e. The cutest guy walks in and says hes my Doctor and will be examining me.... he asks me to remove my top whilst he steps out of the cubicle then call him when ready.

Well I got a bit flustered and it seems I misunderstood as when he came back to find me topless he starts covering his eyes and shouting ' noooo not your bra just your top ' lol ..... not sure who was more embarrassed

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"Don't worry,they see naked bodies all the time. It's just a job to them

I'm sure it was, just glad she didn't have hands like a gorilla lol

I've seen doctors with huge hands and thought hope they aren't going in me lol "

I think I was quite lucky in the end!

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By *irm hand Luke OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire


"I (female) had that few years ago...... I was in a and e. The cutest guy walks in and says hes my Doctor and will be examining me.... he asks me to remove my top whilst he steps out of the cubicle then call him when ready.

Well I got a bit flustered and it seems I misunderstood as when he came back to find me topless he starts covering his eyes and shouting ' noooo not your bra just your top ' lol ..... not sure who was more embarrassed "

Lucky doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (female) had that few years ago...... I was in a and e. The cutest guy walks in and says hes my Doctor and will be examining me.... he asks me to remove my top whilst he steps out of the cubicle then call him when ready.

Well I got a bit flustered and it seems I misunderstood as when he came back to find me topless he starts covering his eyes and shouting ' noooo not your bra just your top ' lol ..... not sure who was more embarrassed

Lucky doctor "

Lol he was really embarrassed. .. quite young so probably pretty new

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