FabSwingers.com forum: Confessions of a killer!!

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Been doing a lot of digging over the last few days getting ready to re turf the lawn.

The soil is 99% clay which is a bitch - but as it had rained yesterday afternoon and as such it had changed from being hard as rock to soft and squishy I spent a couple of hours forking it ready to add some sharp sand.

Perfect timing. Fox pops out to check on progress just as I managed to impale a sleepy frog. I hadn't noticed. So there I am sweaty and cursing with a dead amphibian on my tool.

So sorry Mr (or Mrs!) frog.

It was nothing personal - and definitely nothing at all to do with your rugby team failing to beat the Irish last month!

The guilt has nearly passed but needed to confess my sins.

Anyone else bumped off one of Gods creatures recently?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Been doing a lot of digging over the last few days getting ready to re turf the lawn.

Perfect timing. Fox pops out to check on progress just as I managed to impale a sleepy frog. I hadn't noticed. So there I am sweaty and cursing with a dead amphibian on my tool.

So sorry Mr (or Mrs!) frog.

It was nothing personal - and definitely nothing at all to do with your rugby team failing to beat the Irish last month!

The guilt has nearly passed but needed to confess my sins.

Anyone else bumped off one of Gods creatures recently?

A"
did ya not try mouth to mouth via a straw?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I didn't realise what an outdoorsy gardening guy you had hidden there. A pond and now getting ready to turf. The decking done last year too. But you're a brute with it. Poor froggy.

I ate a lot of meat on Saturday so I have secondhand blood on my hands.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bro the frogs knew the dangers when they went peepies in the garden. I've strimmed a few frog limbs in my time whilst grass cutting.

There's no good beating yourself up about it.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think id honestly feel sick if i did that.

dont think im over my first squirrel road kill and that was 7yr ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs legs taste nice

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"... there I am sweaty and cursing with a dead amphibian on my tool....

What a pervert you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dispatched many a small creature from rabbits and ploecats to birds and reptiles that were too injured to save...

Better to get it done and end the suffering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here's my confession

I kill snails... Can't stand the horrible slimey nasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the local cat ever catches a bird and leaves it dying in our garden I will go out and wring its neck. Brutal, but puts it out of its misery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here's my confession

I kill snails... Can't stand the horrible slimey nasties

they create more mess n gunk dead then they do alive though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the job of burying camilla at the weekend. She's in a box wrapped in tissue under a bush. Rip xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I didn't kill her. Natural causes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the job of burying camilla at the weekend. She's in a box wrapped in tissue under a bush. Rip xx"

Does Charles know?

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i have had a mouse in my kitchen for a while my boy dog hears it and goes looking

for it ,on sat morn he was nosing round my fridge so i said to him that mouse out again then i saw it run down the hole .so i tried to block the hole up ,bit later was sat on step cutting my spaniels hair when my boy dog jumped up ,caught the mouse as it came outside and killed it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really try not to kill anything if I can help it, unless it's going to sting my son.

We had a dog that would catch and kill anything in the garden, good as gold away from it but god help anything that strayed into her territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have invited Bambi round, she'd have barbecued it for you!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I accidentally squashed a small spider on Saturday because I thought it was an ant.

This morning I have let two wasps out of the house rather than killing them like I normally do. I don't know why. I wish I'd squished the vicious buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am thinking of killing next doors cat if it keeps shitting in my flower box I have just planted in the little fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the job of burying camilla at the weekend. She's in a box wrapped in tissue under a bush. Rip xx"

I trust Camilla is a pet and not an errant child

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