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So would you?.. and if so, how would you ask and how far would you go?
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"Has someone told you to go fuck yourself? "  | |||
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"Am I in glam or drab mode? "What difference would it make? | |||
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!" That's solved Ron's "How will humanity end?" thread then!
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"Am I in glam or drab mode?
What difference would it make? "I think I look fairly tasty in glam mode, whereas waking up next to myself in drab mode would just be the beginning of an enquiry as to the relative portioning of the duvet. | |||
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"Am I in glam or drab mode?
What difference would it make?
I think I look fairly tasty in glam mode, whereas waking up next to myself in drab mode would just be the beginning of an enquiry as to the relative portioning of the duvet. " | |||
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"We normally get things like this op after nine when they have been on the drink , lol xx"
OP - Of course I would fiddle with myself, be rude not to. | |||
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" How would you feel about wanking off the other you?.. because, let's be honest, it's only yourself you're doing it to and, personally, I already do that fairly often... just to myself, that's all. Doing to another you should be just the same, right? " ...
My fookin head hurts..
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity!" Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time. 
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
"Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang... | |||
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! That's solved Ron's "How will humanity end?" thread then!
A"To paraphrase the song "It all ended with a quick wank"! | |||
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"I'm bi so can't answer. "Sod it Steve! I did! 
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"I'm bi so can't answer. "I'm just confused ! is it like "Sliding Doors!" | |||
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"I'm bi so can't answer.
Sod it Steve!
I did!
A"Well, I only need the merest hint of encouragement so although I like men like me except more toned and with less....character?...I'd just be hypercritical of myself and start an argument. Myself and I would end up grappling naked on the floor, the little pot of warm oil that had been placed precariously on the bedside table would cover us and we'd end up 69-ing on the floor. A pair of female twins (4 in all ) would enter the bedroom to see what all the noise was about and then they'd leap....sorry!!!!!!  | |||
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"I'm bi so can't answer.
Sod it Steve!
I did!
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Well, I only need the merest hint of encouragement so although I like men like me except more toned and with less....character?...I'd just be hypercritical of myself and start an argument. Myself and I would end up grappling naked on the floor, the little pot of warm oil that had been placed precariously on the bedside table would cover us and we'd end up 69-ing on the floor. A pair of female twins (4 in all ) would enter the bedroom to see what all the noise was about and then they'd leap....sorry!!!!!! "No, do go on... I love quadratics.  | |||
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang..."It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy. All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself. | |||
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang...
It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy.
All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself.
"You're playing with fire.... | |||
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"The laws of physics make it impossible. The same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Even attempting to give 'yourself' a tug would result in the end of humanity! Quantum mechanics, and recent results from the LHC, indicate that a subatomic particle can exist in two places at once. Also, I'm beside myself rather than within myself so, strictly speaking, my constituent atoms aren't actually occupying the same place in space-time.
These together suggest it's all perfectly feasible. My balls are about to explode anyway so I'm planning to give it a shot tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for a black hole appearing somewhere in Cumbria that has nothing at all to do with the wankers who are fracking.
Two places at once, yes, but not the same place at once. As soon as you touch 'yourself' you cause a paradox in space time and the resulting anti-matter explosion will undo the big bang...
It's been around thirteen and a half billion years since I last had a big bang, so my memory of these things may be a little hazy.
All the same, in order for each identical subatomic particle to occupy the exact same place in space-time as it's precise counterpart on a subatomic scale, my two bodies would have to merge into one another with absolute unity for each particle to align. Since the subatomic particles in my hands are not the same as those within any other part of me there would be no such alignment and no such paradox. I would, therefore, be perfectly safe. To invoke any such paradox, I would need to be entirely within myself rather than merely beside myself... and trust me - if I could achieve anything like this I would, indeed, be thoroughly beside myself.
You're playing with fire...."Instant universal annihilation - it's the ultimate in predicament play. | |||
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"Hell no, I know where I've been." I hope the people you have "met" aren't reading this!!!! | |||
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"Hell no, I know where I've been. I hope the people you have "met" aren't reading this!!!! " I can imagine after meeting me they'd say the same thing. | |||
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"Has someone told you to go fuck yourself? "Extra bonus sunglasses to you, missy | |||
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"At least I'd know what I liked "That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do. The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself? | |||
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"At least I'd know what I liked
That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself?
"But would you give yourself a good verification | |||
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"At least I'd know what I liked
That's what I was thinking too. I could really push the boat out trying all the things I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else to do.
The question then, though, is: just how far could I trust myself?
But would you give yourself a good verification "Or send a card? | |||
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