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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...first day of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A suck and a fuck if you're in luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't say 'no return'.

Amateur mistake that. Get ready for some bruises. And i don't mean a love at third sight hickey! Lol

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"You didn't say 'no return'.

Amateur mistake that. Get ready for some bruises. And i don't mean a love at third sight hickey! Lol

A female friend almost caused an accident when she announced that and then repeatedly punched me in the arm as I pulled out from the kerb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White rabbits! Apparently if you said that after the no returns you could actually return with a huge thump! April fools day as well. Today I shall be spending most of my day giving unwelcome news to people and I'm not going to shout "April Fool" after unfortunately

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