FabSwingers.com forum: Effin paper cut

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And it stings like buggery

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"And it stings like buggery

on your privateparts??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And it stings like buggery

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Neat Dettol helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it stings like buggery

on your privateparts??

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no thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it stings like buggery

Neat Dettol helps.

add vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it stings like buggery

Neat Dettol helps.

Thanks for the tip. I'll try that not

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And it stings like buggery

Neat Dettol helps.

Thanks for the tip. I'll try that not

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and salt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ONLY way to help the stinging is to spray it with copious amounts of Deep Heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some evil buggers on here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some evil buggers on here

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I know...fuckers...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

bloody hurt don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some evil buggers on here

It's sound medical advice, honest

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope it's not on an essential hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some evil buggers on here

They are only trying to help and seeing to my well being

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some evil buggers on here

They are only trying to help and seeing to my well being

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Exactly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hurrys in with the plaster of paris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need vicks. Trust me on this. I know these things..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope it's not on an essential hand.

No that hand is safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas and air???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss better. Hope you not bleeding on my pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gas and air???????

Yes please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Surely all ya porno mags should be blunt by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gas and air???????

Yes please

Brave wee soldier!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww there there huni.....better now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely all ya porno mags should be blunt by now

No but the pause button is worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never seen a paper cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww there there huni.....better now?

It still hurts a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww there there huni.....better now?

It still hurts a bit

Awwww dere di cwtch mawr PP there there!

translation = man up for goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a magic kiss better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here huni I will kiss it better for you x shall I pour you a drink xxx

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

I think you should count yourself lucky, I attended a course last month and the trainer told us to be careful with the manuals as they were brand new and he didn't want another accident.

The week previously a woman cut her eyeball when she was flipping through the pages and got too close to the book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should count yourself lucky, I attended a course last month and the trainer told us to be careful with the manuals as they were brand new and he didn't want another accident.

The week previously a woman cut her eyeball when she was flipping through the pages and got too close to the book."

Talk about keeping a close eye on what you are reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stings like fook now just took the kids for some chips and yep only I could put vinegar on and make a chip butty using my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stings like fook now just took the kids for some chips and yep only I could put vinegar on and make a chip butty using my fingers

I'm not laughing, honest....I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should count yourself lucky, I attended a course last month and the trainer told us to be careful with the manuals as they were brand new and he didn't want another accident.

The week previously a woman cut her eyeball when she was flipping through the pages and got too close to the book."

I shouldn't laugh but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it need stitching? I'm a mean sewer you know

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

superglue -it's what it was invented for - seriously, use it all the time for razor and paper cuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got some strawberries needing the green bit pulled out of .. an lemons needing squeezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs IODINE - can I apply it please?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

since as far back as i can remember I've had one cunt of a papercut on the tip of my cock and the buggar wil not heal. . . . so i just use it to piss and doubles up for a cum slash too ..

x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He needs IODINE - can I apply it please?

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i think youve sat in your iodine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have superglued my fingers together a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He needs IODINE - can I apply it please?

i think youve sat in your iodine"

its the Funky orange look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have superglued my fingers together a lot "

I hope you don't put your lube in the same draw

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i knew a guy that accidentally superglued his arsehole . .he just ended up babling shite

x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i knew a guy that accidentally superglued his arsehole . .he just ended up babling shite

x X X"

****grins****

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