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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields

Wondering if the big wigs at C4 would go for my prog idea...

5 total strangers invite each other round each other's houses for a good hard fuck with that evenings host...

They mark each other out of 10 on they way home in the taxi...

Each night each guest has to play host and fuck the living daylights out of the other guests.

Think it'll catch on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahahah hilarious....that'd be such a good idea...dya rememeber when ch4 did those red triangle films, used to have the symbol in the corner...i was such a curious teen

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields

Red triangle... yes... oh yes... lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ch4 could call it "cum fuck with me" haha

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields


"Ch4 could call it "cum fuck with me" haha "

Lol... love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat here pissing myself laughing

Where do I sign up for. The trial run

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields

There's always a nasty one in the group.

They would be the ones sticking it up the bum when they're least expecting... lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be host no 5 please as then i can improve on the other 4 evenings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always play hunt the veg...carrot, courgette etc for party games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should start a fab version pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys could play how many donuts can you fit on your cock...then 321 go, which women can eat them off the fastest

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields


"Maybe we should start a fab version pmsl "

Now there's an idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering if the big wigs at C4 would go for my prog idea...

5 total strangers invite each other round each other's houses for a good hard fuck with that evenings host...

They mark each other out of 10 on they way home in the taxi...

Each night each guest has to play host and fuck the living daylights out of the other guests.

Think it'll catch on?

"

Novel idea but I'm curious to know - as host no one if four total strangers turn up on your doorstep for you to fuck the living daylights out of them and three of them are guys, what then?!

Good profile by the way, your blurb made a refreshing change to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering if the big wigs at C4 would go for my prog idea...

5 total strangers invite each other round each other's houses for a good hard fuck with that evenings host...

They mark each other out of 10 on they way home in the taxi...

Each night each guest has to play host and fuck the living daylights out of the other guests.

Think it'll catch on?

Novel idea but I'm curious to know - as host no one if four total strangers turn up on your doorstep for you to fuck the living daylights out of them and three of them are guys, what then?!

Good profile by the way, your blurb made a refreshing change to read! "

I think we have hit a stmbling block with the same sex issue lol

As for the host I think it would have to be Keith Lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah 3 guys and a girl, just call it "cum do me"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bags doing the commentary. I'd enjoy that.

Here is a sample:

'Sexy Sarah, (cough) 34 (cough), has spent all day arranging things for tonight's meet. She perhaps should have burnt those cushions, as they are a crime against fashion and taste. We can only hope that they get in the firing line if she goes down the watersports route. Hark! the doorbell! Is it an herald angel come to sing? No, it is Beefy Barry, who is obviously unfamiliar with the trade descriptions Act. 30 stone tub of lard, Barry, sorry, Beefy Barry is squeezing through the door way, whilst Sarah is asking Scotty to beam her up....'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bags doing the commentary. I'd enjoy that.

Here is a sample:

'Sexy Sarah, (cough) 34 (cough), has spent all day arranging things for tonight's meet. She perhaps should have burnt those cushions, as they are a crime against fashion and taste. We can only hope that they get in the firing line if she goes down the watersports route. Hark! the doorbell! Is it an herald angel come to sing? No, it is Beefy Barry, who is obviously unfamiliar with the trade descriptions Act. 30 stone tub of lard, Barry, sorry, Beefy Barry is squeezing through the door way, whilst Sarah is asking Scotty to beam her up....' "
you pit the coughs in the wrong place ..tina .. they should come after the 34 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could set that up on here.

Ask people to sign up

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields


"Bags doing the commentary. I'd enjoy that.

Here is a sample:

'Sexy Sarah, (cough) 34 (cough), has spent all day arranging things for tonight's meet. She perhaps should have burnt those cushions, as they are a crime against fashion and taste. We can only hope that they get in the firing line if she goes down the watersports route. Hark! the doorbell! Is it an herald angel come to sing? No, it is Beefy Barry, who is obviously unfamiliar with the trade descriptions Act. 30 stone tub of lard, Barry, sorry, Beefy Barry is squeezing through the door way, whilst Sarah is asking Scotty to beam her up....' "

Class...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bags doing the commentary. I'd enjoy that.

Here is a sample:

'Sexy Sarah, (cough) 34 (cough), has spent all day arranging things for tonight's meet. She perhaps should have burnt those cushions, as they are a crime against fashion and taste. We can only hope that they get in the firing line if she goes down the watersports route. Hark! the doorbell! Is it an herald angel come to sing? No, it is Beefy Barry, who is obviously unfamiliar with the trade descriptions Act. 30 stone tub of lard, Barry, sorry, Beefy Barry is squeezing through the door way, whilst Sarah is asking Scotty to beam her up....' "

Coincidentally I had Beefy Barry in mind when I posted earlier

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields


"You could set that up on here.

Ask people to sign up"

Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definately in for that lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" you pit the coughs in the wrong place ..tina .. they should come after the 34 lol"

You haven't seen her, babe. 34 my foot. There aren't many 34 year olds who keep their teeth in a glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm sounds extremely interesting !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interview in the taxi afterwards. "There was a used condom in the waste basket beside the bed and the headboard had that many notches I thought it would collapse if I touched it. Her lingerie was a dirty grey and she halitosis that would strip paint, but putting that aside I would still give her one!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interview in the taxi afterwards. "There was a used condom in the waste basket beside the bed and the headboard had that many notches I thought it would collapse if I touched it. Her lingerie was a dirty grey and she halitosis that would strip paint, but putting that aside I would still give her one!""

hahaha

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .come dine with me is funnier

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields

I think we're onto a winner here...

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By *aulkner OP   Man
over a year ago

South shields


"

Good profile by the way, your blurb made a refreshing change to read! "

Thanks

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