FabSwingers.com forum: Zipper

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step

Finally, a large man standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The man smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we were friends.'

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks into an opticians with a 12" turd in a carrier bag.

The Optician says "I am an eye specialist not a gastric doctor"

The guy replies "I know that but every time I drop one of these my eyes water!!"

By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

whats the differance between a womans fanny and a glove ,YOU CAN ONLY GET FIVE FINGERS IN A GLOVE,...my LAST GIRLFRIEND FINISH WITH ME .SHE SAID TO ME DO YOU WANT A BLOWJOB ANS I SAID HOW MUCH DOS IT PAY AND WHAT HOLLIDAYS DO I GET ......THEN SHE SAID DO YOU WANT TO FUCK MY ARSE AND I SAID YOU CATCH IT AND HOLD ITS HEAD AND I WILL GIVE IT A BLOODY GOOD GO.....