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"erm ... what xxx" She's hanging | |||
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"Hahaha are you still rough??? Xx" Rough as a badgers arse , still on train now so not long till shop and haribo | |||
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"I told her to go and get a huge greasy fry up A greasy fry-up will work every time. | |||
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"I need haribo and irn bru haribo? Did you pull last night?? | |||
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"A banana will help by raising your potassium levels, you also need plenty of water and possibly a boost in blood sugar too (from what I was overhearing on the phone, you made a call to God via the porcelain phone). Try having a Lucozade. This is why I seldom drink..." I talked to god lots | |||
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"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off! I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night! Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka I'm never ever ever drinking again | |||
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"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!! What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!!" The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ?? | |||
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"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off! I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night! Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka Yeah until next time | |||
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"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!! What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!! The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round That's true of men I have met too. | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon No I just walked off very calmly... Did what I needed to do, then went back and finished the circuites | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon What's the labour dance? | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Good girl | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Will let Lucy tell you as it's her description of me | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Were you using your strap on Lucy? | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon Ah! It sounds like me at yoga. | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon She had an awfully big bag with her... | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon No Ryan, we were all very well behaved | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon | |||
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"glad you all had fun It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though | |||
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"glad you all had fun Yes it was a great night with great ladies! I want to go back to Camden market though and soho too | |||
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"glad you all had fun I'm up for Camden again and never been to soho so def up for that | |||
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"glad you all had fun Next stop Manchester?? | |||
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"glad you all had fun Oh yes | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! There's enough toilets for vomiting ladies in!! | |||
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"glad you all had fun wahoo!! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Go on I dare ya | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! That's me sorted then | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Oh good plan | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Phoar an even better plan | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!) | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! No , no Ryan otherwise I won't have me dinner once let alone twice | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!) | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Have you tried down the loo | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I'm inviting the 4 ladies you invited plus guests! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Only if I can get you in a red one | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! If moody has had it, you won't find it for ages, she hides things | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I may consider it, if only for the photo opportunities! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I'll bring my camera then | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I'm joking dear. I may have to have a chat with Marmite, you know how she is with strangers... | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Oh no I don't you just don't look properly | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! I still can't get over marmite as a dogs name | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! We may not need to tell him ruby... He may just read it on this thread | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! Does this mean I must join a trade union, go on strike and call everyone comrade?! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! No it means we are going to be wearing the same colour scheme *quickly runs away and hides in the corner!* | |||
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"Oi I can read you know A little peckish, thanks for asking | |||
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"Oi I can read you know I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble | |||
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"Oi I can read you know Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank | |||
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"Oi I can read you know Ah pick up only I'm afraid | |||
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"Oi I can read you know There are no McDonalds near my house! | |||
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"Oi I can read you know Always a bloody catch huh! | |||
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"Oi I can read you know No way! Do you live in Lilliput? | |||
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"Oi I can read you know Yep I'm the catch | |||
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"Oi I can read you know Haha I know it makes you grunt when you're cornered | |||
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"Oi I can read you know I could so put a witty comment here | |||
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"Oi I can read you know No but the dying fly one sounded similar | |||
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"Debs I'm tired ... Shut up now as I want to go to sleep and then I will wake up all refreshed tomorrow and I may have croissants for breakfast! I spell it better than I pronounce it I didn't say it like that did I? Bad tired Ruby!! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?" Any male that looks good in a pinny and won't eat the food first. As for corset I'm not sure. | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?" I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! " Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? " You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! Rhiannon? | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! I think she means Ryanna. Even as Ryanna he may eat everything. | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! I bet he won't eat Flaki! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! I've come over a bit queasy | |||
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