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"Hahaha are you still rough??? Xx" Rough as a badgers arse , still on train now so not long till shop and haribo ![]() | |||
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"I told her to go and get a huge greasy fry up ![]() ![]() A greasy fry-up will work every time. | |||
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"I need haribo and irn bru ![]() haribo? Did you pull last night?? | |||
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"A banana will help by raising your potassium levels, you also need plenty of water and possibly a boost in blood sugar too (from what I was overhearing on the phone, you made a call to God via the porcelain phone). Try having a Lucozade. This is why I seldom drink..." I talked to god lots ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off! I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night! Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka ![]() I'm never ever ever drinking again ![]() | |||
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"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!! What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!!" The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ?? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off! I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night! Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka ![]() ![]() Yeah until next time ![]() | |||
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"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!! What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!! The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round ![]() That's true of men I have met too. ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() No I just walked off very calmly... Did what I needed to do, then went back and finished the circuites ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() What's the labour dance? | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good girl ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() Will let Lucy tell you as it's her description of me ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Were you using your strap on Lucy? ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah! It sounds like me at yoga. | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She had an awfully big bag with her... ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No Ryan, we were all very well behaved ![]() | |||
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"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station... I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!! I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot... Must do it again soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes it was a great night with great ladies! I want to go back to Camden market though and soho too ![]() | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm up for Camden again and never been to soho so def up for that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() ![]() ![]() Next stop Manchester?? ![]() | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() There's enough toilets for vomiting ladies in!! | |||
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"glad you all had fun ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() wahoo!! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() Go on I dare ya ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() That's me sorted then ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() Oh good plan ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() Phoar an even better plan ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!) | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() No , no Ryan otherwise I won't have me dinner once let alone twice ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day! ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!) | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you tried down the loo ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm inviting the 4 ladies you invited plus guests! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() Only if I can get you in a red one ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() If moody has had it, you won't find it for ages, she hides things ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I may consider it, if only for the photo opportunities! ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll bring my camera then ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm joking dear. I may have to have a chat with Marmite, you know how she is with strangers... | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no I don't you just don't look properly ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I still can't get over marmite as a dogs name ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() We may not need to tell him ruby... He may just read it on this thread ![]() | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Does this mean I must join a trade union, go on strike and call everyone comrade?! | |||
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"Dare I invite you all to my house?! ![]() ![]() ![]() No it means we are going to be wearing the same colour scheme *quickly runs away and hides in the corner!* | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() A little peckish, thanks for asking ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah pick up only I'm afraid ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There are no McDonalds near my house! | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Always a bloody catch huh! | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No way! Do you live in Lilliput? | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep I'm the catch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I know it makes you grunt when you're cornered ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I could so put a witty comment here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No but the dying fly one sounded similar ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oi I can read you know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Debs I'm tired ... Shut up now as I want to go to sleep and then I will wake up all refreshed tomorrow and I may have croissants for breakfast! I spell it better than I pronounce it ![]() I didn't say it like that did I? Bad tired Ruby!! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?" Any male that looks good in a pinny and won't eat the food first. As for corset I'm not sure. | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?" I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! " Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? " You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please ![]() | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() ![]() Rhiannon? | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() ![]() I think she means Ryanna. Even as Ryanna he may eat everything. | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() ![]() I bet he won't eat Flaki! | |||
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"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house? I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny? You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! ![]() ![]() I've come over a bit queasy ![]() | |||
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