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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The banana didn't work , I can feel the labour dance coming on and I'm sat on bus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

erm ... what xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"erm ... what xxx"

She's hanging

To many sherbets last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need haribo and irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha are you still rough??? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha are you still rough??? Xx"

Rough as a badgers arse , still on train now so not long till shop and haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha are you still rough??? Xx

Rough as a badgers arse , still on train now so not long till shop and haribo "

Haha! I do love you Moody!! I will tell my beloved that we have to research new ways to deal with hangovers, but I have a feeling that there will be one guinea pig and it won't be him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana will help by raising your potassium levels, you also need plenty of water and possibly a boost in blood sugar too (from what I was overhearing on the phone, you made a call to God via the porcelain phone). Try having a Lucozade.

This is why I seldom drink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told her to go and get a huge greasy fry up But no she had dry toast and black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told her to go and get a huge greasy fry up But no she had dry toast and black coffee "

A greasy fry-up will work every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water, paracetamol and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any gravy dinner and back to bed, if that's Boring air of the dog

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need haribo and irn bru "

haribo? Did you pull last night??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A banana will help by raising your potassium levels, you also need plenty of water and possibly a boost in blood sugar too (from what I was overhearing on the phone, you made a call to God via the porcelain phone). Try having a Lucozade.

This is why I seldom drink..."

I talked to god lots have now 2 bottles of lucozade and my bed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No hangover here, in spite of the lethal shot. I had a bacon butty on the train and tried to pick up a couple. He was very gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off!

I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night!

Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!!

What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dom Brazilian/Portuguese

I've just had compliant Scottish lads, much more to my taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off!

I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night!

Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka

crystal "

I'm never ever ever drinking again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!!

What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!!"

The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon "

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe the super strong americano coffee I bought you didn't help. I even kept it away from the homeless guy who was having a snooze on the table next to us whilst you walked the 'scenic' route back to us after you waved Lucy off!

I also can't believe I slept through you climbing over me however many times you were up during the night!

Hope you're feeling better. I got straight back onto the vodka

crystal

I'm never ever ever drinking again "

Yeah until next time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love your description of him having a snooze crystal!! He was very very deeply asleep. I can't believe you wouldn't let me have a go at the nasty manager who was sooooo repulsive! Hehe I would have been brilliant and Rubyesque even whilst tired!!

What I can't believe is that someone was snoring last night, that the Brazilian we had left our throats in a warm coating and how remarkably well behaved we were!!!

The Brazilian didn't taste nice 2nd time round "

That's true of men I have met too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ?? "

No I just walked off very calmly... Did what I needed to do, then went back and finished the circuites

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ?? "

What's the labour dance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

No I just walked off very calmly... Did what I needed to do, then went back and finished the circuites "

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?"

Will let Lucy tell you as it's her description of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?"

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was "

Were you using your strap on Lucy?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was "

Ah! It sounds like me at yoga.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was

Were you using your strap on Lucy? "

She had an awfully big bag with her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was

Were you using your strap on Lucy? "

No Ryan, we were all very well behaved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I caught my coach with minutes to spare, nearly got run over by a bus in the scenic route to the coach station...

I do know it's not a wise idea to have a session with a PT who had just made me do the most horrendous circuits ever... Causing me to talk to god in the not very nice gym toilets!!

I really like the Brazilians and the nice belly warming free shot...

Must do it again soon

Did you do the labour dance first did you did you ??

What's the labour dance?

Lickety imagine a woman in the latter stage of labour on all fours rocking and making moany grunty noises.... That was moody this morning at god knows what time it was

Were you using your strap on Lucy? "

that so wouldn't have been a good idea this morning

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

glad you all had fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun "

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though "

Yes it was a great night with great ladies!

I want to go back to Camden market though and soho too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though

Yes it was a great night with great ladies!

I want to go back to Camden market though and soho too "

I'm up for Camden again and never been to soho so def up for that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

im gutted i couldn't make it...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though "

Next stop Manchester??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though

Next stop Manchester?? "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare I invite you all to my house?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?! "

There's enough toilets for vomiting ladies in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"glad you all had fun

It was a brilliant night and we def going to do it again, not in London though

Next stop Manchester??

Oh yes "

wahoo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?! "

Go on I dare ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

There's enough toilets for vomiting ladies in!! "

That's me sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?! "

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!"

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!"

Oh good plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

"

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food "

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)"

No , no Ryan otherwise I won't have me dinner once let alone twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!"

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)"

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)"

Have you tried down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)"

I'm inviting the 4 ladies you invited plus guests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day! "

Only if I can get you in a red one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)"

If moody has had it, you won't find it for ages, she hides things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one "

I may consider it, if only for the photo opportunities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one

I may consider it, if only for the photo opportunities! "

I'll bring my camera then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)

I'm inviting the 4 ladies you invited plus guests!"

I'm joking dear. I may have to have a chat with Marmite, you know how she is with strangers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)

If moody has had it, you won't find it for ages, she hides things "

Oh no I don't you just don't look properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I like this as a plan, Luke can come too and we can have butlers in the buff and cocktail waiters!!!

Phoar an even better plan

Can we invite Ryan alo ... Oh hang on scrap that we won't get any food

Yeah we can invite Ryan too... I'm liking this as a plan ladies (and gentlemen!)

Yeah, invite half the site!! (where's the sarcasm smiley when you need it?!)

I'm inviting the 4 ladies you invited plus guests!

I'm joking dear. I may have to have a chat with Marmite, you know how she is with strangers..."

I still can't get over marmite as a dogs name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one "

We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one

We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol"

We may not need to tell him ruby... He may just read it on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one

We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol"

Does this mean I must join a trade union, go on strike and call everyone comrade?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I invite you all to my house?!

I'll bring 2wheels to distract you. You won't notice all the vomiting going on for all the political debates the two of you will be having!

I'll have him wearing a blue tie by the end of the day!

Only if I can get you in a red one

We're wearing red for the masquerade ball!! Don't tell him lol

Does this mean I must join a trade union, go on strike and call everyone comrade?! "

No it means we are going to be wearing the same colour scheme *quickly runs away and hides in the corner!*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi I can read you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know "

Hi Ryan , how you doing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing "

A little peckish, thanks for asking

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over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking "

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble "

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

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over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank "

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

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over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking "

There are no McDonalds near my house!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid "

Always a bloody catch huh!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

There are no McDonalds near my house!"

No way! Do you live in Lilliput?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh! "

Yep I'm the catch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh!

Yep I'm the catch "

Haha I know it makes you grunt when you're cornered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh!

Yep I'm the catch

Haha I know it makes you grunt when you're cornered "

you haven't heard my labour dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh!

Yep I'm the catch "

I could so put a witty comment here

But will refrain from doing so..

Now if you don't mind keeping the noise down, I need to catch up on my Beauty sleep

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh!

Yep I'm the catch

Haha I know it makes you grunt when you're cornered

you haven't heard my labour dance "

No but the dying fly one sounded similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi I can read you know

Hi Ryan , how you doing

A little peckish, thanks for asking

I have half a chicken with lemon mayo sandwich , some chilli Doritos and half a bag of buttons with a bottle of lucozade or Mountain Dew if you fancy a nibble

Sounds good, send em over, keep the Doritos though, they are rank

Ah pick up only I'm afraid

Always a bloody catch huh!

Yep I'm the catch

I could so put a witty comment here

But will refrain from doing so..

Now if you don't mind keeping the noise down, I need to catch up on my Beauty sleep "

, hang on that's what got me into trouble in the first place

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over a year ago

Debs I'm tired ...

Shut up now as I want to go to sleep and then I will wake up all refreshed tomorrow and I may have croissants for breakfast!

I spell it better than I pronounce it

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over a year ago

I hoping to have something a bit more than dry toast for breakfast tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Debs I'm tired ...

Shut up now as I want to go to sleep and then I will wake up all refreshed tomorrow and I may have croissants for breakfast!

I spell it better than I pronounce it "

I didn't say it like that did I? Bad tired Ruby!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

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over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?"

Any male that looks good in a pinny and won't eat the food first.

As for corset I'm not sure.

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over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?"

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!! "

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

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over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

"

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny!

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over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny! "

You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please

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over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny!

You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please "

Rhiannon?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny!

You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please

Rhiannon?"

I think she means Ryanna. Even as Ryanna he may eat everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny!

You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please

Rhiannon?

I think she means Ryanna. Even as Ryanna he may eat everything.

"

I bet he won't eat Flaki!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Who shall I bring as my valet? Are there places for me to find a corset at MrWho's house?

I'm sure we could find somewhere in Leicester!!

Leicester has a young yogi - I wonder what he looks like in a pinny?

You'll have more chance of getting me into a corset than a pinny!

You in a corset and Rhiannon , yes please

Rhiannon?

I think she means Ryanna. Even as Ryanna he may eat everything.

I bet he won't eat Flaki!"

I've come over a bit queasy

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