FabSwingers.com forum: Men are from Venus, women from Mars...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

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over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It doesnt matter" - Oh yes it does

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm fine = you have 10 seconds to work out what you have done or about to do ... failure to work this out will result in 10 days of payback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine = you have 10 seconds to work out what you have done or about to do ... failure to work this out will result in 10 days of payback."

Only 10 lol cor you are a soft one polo lol xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'm fine = you have 10 seconds to work out what you have done or about to do ... failure to work this out will result in 10 days of payback.

Only 10 lol cor you are a soft one polo lol xx

Do you really think any man can manage 10 days without getting another "I'm fine"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Look, it's not a big deal, let's just forget about it" = It's a gigantic deal & i'm now reconsidering our entire relationship, i think you may be about to become history.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ahhh but the most powerful sound a woman has is a sigh followed by either the eye roll OR the little smile!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Apparently I have a "look"

If you get it then its not good news

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