FabSwingers.com forum: How do you take your jumper off?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tell me how you do it. Arms crossed or kept to their own side? Over the head with your nose getting stuck?

I need to know.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

arms out first then over the head

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

With drama! I make it look as if I am sharing my jersey with a swarm of bees that have the hump with me. Possibly over inviting Winnie the Poo round for tea, maybe it is my choice in boxset, but either way, the bees are angry. I look as if I'm fighting the bees, I knock a few ornaments off shelves, hit the light switch, plunging the room into darkness, catch the nose of an innocent bystander and then finally get my jumper off, only to reveal my t-shirt has come off with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right arm out of the sleve first, then the left arm then over my head while holding the neck away from my face.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with crystal on this one...

Crossed arms grab bottom of jumper and over my head it goes...

Who try's to get their jumpers off without crossing their arms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine rips off when im angry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I grab mine from the back of the neck and tug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my hand up the front and slide my opposite arm out, repeat with the other one then use both hands and arms which are now inside to push the jumper up over my head, it stays the right way then and isn't inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal"

Im weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over my head usually works

Once tried pulling it over my arm, but I ended up with a back spasm

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal"

I managed to get my dress off without crossing my arms. Does that make me weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donna does the arm cross thing whereas I grab it at back on the neck line and pull, that way it's not inside out when action completed

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Donna does the arm cross thing whereas I grab it at back on the neck line and pull, that way it's not inside out when action completed

For you back of the neck grabbers doesn't it pull the jumper out of shape? How do you get your arms out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nurse does it for me

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Nurse does it for me

That's an entirely different question. How do you take someone else's jumper off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew somebody once that had so many wrinkles that she had to screw her jumper off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donna does the arm cross thing whereas I grab it at back on the neck line and pull, that way it's not inside out when action completed

For you back of the neck grabbers doesn't it pull the jumper out of shape? How do you get your arms out?"

Once over ones head one simply pulls ones arms out of the sleeves, never had it pull out of shape yet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I take one arm out then the other ten slide up and over my head, I tried the quick up and over method once at work only to realise I had pulled my t-shirt up as well and stood in the middle of the floor in just my bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't posses a jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in a hurry, by crossing arms over and grabbing the bottom, yank it over my head and arms, chucking it away.

If just taking my time, arms out first then pulled over my head without touching my hair or face

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

With difficulty, but crossing arms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pull the last bit of wool and unravel it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal

Hello

Says it all lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wooly jumper is a cross between a kangaroo and a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just pull it over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure now you've asked but I just tried to re-enact it and I just bent my arms back to my collar and pulled it over my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a cardi

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just pull it over my head

Just pull but how?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm not sure now you've asked but I just tried to re-enact it and I just bent my arms back to my collar and pulled it over my head."

What happens to the arms?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I take my arms out first and then slip it over my head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure now you've asked but I just tried to re-enact it and I just bent my arms back to my collar and pulled it over my head.

What happens to the arms?"

I don't know, I'm not wearing a jumper and if I think about doing it without just doing it I probably do it different but the arms and rest of it get to between the wrist and elbow and then I can pull them out one at a time is how I'm thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just pull it over my head

Just pull but how?

I put my hands round the neck and pull it over my head, problem with my technique is that the arms pull inside out so my entire top is inside out by the time I've actually pulled it off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grab mine from the back of the neck and tug. "

Yeah like this ffs^^

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I put my hand up the front and slide my opposite arm out, repeat with the other one then use both hands and arms which are now inside to push the jumper up over my head, it stays the right way then and isn't inside out

I don't like it when clothing turns inside out but I probably spend more time pulling clothes off in such a way to avoid this than I would by pulling them off quickly and then turning them back outside in!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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similar technique here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossed arms, grab bottom and over head - no drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab on to the collar. And give the jumper a little pull. Sometimes i may just have to do a little wiggle to release the jumper from my body.

A sudden feeling of lightheadedness before the jumper is off. Then, deep breath, sigh of relief and breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right arm out of the sleve first, then the left arm then over my head while holding the neck away from my face."

same here.

Lauz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hole at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear jumpers so I have no idea how to take them off. Sorry.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Grab on to the collar. And give the jumper a little pull. Sometimes i may just have to do a little wiggle to release the jumper from my body.

A sudden feeling of lightheadedness before the jumper is off. Then, deep breath, sigh of relief and breathe.

Lightheadedness?

. It's a jumper not a space suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal

Hello

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cross my arms, grab the bottom and in one swift movement pull up and over my head

Only weird people try to take jumpers off without crossing their arms.

crystal

I managed to get my dress off without crossing my arms. Does that make me weird?"

I can't see how you can take anything off over your head without crossing your awns and not stretching the material eventually causing the garment to stretch out of shape.

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men usually take them off by pulling the back of the collar over their heads. Women take arms out. My hubby says it's because of our boobs

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