FabSwingers.com forum: what was the last thing you bought

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and how fucked would you be if it had to be inserted up your arse?

Rather boringly mine was just a pouch of baccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal Hook

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cigarettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought different things today and don't want any of them up there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine was 4 bunches of flowers. Not sure they will fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lot of pain..George Michaels new Album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rose plant and I'd rather it stayed in the pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bale of hay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the weekly shop at Tescos and struggled to get it all in the boot of the car.With the best will in the world it would never fit in my arse!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A box of 10" coach screws... and no, I'm not even going to think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunch for my girls and my mum !!!! Eeek that's gunna be messy !!!!!!!!! Yuk !

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

A triton electric shower. So pretty knackered really!

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

a camper van last weekend and no it wont fit up my arse

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"In a lot of pain..George Michaels new Album

There's a subtle irony in there though if you think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vapour rub and only place it's going is on my chest,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot of double cream and a cucumber (seriously) I think that would work xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nespresso coffee , those pods feel surprisingly nice and im buzzing too.

Mrs D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot of double cream and a cucumber (seriously) I think that would work xx

Although have had three bunches of flowers and two box of chocolates delivered today from my grateful offspring as well and although I am a bit dubious about the flowers someone's going to get a chocolatey treat tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aubergine

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A bag of giant marshmallows, I wouldn't fancy them up my bottom but maybe eaten out my pussy might be enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An aubergine

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new toilet seat ! Doesn't bear thinking about !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mothers day card.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my eyes are watering at some of these !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small bottle of bacardi,2 bottles of diet and Lenor. I like to be a nice smelling d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cartier watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small bottle of bacardi,2 bottles of diet and Lenor. I like to be a nice smelling d*unk "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loaf od bread. Might not go up, give it a few days its coming out !!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

a yorkie bar,, perfect .

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Caramel coffee.

It is not going up my bum. It is waaaaay too yummy for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A small bottle of bacardi,2 bottles of diet and Lenor. I like to be a nice smelling d*unk "

might save the bottles for future use but not the glass one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of and redbull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't list mine but here it is.

Horseradish sauce

8 bunches of artificial flowers

Magazine

Earrings and socks

Like I said, it's not going there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon sandwich"

Marry me? Haha!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've just ordered a Chinese takeaway!

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

I'm so boring

Mine were two pairs of hold up stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't list mine but here it is.

Horseradish sauce

8 bunches of artificial flowers

Magazine

Earrings and socks

Like I said, it's not going there

the Horseradish sauce might sting a bit

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .a bale of chocolate chunk

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I've just ordered a Chinese takeaway!

Ha... me too!

Fancy a game of aromatic duck spring rolls in hoysin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken tikka Dopiaza and keema rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine, now I know some people would but..... I'm not one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon sandwich

Marry me? Haha! "

Too late,Iv'e eaten it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An aubergine

Good luck with that

Err I'll give it a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new hexacopter and that's never gonna fit!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A glass horse

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

3 kilos of dried dog food,a bag of gravy bones and a flea treatment,dogs arse maybe but certainly not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately for me ... mikado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken kebab,,,with hot chilli sauce....

OOOUCH....

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By *couseratMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

A pair of Time RXS pedals, maybe not.....

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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago

East Lancashire

A new (to me) car.

Not a chance!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some sweets when I was in town yesterday. The banana flavoured ones taste lovely. Why spoil a good thing, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new (to me) car.

Not a chance!!!

Whoo hoo what did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pint of bitter

the one man one jar video comes to mind

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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"A new (to me) car.

Not a chance!!!

Whoo hoo what did you get?

VW Tiguan

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I got a round in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ, ive just bought 60 apples, 5 pineapples and 3 cucumbers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frog that ribbit's when you walk past it...!!! (Could make for an interesting Saturday night..!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a 40s style tea dress, red with big white flowers on. I wouldn't be very happy if it was pushed up my bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two bags of chicken grit...ouchie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A frog that ribbit's when you walk past it...!!! (Could make for an interesting Saturday night..!) "

better than a Rabbit which croaks at the wrong moment

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

pork pie platter at the cinema....its coming out that way anyway so not really fucked at all

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a cauliflower for dinner tomw

would look like a trip to the doctors if I used that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new haircut.

How in the world?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 rolls of wallpaper! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't list mine but here it is.

Horseradish sauce

8 bunches of artificial flowers

Magazine

Earrings and socks

Like I said, it's not going there

the Horseradish sauce might sting a bit

possibly yes. but im smearing it on my beef tomorrow

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. vapouriser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litre bottle of vodka

eh I'll just drink it thanks x

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

A washing mashine

although on spin might not be so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard print converse

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A ball cap

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dinner - so it will be coming out of my arse at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last thing I brought was chocolate mini rolls so think my orifices would be ok with that choice. Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vodka and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tomato cup a soup...there are a couple of options as regards getting them up there but none of them appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A funnel to add oil to my car. No not going there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A funnel to add oil to my car. No not going there"

can i borrow it for my cup a soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of knee high socks,I'm not too sure how that would feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New bottle of aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pair of knee high socks,I'm not too sure how that would feel

you'd need to roll 'em over a broom handle to get 'em up perhaps?

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

A bag of 5 custard donuts messy

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

4 pints of milk (semi skimmed cos that d make a difference

) and a wholemeal loaf, and thats a different way of getting your fibre,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips and mushy peas.... Um think not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loaf of bread- imagine the crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A leeds united ticket for the forest game thou I might as well wipe my arse on it and then probably insert it up the owners of the clubs asses at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.6 kg of wall tile adhesive and grout and 2 packets of 3mm tile divider thingies, seriously fucked ass

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By *inkykoupleukCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Unfortunately at a 2am kebab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bunch of grapes...I know right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A round of drinks last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bar of dark chocolate, wouldn't of mind it up my arse but I ate it instead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bunch of grapes...I know right!"
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very! 2x 4,8m lengths of 150mm x 50mm tantalised timber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine, a cans of fosters for last nights social.

Her

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"A small bottle of bacardi,2 bottles of diet and Lenor. I like to be a nice smelling d*unk "

lol at this one!

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"A small bottle of bacardi,2 bottles of diet and Lenor. I like to be a nice smelling d*unk "

lol at this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very! 2x 4,8m lengths of 150mm x 50mm tantalised timber

Tantalised? Stop teasing your wood!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"and how fucked would you be if it had to be inserted up your arse?

Rather boringly mine was just a pouch of baccy"

About to buy several bags of sand and topsoil, some wooden edging and a rake.

None of which is going anywhere near my arse!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

A pork pie.....I suddenly had a craving for one while out this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and how fucked would you be if it had to be inserted up your arse?

Rather boringly mine was just a pouch of baccy

About to buy several bags of sand and topsoil, some wooden edging and a rake.

I'm lol'ng! Getting serious dude?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A round of drinks last night "

And I should probably add that non of it when it my bottom

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

I bought some sponge fingers some strawberry jelly some fresh cream and some hundreds and thousands, is that a trifle strange ?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

A bottle of rosé. *gulp*

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