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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Ok, it's been a long day....I was up at 4.30am, went swimming at 6.30am, worked 10 hours came home and poured a few vodkas! Decided to empty my bottle bin in the dark and forgot the bloody huge cordeline at the bottom of my garden! Thought it was a burglar ... Started to fight it, scared the dog and hurt myself .... sympathy please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

you poor thing xx do you want me to rub and kiss it better ??? xx

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Hahaha.oops sorry are you ok

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"you poor thing xx do you want me to rub and kiss it better ??? xx

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Yes please...I'm feeling very sorry for myself now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww... Hope the dog is better soon...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

is the dog ok..?

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Awwww... Hope the dog is better soon... "

She's asleep now the git!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Who won the fight, you or the cordline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww do you need some TLC

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Who won the fight, you or the cordline?"

The bloody cordeline did...those leaves are sharp!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Can I ask... what's a cordeline?

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"Can I ask... what's a cordeline?"

I thought it was a posh washing line

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ever you need anyone to come round and drink the vodka for you and empty the bottle bin don't hesitate to ask me, just thinking of you not hurting yourself of course

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Can I ask... what's a cordeline?"

It's like a palm tree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who won the fight, you or the cordline?

The bloody cordeline did...those leaves are sharp! "

you should have thrown a bottle at it

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Who won the fight, you or the cordline?

The bloody cordeline did...those leaves are sharp!

you should have thrown a bottle at it "

I nee to lay off the vodka hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha no chance of getting any sympathy from me I'm too busy mopping up the puddle where I wet myself laughing

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Hahaha no chance of getting any sympathy from me I'm too busy mopping up the puddle where I wet myself laughing "

I love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha no chance of getting any sympathy from me I'm too busy mopping up the puddle where I wet myself laughing

I love you too "

If you give me a hand mopping up I will put cream on yer scratches and rub em better

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By *awklord69Man
over a year ago

Bridgnorth

sounds like your wounds need kissing better, softly and gently... and beware of spiny palms pretending to be burglars (a common mistake, especially in Blackpool! :o) XXX

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Hahaha no chance of getting any sympathy from me I'm too busy mopping up the puddle where I wet myself laughing

I love you too

If you give me a hand mopping up I will put cream on yer scratches and rub em better "

It's a deal...I have a steam mop heheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, it's been a long day....I was up at 4.30am, went swimming at 6.30am, worked 10 hours came home and poured a few vodkas! Decided to empty my bottle bin in the dark and forgot the bloody huge cordeline at the bottom of my garden! Thought it was a burglar ... Started to fight it, scared the dog and hurt myself .... sympathy please! "

Grab yourself some Ice cream ....

It works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha no chance of getting any sympathy from me I'm too busy mopping up the puddle where I wet myself laughing

I love you too

If you give me a hand mopping up I will put cream on yer scratches and rub em better

It's a deal...I have a steam mop heheh "

Oooo I've always wanted one of them

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By *r-Cum-AgainMan
over a year ago

Whitefield

are you sure it wasn't a triffids

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"are you sure it wasn't a triffids"

Oooooh it could have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought is you thought it was a burglar and decided to fight ?

Your first instinct should be run inside get a bloody big knife and phone the buzzies

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!! "

shame no one was there to film it, as that would be a you tube moment. LoL

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!!

shame no one was there to film it, as that would be a you tube moment. LoL"

It could have earned me £250 on you've been framed haha !

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Bearing in mind I'm wearing sleeveless pj's...the leaves scratched my back...I crapped it and got ready for a fight like Kung fu panda lol !!! "

sorry, this made me pee myself....now I have visions of Kung Fu Panda in pj's running around Blackpool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!! "

If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout...

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!!

If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout... "

Ruggggggeeeerrrrrsssss! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!!

If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout...

Ruggggggeeeerrrrrsssss! Hehe "

Aww huni am sorry to hear you nearly had a fight with a paln tree hope you arefeeling better ((hugs))) see ssome of us are sympathetic

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

god knows what you would be like on a night out in Blackpool very funny

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I've had 3 vodkas ... It touched me...I went into ninja mode!!!

If you need a Ninja.. Give Ruggers a shout...

Ruggggggeeeerrrrrsssss! Hehe

Aww huni am sorry to hear you nearly had a fight with a paln tree hope you arefeeling better ((hugs))) see ssome of us are sympathetic "

Aaaaaw thank you....I need to drink less lol xx

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"god knows what you would be like on a night out in Blackpool very funny "

Most definitely a good laugh when I'm out ...trouble is you can't take me back to the same place for a few weeks

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"god knows what you would be like on a night out in Blackpool very funny

Most definitely a good laugh when I'm out ...trouble is you can't take me back to the same place for a few weeks "
sounds fun

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