FabSwingers.com forum: Testosterone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have been out since mid afternoon on a low key stag do. A guy I work with getting married next weekend. And thinking back, this is the first non-TV drinks I've been out on in a looooong time.

We've been for a curry and copious amounts of beer since mid afternoon. I can feel the testosterone flowing through me like a moronic version of the force.

Is there anything I can do to stop this or should I resign myself to the fact that shoes are no longer items of desire but stuff you put on your feet, and that birds have cracking arses?

Help, I'm having a crisis of gender. I no longer think that LBDs are a necessity. Is that right?

P.S I type this in the mens loo. There's pee everywhere, why can't we aim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no reason why you can't let the macho side of you come out from time to time is there? Just enjoy life as it comes and do whatever makes you feel good at the time

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

jeez Jodie get back out there now and order a babycham quick,actualy I wouldn't worry too much last time I was out the girls behaved more like guys than the guys did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. nice legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no reason why you can't let the macho side of you come out from time to time is there? Just enjoy life as it comes and do whatever makes you feel good at the time

Exactly this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

welcome to the blokey dark side .. i see the farts are strong in this one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jodie: have more beer. It will make a man out of you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crikey, last year I had my first non-glam night out in years on a stag do, too. Small world. I'd vanish as soon as you decently can. It will preserve your sanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how it goes

Will you be now john tomorro or ......

(Don't ,boys are smelly)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" I can feel the testosterone flowing through me like a moronic version of the force.

Love this phrase!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now have manly hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now have manly hangover.

The woman in you won't notice it...

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