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"A beer please. Pint of real ale. " Here ya go ... Has a nice creamy head ![]() | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please ![]() ![]() What shot we having ??? | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench ![]() Are you calling me a wench ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please ![]() ![]() Jäger ![]() | |||
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"Red wine for me please ![]() Ah good choice , here's a large one | |||
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"Strawberry and lime koppaberg please ![]() Would you like pork scratching a too ![]() | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please ![]() ![]() ![]() Done and done .... cheers Another ????? | |||
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"Red wine for me please ![]() ooooo make mine a Rioja - you've twisted my arm. His is a einstock. Can we open a tab pls. | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell yes!! | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers | |||
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"Thanks for reminding me that there is a bottle of Finlandia in the freezer ![]() Ah here's a glass and some ice ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large one please ![]() One day Justin... One day... ![]() | |||
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"Oh can i have a mint chocolate martini please " Oooh sounds yummy, ile join you, cheers ![]() | |||
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"Could I just have a lemon squash please as Im on medication..and make it snappy ![]() Pffft here's a large un | |||
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"Red wine for me please ![]() Ooh I love a good Rioja .. Ok ok a tab is fine but I'm watching you!! | |||
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"I'm on the red wine again. Please ignore my posts later." Ok I will ![]() | |||
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"Strongbow please ![]() Ah not fancy your wood pecking then , opppps woodpecker ![]() | |||
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"Oooooo i fancy a Cuban please xx" Best check the airport for that ![]() | |||
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"I've been waiting ages for mine ![]() I rustled you something up ![]() | |||
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"Could I just have a lemon squash please as Im on medication..and make it snappy ![]() Thanks my lovely..hope its not laced as it will make me die and I will not be happy. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Strongbow please ![]() ![]() My peckers perfectly able to get wood thankyou please ![]() | |||
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"Archers and lemonade please ![]() ![]() Have a big one .. Enjoy | |||
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"Anything....I all I seem to be doing today is passing people off.... ![]() Here have a fishbowl then ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large one please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Could I have a large JD now please ![]() | |||
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"Wheres our jagers ![]() Haha ask like that and she might make you live up to your name! ![]() | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's or me to know and you to find out ![]() | |||
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"As a non drinker. Can I have a cuppa" No problem , tea or coffee? I make a nice hot choccy ![]() | |||
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"Maybe a glass of white wine" Have a large chilled one | |||
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"Strongbow please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a large one please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha of course , enjoy | |||
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"Southern comfort lemonade and lime please ![]() Ooh sweet tooth, enjoy | |||
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"Wheres our jagers ![]() ![]() Hahaha ![]() | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I can't bloody serve your usual if I don't know can I pffftt ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wheres our jagers ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll set the dude up with a jäger-train ![]() | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He always has a babycham and bacardi ![]() | |||
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"Wheres our jagers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha thanks ![]() | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() babycham ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a K cider tonight please" Of course , have two ![]() | |||
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"A large pineapple juice ![]() We all know what that for ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x " Would you like a glass or a straw ![]() | |||
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"A large pineapple juice ![]() ![]() Im mixing 'cock' tails......like one? | |||
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"Vodka and Pineapple juice, Just the one am working in the morning ![]() Pffft have a double, will help you sleep | |||
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"A large pineapple juice ![]() ![]() Only if it's laced with vodka ![]() | |||
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"Straw please.... im used to being the one behind the bar! Her x " In that case have two ![]() | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x " If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway ![]() | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway ![]() How's your drink? ![]() | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway ![]() ![]() Haha i am, gotta be in work before 7am tomorrow as per ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Double vodka, lemon & lime please. Easy on the ice. x ![]() AHhh I like this too.. Here you go | |||
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"Brandy and Baileys over crushed ice. xx ![]() Mmmmm sounds bloody lovely, ile join you ![]() | |||
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"having a margarita on the rocks no salt double tequilla ![]() Hmmmm ... Consults google ![]() | |||
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"Anyone tried Tia Maria and orange juice? Working behind a bar on the side, you find these odd things haha. I hate Tia Maria on its own but with orange it just tastes like Terrys chocolate orange :O Her x " Never but I do like chocolate orange ![]() | |||
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"Can I have another large one please and you can put the pump away as I've already filled that one you gave me ![]() Haha ok here's a large JD | |||
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"malibu n please with a sambucca shot thanks x" Double them up cause you're on catch up now ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and soda with a dash of lime, ice and a slice in a nice tall glass....please ![]() There we go, enjoy . I've put a likkle sparkly thing in too ![]() | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() Jager or is that a daft question | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway ![]() ![]() One think I need I please another | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? " a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need" come share my bottle ![]() | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need come share my bottle ![]() if I could actualy move I would,hips gone wonky | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() Oh ile have anything now | |||
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"Desperado ![]() me too please shame I'm at work but it's waiting in my fridge | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and soda with a dash of lime, ice and a slice in a nice tall glass....please ![]() ![]() Oooo how sophisticated thank you ![]() | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed" ILe send a taxi, hope it's not cold by the time it gets there ![]() | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed" Waiter service at your disposal ma'am ![]() | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() And what about shots ??????? | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need" On it's way | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() That's what I meant ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone tried Tia Maria and orange juice? Working behind a bar on the side, you find these odd things haha. I hate Tia Maria on its own but with orange it just tastes like Terrys chocolate orange :O Her x " Yep, used to have it once in a while when I worked in a pub too. Now i've had me rum could I have a tequila, sans worm, salt and lime please?! | |||
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"A large pineapple juice ![]() mmm byes ... all the blokes should go onyo pineapple juice .. .. how to tell a swinger when your out lol | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah right .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've got spiced rum and Pepsi max x" Oooh sounds so good! | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Before the bar closes please may I have Hot Chocolate with squeezy cream and marshmallows x" Of course you can, here take the squeezy cream for your midnight snack ![]() | |||
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"Before the bar closes please may I have Hot Chocolate with squeezy cream and marshmallows x Of course you can, here take the squeezy cream for your midnight snack ![]() Yum yum ![]() | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need come share my bottle ![]() JD and a nice leg rub ![]() | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. ![]() 4 sugars ![]() | |||
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"Is the bar still open??? And where are the fit men lol " I'm running it cheeky of course it's still open ... Guess there at the real pub ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think I've had enough for tonight ![]() Yes you have you're flashing ![]() | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. ![]() ![]() Yes, but in a pint mug, though ![]() | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. ![]() ![]() ![]() But 4!! Here ya go , don't burn your tongue ![]() | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now ![]() No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now ![]() would you be a darling and stick some in the toaster ![]() | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now ![]() ![]() Pfffttt you can butter them though ![]() | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now ![]() ![]() ![]() got any banana's ![]() | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha nope just apples | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa" Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet ![]() | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet ![]() aye aye captain | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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