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"A beer please. Pint of real ale. " Here ya go ... Has a nice creamy head | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please Ah cheers " What shot we having ??? | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench " Are you calling me a wench Psssttt, what's the usual | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please Ah cheers What shot we having ???" Jäger | |||
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"Red wine for me please " Ah good choice , here's a large one | |||
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"Strawberry and lime koppaberg please lots of ice x " Would you like pork scratching a too | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please Ah cheers What shot we having ??? Jäger " Done and done .... cheers Another ????? | |||
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"Red wine for me please Ah good choice , here's a large one" ooooo make mine a Rioja - you've twisted my arm. His is a einstock. Can we open a tab pls. | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please Ah cheers What shot we having ??? Jäger Done and done .... cheers Another ????? " Hell yes!! | |||
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"And a shot each for me and you please Ah cheers What shot we having ??? Jäger Done and done .... cheers Another ????? Hell yes!! " Cheers | |||
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"Thanks for reminding me that there is a bottle of Finlandia in the freezer " Ah here's a glass and some ice enjoy | |||
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"Can I have a large one please " One day Justin... One day... | |||
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"Oh can i have a mint chocolate martini please " Oooh sounds yummy, ile join you, cheers | |||
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"Could I just have a lemon squash please as Im on medication..and make it snappy " Pffft here's a large un | |||
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"Red wine for me please Ah good choice , here's a large one ooooo make mine a Rioja - you've twisted my arm. His is a einstock. Can we open a tab pls." Ooh I love a good Rioja .. Ok ok a tab is fine but I'm watching you!! | |||
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"I'm on the red wine again. Please ignore my posts later." Ok I will | |||
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"Strongbow please " Ah not fancy your wood pecking then , opppps woodpecker | |||
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"Oooooo i fancy a Cuban please xx" Best check the airport for that | |||
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"I've been waiting ages for mine " I rustled you something up | |||
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"Could I just have a lemon squash please as Im on medication..and make it snappy Pffft here's a large un" Thanks my lovely..hope its not laced as it will make me die and I will not be happy. | |||
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"Strongbow please Ah not fancy your wood pecking then , opppps woodpecker " My peckers perfectly able to get wood thankyou please | |||
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"Archers and lemonade please " Have a big one .. Enjoy | |||
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"Anything....I all I seem to be doing today is passing people off.... " Here have a fishbowl then | |||
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"Can I have a large one please Try this penis pump " Could I have a large JD now please | |||
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"Wheres our jagers " Haha ask like that and she might make you live up to your name! | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench Are you calling me a wench Psssttt, what's the usual " That's or me to know and you to find out | |||
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"As a non drinker. Can I have a cuppa" No problem , tea or coffee? I make a nice hot choccy | |||
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"Maybe a glass of white wine" Have a large chilled one | |||
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"Strongbow please Ah not fancy your wood pecking then , opppps woodpecker My peckers perfectly able to get wood thankyou please " | |||
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"Can I have a large one please Try this penis pump Could I have a large JD now please " Haha of course , enjoy | |||
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"Southern comfort lemonade and lime please " Ooh sweet tooth, enjoy | |||
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"Wheres our jagers Haha ask like that and she might make you live up to your name! " Hahaha | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench Are you calling me a wench Psssttt, what's the usual That's or me to know and you to find out " Well I can't bloody serve your usual if I don't know can I pffftt | |||
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"Wheres our jagers Haha ask like that and she might make you live up to your name! Hahaha " I'll set the dude up with a jäger-train | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench Are you calling me a wench Psssttt, what's the usual That's or me to know and you to find out Well I can't bloody serve your usual if I don't know can I pffftt " He always has a babycham and bacardi | |||
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"Wheres our jagers Haha ask like that and she might make you live up to your name! Hahaha I'll set the dude up with a jäger-train " Haha thanks | |||
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"A pint of the usual please Miss serving wench Are you calling me a wench Psssttt, what's the usual That's or me to know and you to find out Well I can't bloody serve your usual if I don't know can I pffftt He always has a babycham and bacardi " babycham | |||
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"Can I have a K cider tonight please" Of course , have two | |||
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"A large pineapple juice " We all know what that for Expecting a BJ tonight per chance? | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x " Would you like a glass or a straw | |||
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"A large pineapple juice Oooh pineapple juice eh " Im mixing 'cock' tails......like one? | |||
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"Vodka and Pineapple juice, Just the one am working in the morning " Pffft have a double, will help you sleep | |||
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"A large pineapple juice Oooh pineapple juice eh Im mixing 'cock' tails......like one?" Only if it's laced with vodka | |||
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"Straw please.... im used to being the one behind the bar! Her x " In that case have two | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x " If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway " How's your drink? | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway How's your drink? " Haha i am, gotta be in work before 7am tomorrow as per my drink is great ta Her x | |||
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"Double vodka, lemon & lime please. Easy on the ice. x " AHhh I like this too.. Here you go | |||
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"Brandy and Baileys over crushed ice. xx" Mmmmm sounds bloody lovely, ile join you | |||
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"having a margarita on the rocks no salt double tequilla " Hmmmm ... Consults google | |||
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"Anyone tried Tia Maria and orange juice? Working behind a bar on the side, you find these odd things haha. I hate Tia Maria on its own but with orange it just tastes like Terrys chocolate orange :O Her x " Never but I do like chocolate orange | |||
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"Can I have another large one please and you can put the pump away as I've already filled that one you gave me " Haha ok here's a large JD | |||
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"malibu n please with a sambucca shot thanks x" Double them up cause you're on catch up now | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and soda with a dash of lime, ice and a slice in a nice tall glass....please " There we go, enjoy . I've put a likkle sparkly thing in too | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then " Jager or is that a daft question | |||
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"A bottle of rekorderlig please! Her x If you can even spell that you've gotta be seriously sober and possibly in need of another bottle by now anyway How's your drink? " One think I need I please another | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? " a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need" come share my bottle | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need come share my bottle " if I could actualy move I would,hips gone wonky | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then Jager or is that a daft question " Oh ile have anything now | |||
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"Desperado " me too please shame I'm at work but it's waiting in my fridge | |||
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"Can I have a vodka and soda with a dash of lime, ice and a slice in a nice tall glass....please There we go, enjoy . I've put a likkle sparkly thing in too " Oooo how sophisticated thank you | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed" ILe send a taxi, hope it's not cold by the time it gets there | |||
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"I've just poured a large vodka with ice and a slice of lime What you having?? a glass of red .. please bring it up I am in bed" Waiter service at your disposal ma'am | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then Jager or is that a daft question Oh ile have anything now " And what about shots ??????? | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need" On it's way | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then Jager or is that a daft question Oh ile have anything now And what about shots ??????? " That's what I meant | |||
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"Anyone tried Tia Maria and orange juice? Working behind a bar on the side, you find these odd things haha. I hate Tia Maria on its own but with orange it just tastes like Terrys chocolate orange :O Her x " Yep, used to have it once in a while when I worked in a pub too. Now i've had me rum could I have a tequila, sans worm, salt and lime please?! | |||
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"A large pineapple juice mmmmm tasty" mmm byes ... all the blokes should go onyo pineapple juice .. .. how to tell a swinger when your out lol | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then Jager or is that a daft question Oh ile have anything now And what about shots ??????? That's what I meant " Yeah right .... .... 2 extra shots for fibbing | |||
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"I've got spiced rum and Pepsi max x" Oooh sounds so good! | |||
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"Anyone for another shot ??? Oh go on then Jager or is that a daft question Oh ile have anything now And what about shots ??????? That's what I meant Yeah right .... .... 2 extra shots for fibbing " | |||
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"Before the bar closes please may I have Hot Chocolate with squeezy cream and marshmallows x" Of course you can, here take the squeezy cream for your midnight snack | |||
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"Before the bar closes please may I have Hot Chocolate with squeezy cream and marshmallows x Of course you can, here take the squeezy cream for your midnight snack " Yum yum | |||
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"can I have a jd one ice cube please,swiftly followed by another im in need come share my bottle if I could actualy move I would,hips gone wonky" JD and a nice leg rub | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. " 4 sugars .... | |||
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"Is the bar still open??? And where are the fit men lol " I'm running it cheeky of course it's still open ... Guess there at the real pub | |||
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"I think I've had enough for tonight " Yes you have you're flashing | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. 4 sugars .... " Yes, but in a pint mug, though | |||
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"Earl Grey, please, in a pint mug with 4 sugars, milk in last, please. 4 sugars .... Yes, but in a pint mug, though " But 4!! Here ya go , don't burn your tongue | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now " No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast " would you be a darling and stick some in the toaster | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast would you be a darling and stick some in the toaster " Pfffttt you can butter them though | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast would you be a darling and stick some in the toaster Pfffttt you can butter them though " got any banana's | |||
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"Got any pies I could just eat one right now No I've are all the pies ... Best I can do is toast would you be a darling and stick some in the toaster Pfffttt you can butter them though got any banana's " Haha nope just apples | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa" Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet " aye aye captain | |||
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"Double morgans spiced and and a JD and taa Love Morgans , here ya go ,steady on your feet aye aye captain " | |||
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