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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Un ......be .......fuckin , beleeeeeeeevable they are. They have prime sites in places like airports, with captive footfall . I mean once your in there you can't buy a paper any where else , you can't buy fuckin cadburys cream eggs any where else, and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !! So effectively it's a licence to print money isn't it . When it comes to Men's magazines, let's face it guys we don't have much choice really .

I mean there loads of geek mags , trainspotting monthly , body building weekly , yachting for rich bastards , etc etc , and of course your not going to pick up a copy of Razzle are you . But GQ magazine is good , which is why it's the top selling men's magazine in the world stocked by all leading newsagents across the globe !

BUT NOT IN GOD DAMN FUCKIN W FUCKIN H SMITHS IN THE LARGEST MOST BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD .....NOT THERE ! That would be too fuckin obvious wouldn't it ! We have one of the busiest newsagents in the world ! we need to make profit ! Why would we even contemplate selling the worlds best selling men's magazine ??? That wouldn't make sense would it ??? WANKERS

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I bought them all just to piss you off....totes worth it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Again... ?? you gotta start buying your magazines and papers before you leave home .. you are going to explode at this rate.. Have you written to WHSMITHS and told them your views ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Again... ?? you gotta start buying your magazines and papers before you leave home .. you are going to explode at this rate.. Have you written to WHSMITHS and told them your views ?? "

No ! They may take umbridge to me telling them there shops are wank and they can shove there cream eggs up there useless arses

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Doubt they would to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Un ......be .......fuckin , beleeeeeeeevable they are. They have prime sites in places like airports, with captive footfall . I mean once your in there you can't buy a paper any where else , you can't buy fuckin cadburys cream eggs any where else, and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !! So effectively it's a licence to print money isn't it . When it comes to Men's magazines, let's face it guys we don't have much choice really .

I mean there loads of geek mags , trainspotting monthly , body building weekly , yachting for rich bastards , etc etc , and of course your not going to pick up a copy of Razzle are you . But GQ magazine is good , which is why it's the top selling men's magazine in the world stocked by all leading newsagents across the globe !

BUT NOT IN GOD DAMN FUCKIN W FUCKIN H SMITHS IN THE LARGEST MOST BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD .....NOT THERE ! That would be too fuckin obvious wouldn't it ! We have one of the busiest newsagents in the world ! we need to make profit ! Why would we even contemplate selling the worlds best selling men's magazine ??? That wouldn't make sense would it ??? WANKERS

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The train spotting monthly is not a bad read . Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you noticed they now have 20 magazines on fucking I Pad apps ???? If tou have an I pad you search the App store , not buy a wanky I pad magazine for £9 fuckin 50

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

have you thought of changing airports ?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

love these W H Smith rants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you noticed they now have 20 magazines on fucking I Pad apps ???? If tou have an I pad you search the App store , not buy a wanky I pad magazine for £9 fuckin 50 "
The Ipad mag is not a bad read . And quite reasonable at £9. 50 . Hope that helps

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Calm down victor....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone die? No. Is anyone likely to die? No. All is good then, chill out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick to The Sun. It has boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone die? No. Is anyone likely to die? No. All is good then, chill out

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CHILL ......FUCKIN OUT ! ARE YOU SERIOUS !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick to The Sun. It has boobs "

So do you , but I didn't see tou on the shelves at W fuckin H Smiths last time I looked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a colouring book.or a props pig sticker pack instead. Much more fun!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oooooh is someone annoyed?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Un ......be .......fuckin , beleeeeeeeevable they are. They have prime sites in places like airports, with captive footfall . I mean once your in there you can't buy a paper any where else , you can't buy fuckin cadburys cream eggs any where else, and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !! So effectively it's a licence to print money isn't it . When it comes to Men's magazines, let's face it guys we don't have much choice really .

I mean there loads of geek mags , trainspotting monthly , body building weekly , yachting for rich bastards , etc etc , and of course your not going to pick up a copy of Razzle are you . But GQ magazine is good , which is why it's the top selling men's magazine in the world stocked by all leading newsagents across the globe !

BUT NOT IN GOD DAMN FUCKIN W FUCKIN H SMITHS IN THE LARGEST MOST BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD .....NOT THERE ! That would be too fuckin obvious wouldn't it ! We have one of the busiest newsagents in the world ! we need to make profit ! Why would we even contemplate selling the worlds best selling men's magazine ??? That wouldn't make sense would it ??? WANKERS

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

I'm beginning to think you don't like WH Smiths.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I'm beginning to think you don't like WH Smiths."

whatever gave you that idea?

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Just a hunch. I'm very good at picking up on these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick to The Sun. It has boobs

So do you , but I didn't see tou on the shelves at W fuckin H Smiths last time I looked ! "

Would you have bought me though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beginning to think you don't like WH Smiths."

It looks more like a desire for attention to me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"love these W H Smith rants!"

So do I, but I prefer your arse

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"I'm beginning to think you don't like WH Smiths.

It looks more like a desire for attention to me. "

You could very well be right there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick to The Sun. It has boobs

So do you , but I didn't see tou on the shelves at W fuckin H Smiths last time I looked !

Would you have bought me though? "

Without a shadow of a doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !!"

Actually you can bro! I bought one for my boss..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !!

Actually you can bro! I bought one for my boss..

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LOL

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Suited would you like a herbal tea and a shoulder rub to calm you down, I am just popping to WH fucking Smiths for a magazine on massage, hope the fuckers have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love w h smiths go in buy what you need staff programed to smile but not to help floor tends to have sweets and crap all over where joe bloggs public spills crap and stuff falling out of the mags and do you ever see the staff with a brush no you dont as the little old dear of 85 comes in each night to clean the shop slave labour she gets 1 hour to sort out 8 hours of crap while the bitches on the till just stand there with crap smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably looking on the wrong shelf. Took me ages the other week to find The Spectator, finally spotted it with the "lads mags", next to GQ. Because of course only men read such weighty tomes! Nothing like a bit of acerbic political comment after a good wank.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Again... ?? you gotta start buying your magazines and papers before you leave home .. you are going to explode at this rate.. Have you written to WHSMITHS and told them your views ??

No ! They may take umbridge to me telling them there shops are wank and they can shove there cream eggs up there useless arses "

you are approaching it all wrong. You need to aske them if they know who you are?

When they say no, pull out your phone and sgow them that you are mr angry bulging cock in avatar pic on fab.

they will instantly understand you displeasure and service all your needs

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Again... ?? you gotta start buying your magazines and papers before you leave home .. you are going to explode at this rate.. Have you written to WHSMITHS and told them your views ??

No ! They may take umbridge to me telling them there shops are wank and they can shove there cream eggs up there useless arses

you are approaching it all wrong. You need to aske them if they know who you are?

When they say no, pull out your phone and sgow them that you are mr angry bulging cock in avatar pic on fab.

they will instantly understand you displeasure and service all your needs

"

Ask

show

predictive text is shite

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Un ......be .......fuckin , beleeeeeeeevable they are. They have prime sites in places like airports, with captive footfall . I mean once your in there you can't buy a paper any where else , you can't buy fuckin cadburys cream eggs any where else, and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !! So effectively it's a licence to print money isn't it . When it comes to Men's magazines, let's face it guys we don't have much choice really .

I mean there loads of geek mags , trainspotting monthly , body building weekly , yachting for rich bastards , etc etc , and of course your not going to pick up a copy of Razzle are you . But GQ magazine is good , which is why it's the top selling men's magazine in the world stocked by all leading newsagents across the globe !

BUT NOT IN GOD DAMN FUCKIN W FUCKIN H SMITHS IN THE LARGEST MOST BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD .....NOT THERE ! That would be too fuckin obvious wouldn't it ! We have one of the busiest newsagents in the world ! we need to make profit ! Why would we even contemplate selling the worlds best selling men's magazine ??? That wouldn't make sense would it ??? WANKERS

"

emergency services are on stand by with the defibrillator full charged .

jezzzz if ever there was a heart attack waiting to happen .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like WH Smiths at New St station in Birmingham. I rather whilst in transit to walk the 5/10 minutes outside to get more of a selection. Before long, they'll be asking for my train ticket to swipe just like air tickets.

Why don't you boycott them and buy your paper and food before going to the airport?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Un ......be .......fuckin , beleeeeeeeevable they are. They have prime sites in places like airports, with captive footfall . I mean once your in there you can't buy a paper any where else , you can't buy fuckin cadburys cream eggs any where else, and you certainly can't get a dick wad mug with worlds best cock jockey on , anywhere else can you !! So effectively it's a licence to print money isn't it . When it comes to Men's magazines, let's face it guys we don't have much choice really .

I mean there loads of geek mags , trainspotting monthly , body building weekly , yachting for rich bastards , etc etc , and of course your not going to pick up a copy of Razzle are you . But GQ magazine is good , which is why it's the top selling men's magazine in the world stocked by all leading newsagents across the globe !

BUT NOT IN GOD DAMN FUCKIN W FUCKIN H SMITHS IN THE LARGEST MOST BUSIEST AIRPORT IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD .....NOT THERE ! That would be too fuckin obvious wouldn't it ! We have one of the busiest newsagents in the world ! we need to make profit ! Why would we even contemplate selling the worlds best selling men's magazine ??? That wouldn't make sense would it ??? WANKERS

emergency services are on stand by with the defibrillator full charged .

jezzzz if ever there was a heart attack waiting to happen ."

It's JEEZZZZZZ FOR FUCK SAKE , NOT JEZ!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have your phone. Subscribe to the digital version. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So anyway, How are we all today.

Happy and smiling i hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is loud for my fragile, hungover mind.... I'm just gonna turn around and tip toe out again!

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