FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons you've failed a test/exam

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I took my first driving test. I'd only just left the examination centre. A Jack Russell ran across the road in front of me! I promptly swerved to avoid it, colliding with the wing mirror of a parked car! Hence failed due to "failure to manoeuvre past parked vehicles safely"! Could only happen to me - damn dog !

Anyone else got any similar stories!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed my 1st driving test within 5 minutes, rolling through a stop line. Saw the examiner mark the sheet so I parked the car up and walked off telling him 'no point me carrying on and wasting our time'

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"When I took my first driving test. I'd only just left the examination centre. A Jack Russell ran across the road in front of me! I promptly swerved to avoid it, colliding with the wing mirror of a parked car! Hence failed due to "failure to manoeuvre past parked vehicles safely"! Could only happen to me - damn dog !

Anyone else got any similar stories!

Remind me never to get in a car with you

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Why swerve to avoid a Jack Russell? It's hardly going to dent your car if you hit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fail tests and exams because im stupid innit

Numbnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why swerve to avoid a Jack Russell? It's hardly going to dent your car if you hit it

I know .... But I love Ickle animals & I was only 18! Now I'd just mow it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fail tests when I party the night before... Go figure...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Why swerve to avoid a Jack Russell? It's hardly going to dent your car if you hit it

I know .... But I love Ickle animals & I was only 18! Now I'd just mow it down!

Heheh lesson learnt lol

Seriously before anyone has a sense-of-humour bypass... I'd rather go straight on into a small-ish animal than swerve for an Ickle Animal and end up mounting the pavement and taking out some poor sod of a pedestrian

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

Can't remember why I failed my first test, but failed my second for a couple of reasons, including not taking enough notice of other vehicles

However, I complained, as the examiner spent some of the time messing with things on the dashboard, so got a re-test.

Next examiner obviously new I'd complained, and took me to what he thought was a nasty set of roads on an estate, loads of tight bends, loads of parked cars etc.

He wasn't to know my god-parents lived there, so I knew every bend and junction !!!!

Spent an extra half an hour I reckon trying to find fault and couldn't ...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Similar thing happened to me on my test, except it was an imaginary goat. We've been together ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Similar thing happened to me on my test, except it was an imaginary goat. We've been together ever since. "

When you get hitched will you be known as Mr n Mrs Ram itin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why swerve to avoid a Jack Russell? It's hardly going to dent your car if you hit it

I know .... But I love Ickle animals & I was only 18! Now I'd just mow it down!

Heheh lesson learnt lol

I've learnt my lesson , but I draw the line at deer & goats !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C failed his because he didn't run a child over that decided to run into a road!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Why swerve to avoid a Jack Russell? It's hardly going to dent your car if you hit it

I know .... But I love Ickle animals & I was only 18! Now I'd just mow it down!

Heheh lesson learnt lol

I've learnt my lesson , but I draw the line at deer & goats !

Yes they can make a nasty mess of your paintwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never failed a test. Passed my driving test first time with 2 minors. That pissed me off

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I tried to fail one deliberately once but some how managed to scrape a pass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to fail one deliberately once but some how managed to scrape a pass lol"

you fancy the tutor and want a resit?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"I tried to fail one deliberately once but some how managed to scrape a pass lol

you fancy the tutor and want a resit?"

Good god no he smelt bad and spat when he spoke lol

I hated spanish and tried to fail my mock to avoid being entered for gcse exam

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