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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are there too many types of biscuits?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A"

Which ones would you banish from the shelves?

Are all cake types acceptable?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Far too many, I can never choose so I stick to the old faithful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many biscuits, so little time to try them all.

If in doubt, hobnobs

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Never!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gets a shovel out and starts to dig a luxury fox hole for interested parties to shelter in.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

creamy ones are my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ... Just not enough days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"creamy ones are my fave"

But are there too many types of creamy biscuit?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a bit of suspect biscuit talk yesterday based on custard creams and ryvitas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there too many types of biscuits?

"

I wish those rich tea ones would f*** o**.

Most tasteless biscuits ever.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?"

Erm... they sit in the biscuit aisle and have cake all over them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never!!!!"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"creamy ones are my fave

But are there too many types of creamy biscuit?

"

no id have the lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?

Erm... they sit in the biscuit aisle and have cake all over them.

"

yeahh, but they feel like biscuits on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there too many types of biscuits?

"

No. Though I think we are now into a hybrid / cross breeding programme.

Anyone for a Bourbon Fruit Shortcake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is up for making me some gypsy creams ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are there too many types of biscuits?

No. Though I think we are now into a hybrid / cross breeding programme.

Anyone for a Bourbon Fruit Shortcake?"

Shhh, there will be a purist out there that will call it monster food and claims it's all the fault of the EU.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who is up for making me some gypsy creams ?"

Is their music anything like the Gypsy Kings?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Hob Nobs...

Mmmmmmmm

But I'm not having any biscuits at the moment... or cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is up for making me some gypsy creams ?

Is their music anything like the Gypsy Kings?

"

Dont talk bambaleo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm biscuits

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone got any timber for me to reinforce this fox hole with?

I can see this going nuclear. Garibaldis have already been dissed, so nothing is sacred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got any timber for me to reinforce this fox hole with?

I can see this going nuclear. Garibaldis have already been dissed, so nothing is sacred. "

Does the fox hole come with Fox's Bisquits?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Has anyone got any timber for me to reinforce this fox hole with?

I can see this going nuclear. Garibaldis have already been dissed, so nothing is sacred. "

I've got the inside bit of the loo rolls waiting to go to recycling or for growing vegetables. Will they do?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Gets a shovel out and starts to dig a luxury fox hole for interested parties to shelter in. "

I'm not sure Fox would like to be stuck in a hole??

Oooer Mrs!!

A

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can i bring my foxes assortment into the fox hole

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Gets a shovel out and starts to dig a luxury fox hole for interested parties to shelter in.

I'm not sure Fox would like to be stuck in a hole??

Oooer Mrs!!

A"

I'm sure you like to get stuck in a Fox hole.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Let's have a party in this luxury detached fox hole and eat biscuits to our hearts content whilst these scurvy lot cast reprehensible aspersion on things like Arrowroot

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's have a party in this luxury detached fox hole and eat biscuits to our hearts content whilst these scurvy lot cast reprehensible aspersion on things like Arrowroot "

Maybe we need the equivalent of the Millennium Seedbank for biscuits if people are going to eschew Arrowroot and Garibaldi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just thought of the Oreo Custard - half and Oreo welded to half a custard cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake."

Coconut cake, it's the devils work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, I can't abide Hobnobs. They are like compacted Hamster food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.

Coconut cake, it's the devils work"

I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A"

JAAAFFFFAAAA CAKES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.

Coconut cake, it's the devils work

I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely ! "

Ewwww filthy.

You're the devils imp!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.

Coconut cake, it's the devils work

I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely ! "

What about the snowball biscuits? I bought some of those the other day for the kids but I did have a couple as they were irresistible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A

JAAAFFFFAAAA CAKES "

Ooh, you said it. The great debate, cake or biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A

JAAAFFFFAAAA CAKES

Ooh, you said it. The great debate, cake or biscuit?"

Can't we have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk chocolate hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to a jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm partial to a jammy dodger "

And iced party rings

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes.

But there's never too much cake.

A

JAAAFFFFAAAA CAKES

Ooh, you said it. The great debate, cake or biscuit?"

For VAT purposes the courts in the UK have ruled it is a cake. It was created as a cake-style biscuit but as a biscuit it attracts VAT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares what they are they're Yummy

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who cares what they are they're Yummy "

Do you eat them whole or do the full moon, half moon thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full moon.

Half moon.

Total eclipse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what they are they're Yummy

Do you eat them whole or do the full moon, half moon thing?

"

Straight in my gob whole

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who cares what they are they're Yummy

Do you eat them whole or do the full moon, half moon thing?

Straight in my gob whole "

Straight to total eclipse... me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm partial to a jammy dodger

And iced party rings "

ooooooooooooo and those iced gems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares what they are they're Yummy

Do you eat them whole or do the full moon, half moon thing?

Straight in my gob whole "

only the one??? u do surprise me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure one of Stephen Fry's research once settled the Jaffa cake debate...

They're cakes because the harden when they go stale whilst real propa biscuits soften....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure one of Stephen Fry's research once settled the Jaffa cake debate...

They're cakes because the harden when they go stale whilst real propa biscuits soften...."

Rusty would be unaware of this ... they don't last long enough with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them "

is that the ones with cream in or just the boring ones with that stuff that is supposed to pass as jam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.

Rich tea can just do one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there too many types of biscuits?

"

Never too many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them

is that the ones with cream in or just the boring ones with that stuff that is supposed to pass as jam? "
The jam ones . The biscuit goes soft but that so called jam goes solid and glues to yer teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them

is that the ones with cream in or just the boring ones with that stuff that is supposed to pass as jam? The jam ones . The biscuit goes soft but that so called jam goes solid and glues to yer teeth "

dont like them ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.

Rich tea can just do one. "

could we have the milk ones please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.

Rich tea can just do one.

could we have the milk ones please "

Both. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.

Rich tea can just do one.

could we have the milk ones please

Both. Xx"

and those things I bought and left at yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a reason there are too many biscuits. It's so there's less chance of my favourite biscuits selling out, so I don't have to resort to murder. Democracy at its best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick to your three main food groups candy kane, candy corn and mayple syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a bit of suspect biscuit talk yesterday based on custard creams and ryvitas. "

ryvitas.... yeah, I'd rather eat the box, it'd taste better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick to your three main food groups candy kane, candy corn and mayple syrup."

I mixed buttery toasted bagels with maple syrup lately and goddamn... I no longer need a life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.

Rich tea can just do one.

could we have the milk ones please

Both. Xx

and those things I bought and left at yours "

what were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?"

biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....

they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them "

how can't you dunk them? they dunk real well, hold together and everything =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?

biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....

they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =)"

But if you leave a stale jaffa cake out for the day, it then captures moisture and goes soft again lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Grrrr, how dare you lot start a biscuit thread while my back's turned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits

they dont claim to be cakes do they?

biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....

they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =)

But if you leave a stale jaffa cake out for the day, it then captures moisture and goes soft again lol"

then that leaves us in a self feeding never ending quantum biscuit/cake loop!

where's there a physisist with a keen baking habbit when you need one to get to the bottom of this! i won't sleep now man....ta =)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What about the KitKat?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Are there too many types of biscuits?

"

No I love biscuits (and cake...)

Favourites have to be plain chocolate digestives.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

You can keep ya biscuits and your cakes.

Ill stick with my gypsy tart.

You've not lived till youce tried one.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You can keep ya biscuits and your cakes.

Ill stick with my gypsy tart.

You've not lived till youce tried one.

"

What's a gypsy tart?

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Its just THE BESTEST thing ever.

I'm not sure if its a kentish thing or a southern. But its loverly..honestly.

Iirc its a condensed milk and brown sugar ..heated then poured on a pastry base and cooled. Tastes so much better than it sounds.

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gypsy tart!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are the munchkins and we're mad on 'JAFFA CAKES'..!!!! mmm lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This small straw poll seems to indicate there are too many biscuit types and we can just focus on Jaffa Cakes.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"This small straw poll seems to indicate there are too many biscuit types and we can just focus on Jaffa Cakes."

And the gypsy tarts

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