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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worst thing about been single having no one to cuddle when you are dealing with bad news.

The best thing is you can fart in bed till your hart is content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst thing about been single having no one to cuddle when you are dealing with bad news.

The best thing is you can fart in bed till your hart is content

Most men do that anyway !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in my sleep regardless if I'm alone or with someone in a bed.

They tend to be loud but don't smell.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

get a cat or dog and blame it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing is you can fart in bed till your hart is content

Do you pull your covers over your head when you do it though?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in my sleep regardless if I'm alone or with someone in a bed.

They tend to be loud but don't smell."

Do you wake yourself up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I fart to my hearts content anywhere we have farting competitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in my sleep regardless if I'm alone or with someone in a bed.

They tend to be loud but don't smell.

Do you wake yourself up "

Haha! Yes! :D It's been known

Makes me jump out of my skin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fart to my hearts content anywhere we have farting competitions

Do you win many of them?

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Never trust a fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust an animal surprised by their own farts.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I fart to my hearts content anywhere we have farting competitions

Do you win many of them?"
mostly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I fart to my hearts content anywhere we have farting competitions

Bet they have plenty of substance too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady who was raised by a single dad. i learned very early on the art of expelling noises from both ends.... and now I'm teaching my son

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fart to my hearts content anywhere we have farting competitions

Do you win many of them?mostly

good I have to see if you can bet me sometime then

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Worst thing about been single having no one to cuddle when you are dealing with bad news.

The best thing is you can fart in bed till your hart is content

You can cuddle friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worst thing about been single having no one to cuddle when you are dealing with bad news.

The best thing is you can fart in bed till your hart is content

You can cuddle friends"

Well I love one but they hard to find. Was that an offer then?

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