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By *icknDee OP   Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Anyone had any disasters happen while swinging? We're not talking about nightmare meets, but things that have happened while swinging.

We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet.

Another time, we came out of a couples house at 9am on a Sunday morning, only to find we had a puncture - 150 miles from home. Even worse, we'd only had the car a week and never noticed the spare was flat too.

Finally, we once invited a couple round to our house and were all having fun when some d*unk coming out from the pub decided to put the living room window through. That kind of put an end to things...

Anyone else have any stories to tell?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Not really a disaster as such but a few months ago we were invited to a party - Steve read the message wrong and we turned up a day early! Wouldn't mind but it was well over an hours drive to get there, and yes, we did go back the night after! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Ermmm that was a mistake love lol

Disater for me was the time when playing with another couple and as the lady and i rearanged possitions she accidently hit me right in the nuts with her elbow. hell that was painful and for sure it stopped play big time.

Next person to have my balls in view was a doctor as i could not walk

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet.

"

Not a swinging disaster, but your story about the car park brought back a memory.

I nearly ripped the roof rack and ladders off my Escort van after trying to get into the Eldon Square multi story in Newcastle. I didn't realise that the entrance was so low, and just stopped in time which was fine, until I tried to reverse out but had a line of cars behind me who also had to reverse into the main road

There were some unhappy people in Newcastle that day

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

steve... just tell her is was a "reccy" for the next day.... nothing like a rehursal run....

diasters while swinging.... had me head split open by a stray kinky boot once...bloody everywhere, stitches in head!!

learnt me lesson.... now i only go swinging with crash helmet ,shoulder and elbow pads.....

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By *icknDee OP   Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool


"Not a swinging disaster, but your story about the car park brought back a memory.

I nearly ripped the roof rack and ladders off my Escort van after trying to get into the Eldon Square multi story in Newcastle."

Our little episode was in Waterloo St car park. It goes down a dip, then back up into the multistorey. We went down the dip, then just as we came back up, there was a nasty crunch. I just thought I'd cracked the bumper but still reversed all the way out of the car park.

I did a quick recce down waterloo st itself looking for a parking space on the road. Then, at the end of the road a swift U-turn saw the car turn round but the bumper carry straight on down the road

We still got to the meet though - left the car on double yellows and sorted the parking ticket out later.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

that waterloo st one has clamed many a bumper i`ve had to recover quite a few cars from there.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do friction burns count???

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do friction burns count??? "

No, they come under "occupational hazard" rather than "disaster".

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do friction burns count???

No, they come under "occupational hazard" rather than "disaster"."
LOL, ok thanks, il re file immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhh

the one disaster i recall is that we were in the middle of play with a lovely cpl and the front door was nearly knocked off its hinges

apparently we had a chimney fire and as we lived in a cottage 2 fire engines and both sets of neighbours turned up

you should have seen the looks we got

and your right - we stopped play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had any disasters happen while swinging? We're not talking about nightmare meets, but things that have happened while swinging.

We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet.

Another time, we came out of a couples house at 9am on a Sunday morning, only to find we had a puncture - 150 miles from home. Even worse, we'd only had the car a week and never noticed the spare was flat too.

Finally, we once invited a couple round to our house and were all having fun when some d*unk coming out from the pub decided to put the living room window through. That kind of put an end to things...

Anyone else have any stories to tell?"

We do but and one is hilarious but as it is such a small world in the scene, we would not want to be indiscreet and if you have to disguise the key players it would not be so funny.

Suffice to say that the newly fitted curtains fell down...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

well this 1 was told to us by a couple that it happened to.

The tale is they was really in the thick of it with the male giving the fem of the other couple (who lived down the street) oral when the couple who told us this daughter walked in and caught them all at it big time.

Daughter turned and walked out and into grannies next door and told her what was going on.

Hell what a situation lol

lock the door folks Steve

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Our first night together and during her orgasm Mrs R managed to headbutt Mr R and break his nose, blood everywhere but she was oblivious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first night together and during her orgasm Mrs R managed to headbutt Mr R and break his nose, blood everywhere but she was oblivious...."

sorry to say but this is soooo funny

I apologise for laughing xx

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By *icknDee OP   Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool


"lock the door folks Steve "

oooh, that happened to us. Think we'd blocked that out of our memories.

We hadn't been swinging long, but had invited some friends round for a night of fun. Somehow, Dee and the other lady had goaded me into putting a french maids outfit while the other guy was sporting a sexy nurse uniform. There we were prancing round the living room when Dees' eldest son walks in (He's in his 20s).

Now if it was me who'd walked in, I think I'd have walked right back out. Not him though, he plonks his arse right on the sofa and asks his mum to put the kettle on, lol. None of us could keep a straight face while we sat there with our coffee waiting for him to leave.

Funny, he never mentions that night.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"lock the door folks Steve

oooh, that happened to us. Think we'd blocked that out of our memories.

We hadn't been swinging long, but had invited some friends round for a night of fun. Somehow, Dee and the other lady had goaded me into putting a french maids outfit while the other guy was sporting a sexy nurse uniform. There we were prancing round the living room when Dees' eldest son walks in (He's in his 20s).

Now if it was me who'd walked in, I think I'd have walked right back out. Not him though, he plonks his arse right on the sofa and asks his mum to put the kettle on, lol. None of us could keep a straight face while we sat there with our coffee waiting for him to leave.

Funny, he never mentions that night."

lol - what an experience! that is so funny! Z

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

ooooh i have had a few disasters at meets, some needed cleaning some didnt

lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I feel sorry for the guys who have repeat disasters and fail to stand to attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

without being too graphic, I can only suggest never to deep throat when you havent been feeling well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"without being too graphic, I can only suggest never to deep throat when you havent been feeling well "

sick but worded in very funny way lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Not so much a disaster but as Steve mentioned earlier - lock ya doors.

My very first meet with a couple, at the house i shared with housemate,

They were going to just pick me up, but as housemate was out we decided to have a drink at mine,

Things got more friendly,

I had her naked after playing with her on the settee, i had my top of, and at the point my housemate walked in, he was ejaculating over my tits, and my god he was a heavy cummer"!!!!

LOL

We all laughed about it and i am sure if they stilll come on the site they wouldnt mind me telling this,

They got dressed while i went to bathroom to clean my boobies so i could put my top back on, let themleave.

They went to maccy d's and were texting me to ask if i was ok, lol

They were in stitches, and as i was trying tomake up stories to my house mate, i ended up laughing too.

She wasnt impressed to say the least!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to know what stories you tried to make up for that one, no way out of it surely? Funny though...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Would love to know what stories you tried to make up for that one, no way out of it surely? Funny though..."

hahahaha

I stuttered alot, tried to say that they were friends of a friend,

that didnt explain why i was doing what i was doing with them,

So no - i had to fess up in the end!!

LOL

Still giggle about it now, hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually that's kinda reminded me of something, not really a disaster....

Was having some fun with a girl in my car, thought we'd found a quiet spot, was a really small road with no traffic on it at all, late at night too. We weren't actually on the road, there was this square courtyard type area, tall buildings on three sides of it. We'd been having some fun and were quite into things when suddenly we noticed these bright lights. It was a cab, and he'd driven all the way in and was about a foot from my car and shining his lights right into my car. Frankly I was shitting myself that it was the police, so we hid behind the back seats until it went away.

Funny thing was, having not had anyone pass on the road all evening, we then had various cabs come by for the rest of the night. Guess we must have been all the talk on the radios, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt count it as a major disaster unless your very "upper class oh yesssum"...lol

but i went to a party once and was going down on my lady friend, there was another couple in the room playing and i think the guy was sat in a chair, with his lady stood up bent over blowing him, as im licking away enjoying myself and hoping my lady friend is too, we here the biggest allmighty fart come from the girl across the room which kinda made everyone freeze instantly for a second wondering what to do now... and then everyone in a dominos fashion bursts out laughing which is really interesting when you have you tongue in a naughty place, very unexpected but im sorry bloody funny at the time...

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We've broken two different caravan beds while playing with others, the first time there were 4 on the bed and the second time 6. They're obviously only designed to support 2 people fucking!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"We've broken two different caravan beds while playing with others, the first time there were 4 on the bed and the second time 6. They're obviously only designed to support 2 people fucking!"

Think you need a BED ALERT on your profile!!!

LOL

THats some good going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst in london for a mmff meet , that was a disaster in itself ,,, me and my lady friend were woken at 6 am to be told my car had been broken into ,,, cost me 200 for the new window and lost over a grands worth of tools ,,, oh and to add insult to injury i also had a flat tyre,, one consolation was the room cost us nowt due to there good nights sleep policy ,, , good note ,,, almost 12 months later got a letter from met police to say a guy had been jailed in connection with mone and other thefts ( no mention if they were swingers though )

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Anyone had any disasters happen while swinging? We're not talking about nightmare meets, but things that have happened while swinging.

We once ripped the bumper off the car trying to get into a multi-storey car park in Newcastle city centre on the way to a meet.

Another time, we came out of a couples house at 9am on a Sunday morning, only to find we had a puncture - 150 miles from home. Even worse, we'd only had the car a week and never noticed the spare was flat too.

Finally, we once invited a couple round to our house and were all having fun when some d*unk coming out from the pub decided to put the living room window through. That kind of put an end to things..."

Phew ... we thought you were talking about Friday night ;p; xx

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By *icknDee OP   Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Of Course not, you're both lovely.

It's not your fault we've got no sense of direction and end up at the wrong Premier Inn, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there was the domestic in our kitchen.

There was the girl who ran naked into the street.

There was the fire - when throwing basque over shoulder, check where the candles are!

We have moved.

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