FabSwingers.com forum: best comebacks.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its nice when the person seeking to put someone down isthe recipient of a better reply. My fave is

' you've put some weight on,fat arse'

' yeah,cos everytime i fuck your missus she gives me a biscuit' !!!!!!

Courtesy of shane warne.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:

"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"

The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:

"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".

Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ian Botham striding to the wicket

David Boon chimes up " hey beefy hows your wife and my kid " ?

Botham replies " wifes fine kids a retard like his dad "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:

"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"

The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:

"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".

Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!

HAHA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Carr had two of the best comebacks....

After a show a bloke said to him " Do you like hospital food ? "

Jimmy replied " Yes im with Bupa its fantastic knock yourself out "

And my fav after telling a joke about larger ladies, a very large woman in the audience shouted " Oi thats fattist that is !! "

To which he replied " No love i think you will find your fattist "

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple
over a year ago

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Pmsl... this made me chuckle!!!! x

"I was watching an average comedian once. A bloke in the the audience got up to go the toilet. The comedian spotted his chance and shouted something like:

"Oi, you....where the hell do you think you're going?"

The bloke just turned round and, with a bemused look on his face, said:

"Me?.....I'm just going for a piss before the comedian comes on".

Got the biggest laugh of the night and you could see the defeated look in the comedian's eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best comeback

Lazarus

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