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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So according to newspapers today, Max Clifford wanted to refute claims he had a freakishly small penis by having a doctor measure it. He came in at 5 1/4 inches when flaccid. This was deemed as average!! Flaccid!!!

I think I was short changed if that's average flaccid...or is it just me?

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By *occosboysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

He's got the look of a man with a small todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is part of his defence in his trial it is a valid thing to do. If was something done years ago out of ego it might provide an insight into the man.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .its just you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


". .its just you "

Haha cheers mate!

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

What size is it when its cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof that Max Clifford is indeed a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting admission that he used to go to sex parties, does he have a profile on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So according to newspapers today, Max Clifford wanted to refute claims he had a freakishly small penis by having a doctor measure it. He came in at 5 1/4 inches when flaccid. This was deemed as average!! Flaccid!!!

I think I was short changed if that's average flaccid...or is it just me?"

depends if you are a grow-er or a show-er

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So according to newspapers today, Max Clifford wanted to refute claims he had a freakishly small penis by having a doctor measure it. He came in at 5 1/4 inches when flaccid. This was deemed as average!! Flaccid!!!

I think I was short changed if that's average flaccid...or is it just me?

depends if you are a grow-er or a show-er"

Well if we are talking about flaccid cocks, I always thought I was average at around 4 inches soft. But that doc said Clifford was average at 5 1/4 inches!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So according to newspapers today, Max Clifford wanted to refute claims he had a freakishly small penis by having a doctor measure it. He came in at 5 1/4 inches when flaccid. This was deemed as average!! Flaccid!!!

I think I was short changed if that's average flaccid...or is it just me?

depends if you are a grow-er or a show-er

Well if we are talking about flaccid cocks, I always thought I was average at around 4 inches soft. But that doc said Clifford was average at 5 1/4 inches!!"

ive never measured my cock. It works, no complaints. There are bigger and there are smaller ones!

I used to wish I had a whopper so that after sport I could swing it around!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So according to newspapers today, Max Clifford wanted to refute claims he had a freakishly small penis by having a doctor measure it. He came in at 5 1/4 inches when flaccid. This was deemed as average!! Flaccid!!!

I think I was short changed if that's average flaccid...or is it just me?

depends if you are a grow-er or a show-er

Well if we are talking about flaccid cocks, I always thought I was average at around 4 inches soft. But that doc said Clifford was average at 5 1/4 inches!!

ive never measured my cock. It works, no complaints. There are bigger and there are smaller ones!

I used to wish I had a whopper so that after sport I could swing it around!"

Yeah likewise mate! Unfortunately not the case. I'm very happy with my erect size, but an extra inch like Mr Clifford would be nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no.

you don't hear anyone saying they want a cock like max Clifford!

If you are on a wishlist raise your standards!

john holmes or someone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No no no.

you don't hear anyone saying they want a cock like max Clifford!

If you are on a wishlist raise your standards!

john holmes or someone! "

Lol. I'm not greedy. Just the one inch extra is fine

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Some don't get significantly bigger when hard. He may well be entirely average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some don't get significantly bigger when hard. He may well be entirely average."

My point was that the doc called his flaccid size "average"...I didn't think that was average!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So just me then?!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grower not a shower lol besides, like I should give a fuck about the size of his maggot. The issue is that he's a sociopathic parasite who acts like a lawyer to protect the hideous secrets of dodgy celebs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a grower not a shower lol besides, like I should give a fuck about the size of his maggot. The issue is that he's a sociopathic parasite who acts like a lawyer to protect the hideous secrets of dodgy celebs!"

Agreed bud. But whatever about him, I thought 5inches flaccid was above average!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a grower not a shower lol besides, like I should give a fuck about the size of his maggot. The issue is that he's a sociopathic parasite who acts like a lawyer to protect the hideous secrets of dodgy celebs!

Agreed bud. But whatever about him, I thought 5inches flaccid was above average!"

It is above average for flaccid. Average hard is 5-6" but there are people who don't grow any longer when they get hard. He's a publicist, he counted on his own tactics to have people believe he's hung. Personally, I'd prefer a good long piece of rope, a good solid tree branch and a piano stool lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

There is no flaccid size tho.mine varies.sometimes small wen flaccid sometimes erect size but flaccid.he cud hav had a semi from being handled by doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no flaccid size tho.mine varies.sometimes small wen flaccid sometimes erect size but flaccid.he cud hav had a semi from being handled by doc"

hahahaha right, there's also cold day flaccid, warm day flaccid, running for a train flaccid (always manages to jiggle its way out me boxies) and sitting at at computer all day flaccid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is no flaccid size tho.mine varies.sometimes small wen flaccid sometimes erect size but flaccid.he cud hav had a semi from being handled by doc

hahahaha right, there's also cold day flaccid, warm day flaccid, running for a train flaccid (always manages to jiggle its way out me boxies) and sitting at at computer all day flaccid. "

Lol!

But seriously-on average, 5 inches for flaccid size is pretty big!

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