Best/Worst chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the best/worst you have seen/heard/tried? Best one I seen I think was:

Male: there are 20 letters in the alphabet...

Female: no there isn't, there is 26

Male: oh, I forgot 'U R A Q T'

Female: That's only 25...

Male: Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi! my name's Ben and this is the hand I jerk off with"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that mentions the size of your cock!!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that mentions the size of your cock!!!x"

Ah yes..of course, sorry:

"Hi! My name's Ben and this is the hand I jerk my 12 inch dick with"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up and get in the back of the van

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