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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does the smell follow you? or does it stay where you let off the 'love puff'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Depends on whether you do a controlled release.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"[Removed by poster at 27/03/14 10:17:58]"

Squeeze it out Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol .... What .....

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Depends if its a face hugger or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the smell follow you? or does it stay where you let off the 'love puff'? "

I had the worst wind possible in the ozzy and i actually couldnt sleep because of it....try letting that out silently in a busy place....so i coughed alot.....luckily it didnt smell but then mine smell of lovely flowers all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol .... What ....."

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

But can you fart dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol .... What .....

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol... "

Pmsl

When I had my babies in the hospital the ladies who had all had sections just farted constantly

All of them

I was glad to be moved to private room

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Lol .... What .....

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol...

Pmsl

When I had my babies in the hospital the ladies who had all had sections just farted constantly

All of them

I was glad to be moved to private room

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were the farting from their new hole ? that would be so cool. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol .... What .....

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol...

Pmsl

When I had my babies in the hospital the ladies who had all had sections just farted constantly

All of them

I was glad to be moved to private room

were the farting from their new hole ? that would be so cool. x x X "

Ha ha ha how coooool would that be !!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Lol .... What .....

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol...

Pmsl

When I had my babies in the hospital the ladies who had all had sections just farted constantly

All of them

I was glad to be moved to private room

were the farting from their new hole ? that would be so cool. x x X

Ha ha ha how coooool would that be !!!!"
a C section fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol .... What .....

Some of the stuff i think about is pretty scary lol...

Pmsl

When I had my babies in the hospital the ladies who had all had sections just farted constantly

All of them

I was glad to be moved to private room

were the farting from their new hole ? that would be so cool. x x X

Ha ha ha how coooool would that be !!!! a C section fart "

A new farty trick !!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

does thatmean new borns have a small window of opportunity to do a belly button burp x x X

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Depends on what I have eaten really, sometimes I do awful klingons.

I love farting near dogs and walking away leaving them lick the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does thatmean new borns have a small window of opportunity to do a belly button burp x x X"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i had a c section n dont recall being windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had a c section n dont recall being windy "

Had to speak to midwife about it lol she said the gasses got disturbed from the op

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

At school, during woodwork, I always used to go and fart next to the same lad and then fuck off, leaving him with it. I derived much more entertainment value of that than he did. He has yet to send me a friend request on facebook. The two things may be connected.

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Flatulence ?

Stop being a snob and use the proper term..

..FART !!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

chase&status have got a song out all about farting..look it up. , ,

IM NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO

IM NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

THERES NO ONE AROUND

FADING AWAY HEY HEY HEY HEY

HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND

THE PAIN OF GETTIN OLDER.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

, .are there any rare breed men on here like me that dont break rhythm and can hold my laugh in (sometimes)when a fancy fanny fart enters the arena of love x x X

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


", .are there any rare breed men on here like me that dont break rhythm and can hold my laugh in (sometimes)when a fancy fanny fart enters the arena of love x x X"

High fiver her for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flatulence ?

Stop being a snob and use the proper term..

..FART !! "

botty burps in my house.. or love puffs if aimed at a significant other.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


", .are there any rare breed men on here like me that dont break rhythm and can hold my laugh in (sometimes)when a fancy fanny fart enters the arena of love x x X"

No I always laugh.

Then mock waft the scent of beef stew towards my nostrils.

Makes an embarrassment she feels disappear and transform into revulsion towards me lol.

They usually let me finish though..

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Depends on whether you do a controlled release. "

No you need to expel quickly, wait five seconds and then walk away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when my mom.had her hysterectomy they wouldn't let her home till she'd farted, I honestly couldn't stop laughing.

My Nan is a fan of the cough and fart, and mydaughter is a fan of sitting on my knee and announcing "I just trumped on you mommy!"

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