FabSwingers.com forum: innapropriate chat up lines.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

used any?

heard any?

jsut thought of a couple, but think they may be too bad and dont wanna be on the naughty step lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst I have hear was "wow you don't look old enough to be a mum how old are your kids" It just cam across as creepy when this guy said it to my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say them !

i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say them !

i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol"

im speechless, best keep that under wraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say them !

i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get in the van

I've got a knife

"Get your coat, you've pulled"

"What makes you so confident?"

"I'm stronger than you"

and possibly the worst i've ever heard used by a lad to a girl (they're still together 7 years on I should add)

"Now let's not turn this rape into a murder"

can't believe she didn't glass him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say them !

i dont know how people would take a chat up line using jack the ripper as muse lol

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get in the van

I've got a knife

"Get your coat, you've pulled"

"What makes you so confident?"

"I'm stronger than you"

and possibly the worst i've ever heard used by a lad to a girl (they're still together 7 years on I should add)

"Now let's not turn this rape into a murder"

can't believe she didn't glass him lol

Yep those are definitely inappropriate.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I was younger I used...

'Hi, your hair is like straw. Nice straw.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my handkerchief smell of Choloroform to you ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends sons said do you want a std

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

My fave. pucker up time for Anel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my handkerchief smell of Choloroform to you ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old bristolian one which makes me chuckle.....

" Fancy going halves on a bastard ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" does this taste like rohypnol to you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a pull a pig bet with me mates..wanna go 50/50 on me winnings

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. any old iron any old iron anyanyany old iron. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to love:

hey are you retarded cos you're kind of special

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if you can find the time

to give your life to me

just drop me a line

and tellme where you'll be

just be sincere

cause i dont have the time

and i dont have patience

what do you take me for

why am i still waiting

cause while you decide

im fucking suffocating

cause if you cant find the time

my bleeding heart

Wont make it

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 33 yr old wanting to do a mother and son role play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you can find the time

to give your life to me

just drop me a line

and tellme where you'll be

just be sincere

cause i dont have the time

and i dont have patience

what do you take me for

why am i still waiting

cause while you decide

im fucking suffocating

cause if you cant find the time

my bleeding heart

Wont make it

x x X"

No. You want the 'chase and status' lyrics thread. First left down the hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me !! Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a tree and i were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.

....surprisingly. that used to work lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Excuse me !! Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

"
pmfsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you two sisters ?

Yes we are

Where's Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you understand why I'm single

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Now you understand why I'm single

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yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you understand why I'm single

yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

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Too late . You are my chosen one

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

get your coat im going ugly early

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Now you understand why I'm single

yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

Too late . You are my chosen one

"
its OK, I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you understand why I'm single

yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

Too late . You are my chosen one

its OK, I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

"
Excuse me !! You are no spring chicken . At your age you have to be thankful for all you get

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A friend of mine who came out of a long relationship came out on the pull with me years ago. He actually told a real girl that she had a nice moustache. She gave him a filthy look. He then turned to me and commented on what an ignorant so and so she was. I could only tell him that he can count himself ahead of the game as she didn't thump him....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Now you understand why I'm single

yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

Too late . You are my chosen one

its OK, I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

Excuse me !! You are no spring chicken . At your age you have to be thankful for all you get

"
may not be young but at least I'm not in my dotage and I am a decade younger than you grandad, but as I said I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

you don't sweat much for a fat lass! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you understand why I'm single

yes I can lol. Please don't choose me for your valentine next year

Too late . You are my chosen one

its OK, I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

Excuse me !! You are no spring chicken . At your age you have to be thankful for all you get

may not be young but at least I'm not in my dotage and I am a decade younger than you grandad, but as I said I'm used to doing my bit for ageuk

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A decade???? You are 3 years younger . Cheeky minx

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I said this in the last one we had so apologies if people think its old.

Usually girls are in at least a pair when your out.

Walk up to the 'not so nice one' and say:

'Fancy a dance?'

When she replies excitedly with 'Yes'.

Say 'Good, fuck off so I can chat your mate up'.

When your chatting her mate up remember its vital to find out if she stands up to fart in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 33 yr old wanting to do a mother and son role play

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whos your daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.

And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry, a jokes a joke.

nothing is off limits.

if its not to your taste, thats fine

we all have our limits and boundaries.

some are less close to the knuckle than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.

And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny."

I find it interesting that you comment on the rape but not the murder.

Odd boundary

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Sorry people but jokes about rape are not funny no matter how you dress them up in the guise of a bad chat up line.

And this is Mr saying this expecting a backlash from this comment. But don't care you can't joke about rape guys. Not funny."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please really thats your response. My point isthis is a sex site so mmaking jokes about rape are clearly in very bad taste indeed.

Of course murdered etc is just as bad for goodness sake. But that goes without saying doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm totally hiding in your closet..."

^ say that if you really want to freak her the fuck out yo!

And if you want her to absolutely piss herself say this:

"If you can recite the intro to the A-Team, there's a good chance we could have sex.."

I've said both...

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By *achnrandyCouple
over a year ago

Ascot

A female friend was in a club and this guy motioned with his finger for her to come over, when she got here he said, "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whoe hand!" It didn't work I was advised

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.KNICKERS KNACKERS KNOCKERS OOFT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know the difference between peanut butter and jam?..... I cant peanut butter my cock up your arse!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this twice once it worked and the other I got cock blocked

When we leave here together, Which one of the girls in here would you choose to take home with us......

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

for the cunt we are about to receive may . .whats her name make us truly thankful

x x X

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Here are a few which (I've heard) have worked:

My face is leaving this club in 5 minutes and I want you on it!

Chat artist: " I'm half Spanish y'know. Have you got any Spanish in you?"

'Target' replies: "No.. why do you ask?"

Chat artist: " Would you like some?.."

And finally: " Can I have a s**t in your hand bag"

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