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What's the Biggest lie your parents told you?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When the ice cream man plays his tune he's run out of ice cream"

Buggers....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If you keep picking your nose your brain will leak out...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you keep picking your nose your brain will leak out... "
Sure that's a fib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd grow up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If you keep picking your nose your brain will leak out... Sure that's a fib? "

Lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the tooth fairy

santa clause

fairies

the easter bunny

if I didn't behave id get horns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat your crust you will get curly hair... That's why I left them mum, I don't want curly fucking hair - it's hard enough to style as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Father Christmas was real

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you eat your crust you will get curly hair... That's why I left them mum, I don't want curly fucking hair - it's hard enough to style as it is

"
Mine too!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Father Christmas was real "
You mean he isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work hard at school and you'll do great things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can! "

Haha

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

i've got your nose

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No, everything is fine. I don't know what she means. Maybe she messaged the wrong person"

I was about to drive the 200 mile trip to my parents' place when a friend messaged me on Farcebook to tell me she'd heard the news and was devastated.

I had no idea what she meant, so I rang home to find out. The above is what they told me. It turned out something serious had happened but they didn't want me driving 200 miles with it on my mind.

They still feel dreadfully guilty about it, even though I've said I understand and I think they did the right thing.

Thats the biggest lie they've ever told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Father Christmas was real You mean he isn't? "

Well I put my stockins on every Christmas eve and live in hope

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Tea here, when I was 9 my parents let me have the afternoon of school and said we were going to the fun fair and zoo at Belle Vue.

Imagine my joy when the car diverted to the dentist, and I then went straight home having had 4 teeth out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

Haha "

Don't ever let them measure up for a carpet they will order you a 16 foot carpet and you will find its 2 foot too big.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""No, everything is fine. I don't know what she means. Maybe she messaged the wrong person"

I was about to drive the 200 mile trip to my parents' place when a friend messaged me on Farcebook to tell me she'd heard the news and was devastated.

I had no idea what she meant, so I rang home to find out. The above is what they told me. It turned out something serious had happened but they didn't want me driving 200 miles with it on my mind.

They still feel dreadfully guilty about it, even though I've said I understand and I think they did the right thing.

Thats the biggest lie they've ever told me."
I think I would have done the same as them to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots will make you see in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

Haha

Don't ever let them measure up for a carpet they will order you a 16 foot carpet and you will find its 2 foot too big."

My bf did this haha... A metre short though!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

Haha

Don't ever let them measure up for a carpet they will order you a 16 foot carpet and you will find its 2 foot too big."
Cause they ALWAYS have to have spare "just in case", don't ever let them buy any wood , they always buy too much of that too, "just in case"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother told me whenever I was naughty that the police would come and 'take my name and address'

Those words struck fear into my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They told me it would get bigger when I got older.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


""No, everything is fine. I don't know what she means. Maybe she messaged the wrong person"

I was about to drive the 200 mile trip to my parents' place when a friend messaged me on Farcebook to tell me she'd heard the news and was devastated.

I had no idea what she meant, so I rang home to find out. The above is what they told me. It turned out something serious had happened but they didn't want me driving 200 miles with it on my mind.

They still feel dreadfully guilty about it, even though I've said I understand and I think they did the right thing.

Thats the biggest lie they've ever told me.I think I would have done the same as them to be honest."

Me too, and I've told them that. They still feel awful for lying.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My mother told me whenever I was naughty that the police would come and 'take my name and address'

Those words struck fear into my heart."
Do you think kids now, would be scared?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

Haha

Don't ever let them measure up for a carpet they will order you a 16 foot carpet and you will find its 2 foot too big.Cause they ALWAYS have to have spare "just in case", don't ever let them buy any wood , they always buy too much of that too, "just in case" "

I tend to buy more than I need when I buy timber too. Contingency is an important part of any project

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont swallow bubble gum..itll wrap round your heart n kill you lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Dont swallow bubble gum..itll wrap round your heart n kill you lol"

I was told you get a "strangulated hernia" from it. It wasn't my parents that said that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the wind blows your face will stay like that

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

The milk man left me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother told me whenever I was naughty that the police would come and 'take my name and address'

Those words struck fear into my heart.Do you think kids now, would be scared? "

Only until they were about 3 lol. Worked on me till I was at least 10, i thought it involved an overnight lockup in a cell.

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By *NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

St Albans

Telling me cabbage was Chinese cauliflower.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .the pick&mix in woolies was free

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My mother told me whenever I was naughty that the police would come and 'take my name and address'

Those words struck fear into my heart.Do you think kids now, would be scared?

Only until they were about 3 lol. Worked on me till I was at least 10, i thought it involved an overnight lockup in a cell."
Think I was about 14 when I realised it was bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I swallowed orange pips a tree would grow in my tum!

And my dad used to tell me to stand in the tomato grow bag to help me grow taller??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my cat was given to my grandparents because we moved to a busy road.... Rather than he had to go because my brother has Cystic Fibrosis.

Oh and that mountain sheep and goat have 2 legs shorter than the others to make walking on hills easier!

I only found out about the both of them about 5 years ago! The second was easier to take than the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was naughty, I'd be sent to the porridge home. Which I later found out to be my Nan's who I adored. Makes me wish I was more naughty.

My dad once told me a lie. Not sure whether I should share it.

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By *r-Cum-AgainMan
over a year ago

Whitefield

When God said brains you thought he meant trains and you missed yours

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By *r-Cum-AgainMan
over a year ago

Whitefield

My sister once led me to believe that spaghetti grew on trees. She got it from that April Fools' Day trick from a panorama programme and she told me and I believed her until found out the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When pulling faces that it'll stick that way if the wind changed

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By *ing_ArserMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My Dad said guys can measure things accurately! Like fuck they can!

Haha

Don't ever let them measure up for a carpet they will order you a 16 foot carpet and you will find its 2 foot too big."

I think he meant certain items measured in inches, although even with those, men tend to be generous with their estimates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you laugh at someone's missfortune or physique you'll be like them.

Got your nose lol.

My grand dad used to ask me : Are you sour or filthy. I thought I had to chose one of the 2 options and I didn't know what filthy means but it sounded better than sour. So I always responded I am filthy and he laughs. Lol. Turned am a filthy fucker indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I swallowed orange pips a tree would grow in my tum! "

there is an element of truth here there is a seed (can't remember which) that if inhaled instead of swallowed can grow into a shoot on your lungs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I swallowed orange pips a tree would grow in my tum!

there is an element of truth here there is a seed (can't remember which) that if inhaled instead of swallowed can grow into a shoot on your lungs "

Didn't some guy have like a tree growing in his lung something coz he inhaled a seed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I swallowed orange pips a tree would grow in my tum!

there is an element of truth here there is a seed (can't remember which) that if inhaled instead of swallowed can grow into a shoot on your lungs

Didn't some guy have like a tree growing in his lung something coz he inhaled a seed?"

see Im right lol

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"when the wind blows your face will stay like that "

mmmm mm mmmm mm mine did

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Drinking vinegar would make my blood go dry.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"the tooth fairy

santa clause

fairies

the easter bunny

if I didn't behave id get horns "

Fairies aren't real???? They are in my world - you should come for a visit

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

If I kept putting my finger in my belly button and rubbing (it's a comfort thing) then my belly button would unravel and my insides would become outsides!!!!

Traumatised because I couldn't stop doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother died from over work ... she committed suicide when I was 2. The truth came out at 22.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"My mother died from over work ... she committed suicide when I was 2. The truth came out at 22. "

That is awful.....don't really know what to say other than I am sorry for you....mine looks really stupid now...sorry

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

That my pet rabbit was set free in a field after it bit someone when really my dad killed it and ate it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother died from over work ... she committed suicide when I was 2. The truth came out at 22.

That is awful.....don't really know what to say other than I am sorry for you....mine looks really stupid now...sorry "

The lie was a bit rough, the loss of mother less so, strangely. I never knew her, so have no idea what it meant or means. Its like someone you have never met or spoken/written too. Like they never existed. Thanks anyway.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"My mother died from over work ... she committed suicide when I was 2. The truth came out at 22.

That is awful.....don't really know what to say other than I am sorry for you....mine looks really stupid now...sorry

The lie was a bit rough, the loss of mother less so, strangely. I never knew her, so have no idea what it meant or means. Its like someone you have never met or spoken/written too. Like they never existed. Thanks anyway. "

It still must have been a shock for you. People sometimes think they are protecting you by not telling you the truth and sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn't. They will justify it to themselves but regardless it is a terrible thing to happen but good for you for moving on. The past is the past and you should not let it ruin your future xxx

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Father Christmas was real "
He is real isn't he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get use to waking up early , bloody liars !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if I kissed a boy I would get pregnant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you stuck your finger in your tummy button your bottom would fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad told me that we didnt move to south Africa cause there was a zulu war on....that was in the 70's though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to people and they will be nice to you!

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