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"Would sir like to use the self service till ? No ! Why ? I don't like using them ! They are much quicker sir ? No they arent ! Yes they are sir ! NO ! They aren't ! No problem sir , please step forward! Just the paper sir ? Yes ! Can I scan your boarding card ? No ! You have to sir ? No I don't ! I'm afraid you do sir ! No I don't , your not a duty free outlet ! It's policy ! No , it's WH Smiths attempt to get my personal details ! Ok sir ! Would you like some cadburys fruit and nut , buy one get one free. No ! Wrigleys Extra 3 pack , half price . NO ! JUST THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PAPER , OK ! 40p ? THANKYOU ! ( prick ! ) " but at least you got the newspaper this time, kudos to WHS for stocking them today | |||
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"Would sir like to use the self service till ? No ! Why ? I don't like using them ! They are much quicker sir ? No they arent ! Yes they are sir ! NO ! They aren't ! No problem sir , please step forward! Just the paper sir ? Yes ! Can I scan your boarding card ? No ! You have to sir ? No I don't ! I'm afraid you do sir ! No I don't , your not a duty free outlet ! It's policy ! No , it's WH Smiths attempt to get my personal details ! Ok sir ! Would you like some cadburys fruit and nut , buy one get one free. No ! Wrigleys Extra 3 pack , half price . NO ! JUST THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PAPER , OK ! 40p ? THANKYOU ! ( prick ! ) " Are you sure you wouldn't like a chocolate orange with that??? | |||
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"Would sir like to use the self service till ? No ! Why ? I don't like using them ! They are much quicker sir ? No they arent ! Yes they are sir ! NO ! They aren't ! No problem sir , please step forward! Just the paper sir ? Yes ! Can I scan your boarding card ? No ! You have to sir ? No I don't ! I'm afraid you do sir ! No I don't , your not a duty free outlet ! It's policy ! No , it's WH Smiths attempt to get my personal details ! Ok sir ! Would you like some cadburys fruit and nut , buy one get one free. No ! Wrigleys Extra 3 pack , half price . NO ! JUST THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PAPER , OK ! 40p ? THANKYOU ! ( prick ! ) but at least you got the newspaper this time, kudos to WHS for stocking them today " OH Yes !!! Total respect for WH SMiths the newsagents to have NEWSPAPERS on sale in there stores . Queue , marching band , trumpets and dancing girls , how fucking good are they | |||
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"Is it thursday already ? " Yes | |||
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"Don't blame the assistant,they are doing what they are told to do. It's their job " It annoys the shit out of you though, its the same with KFC. 'Hi, can I have JUST a zinger burger meal'? 'Would you like extra hot wings for 99p'? 'How much are they normally'? '99p' | |||
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"Would sir like to use the self service till ? No ! Why ? I don't like using them ! They are much quicker sir ? No they arent ! Yes they are sir ! NO ! They aren't ! No problem sir , please step forward! Just the paper sir ? Yes ! Can I scan your boarding card ? No ! You have to sir ? No I don't ! I'm afraid you do sir ! No I don't , your not a duty free outlet ! It's policy ! No , it's WH Smiths attempt to get my personal details ! Ok sir ! Would you like some cadburys fruit and nut , buy one get one free. No ! Wrigleys Extra 3 pack , half price . NO ! JUST THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PAPER , OK ! 40p ? THANKYOU ! ( prick ! ) " I actually just lol'd @that^^^ | |||
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"Can't knock w h smiths, it's where I bought my first porno mag. Can still remember the cheeky grin the woman servin me gave me ha ha" God, I'm old enough to remember the little fibreboard booths upstairs where you could go and listen to a record of your choice before purchase!! | |||
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"Can't knock w h smiths, it's where I bought my first porno mag. Can still remember the cheeky grin the woman servin me gave me ha ha" "i remember getting mine from whs as a early teenager...but i confess i never used to pay for mine!!" | |||
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"I was asked today "did I find everything I was looking for today" in a toy shop. Cue the blinky fish impression from the poor girl when I told her no, as I wasn't particularly looking for anything but decided to buy the jigsaw on impulse. She went quiet." is it bosch or black and decker ?.. | |||
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"Don't blame the assistant,they are doing what they are told to do. It's their job " | |||
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" Do you know the shops are doing people out of a job. " do you use cash points ...we had the same convo years ago about those doing people out of jobs ...ohhh yes ...i reckon there are very few who dont use them now | |||
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"I know what your getting at here mate. I bought a magazine from WH not long ago, then they offer/ask you if your wanting stuff you don't want or need. Yea, also they self-service, noticed a lot of shops getting them in. A certain shop only had 4, now a year or 2 later they have umpteen. Do you know the shops are doing people out of a job. And now everytime I'm in the bank they keep banging on about Internet banking, again doing someone out of a job, no interaction etc." It it what the companies want more self service areas, less checkout staff, more profits for the company. | |||
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"Would sir like to use the self service till ? No ! Why ? I don't like using them ! They are much quicker sir ? No they arent ! Yes they are sir ! NO ! They aren't ! No problem sir , please step forward! Just the paper sir ? Yes ! Can I scan your boarding card ? No ! You have to sir ? No I don't ! I'm afraid you do sir ! No I don't , your not a duty free outlet ! It's policy ! No , it's WH Smiths attempt to get my personal details ! Ok sir ! Would you like some cadburys fruit and nut , buy one get one free. No ! Wrigleys Extra 3 pack , half price . NO ! JUST THE GOD DAMN FUCKING PAPER , OK ! 40p ? THANKYOU ! ( prick ! ) " You NEED to watch Falling Down with Michael Douglas. Totally with you | |||
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"I wonder how the self-service till checks your boarding pass? " same way it scans your item? Just a guess... I try not to use 'em - it's the thin end of the wedge. It won't be too long until they stock everything in shops where the whole place is basically a gigantic vending machine that you're walking around in. No people. No interaction. Just get your stuff and give us more of your money. | |||
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"I wonder how the self-service till checks your boarding pass? same way it scans your item? Just a guess... I try not to use 'em - it's the thin end of the wedge. It won't be too long until they stock everything in shops where the whole place is basically a gigantic vending machine that you're walking around in. No people. No interaction. Just get your stuff and give us more of your money. " The chip in the card will send them your usual shopping and that's the stuff you'll be offered as well if you don't have it in your basket. | |||
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" You NEED to watch Falling Down with Michael Douglas. Totally with you " Fucking brilliant film. "I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick... ...It was just a joke!" lol | |||
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"I wonder how the self-service till checks your boarding pass? same way it scans your item? Just a guess... I try not to use 'em - it's the thin end of the wedge. It won't be too long until they stock everything in shops where the whole place is basically a gigantic vending machine that you're walking around in. No people. No interaction. Just get your stuff and give us more of your money. " Tesco beside me is already on that route, you can already pick up a scanner and scan your shopping as you go round. I object to this and self serve tills. If I want to use a till I will apply for a job! | |||
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"I know what your getting at here mate. I bought a magazine from WH not long ago, then they offer/ask you if your wanting stuff you don't want or need. Yea, also they self-service, noticed a lot of shops getting them in. A certain shop only had 4, now a year or 2 later they have umpteen. Do you know the shops are doing people out of a job. And now everytime I'm in the bank they keep banging on about Internet banking, again doing someone out of a job, no interaction etc. It it what the companies want more self service areas, less checkout staff, more profits for the company." Yea more profits for all the big-wig/fatcats at the top. So they'll pobably award themselves an even BIGGER bonus. Won't be long till you go to supermarket and they'll be no check-out. You'll do it yourself. It's criminal that the shops etc are doing away with check-out people, doing people out of job. | |||
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"Do shops have obligations to employ as many people as possible then? If you ran a shop and somebody came to you with a way of saving thousands of pounds but you would lose some staff I bet you would do it. " What about single parents who have 2/3 kids to feed, say they work at check-out, bank etc Then one day.. "oh we don't need you now, anyone who comes into our shop now does there own check-out" Or If you want to be a lazy sod/hermit you can now do your shopping/banking etc, etc ON-LINE. Won't be long till you're almost doing everything on-line, getting shopping sent to you, not going out, not interacting with people, turning into a couch potato. | |||
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"Do shops have obligations to employ as many people as possible then? If you ran a shop and somebody came to you with a way of saving thousands of pounds but you would lose some staff I bet you would do it. What about single parents who have 2/3 kids to feed, say they work at check-out, bank etc Then one day.. "oh we don't need you now, anyone who comes into our shop now does there own check-out" Or If you want to be a lazy sod/hermit you can now do your shopping/banking etc, etc ON-LINE. Won't be long till you're almost doing everything on-line, getting shopping sent to you, not going out, not interacting with people, turning into a couch potato." Already there | |||
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"Suited I have had a brilliant idea, before you get in a taxi to go to the airport buy a fookin paper and stop torturing yourself in WH Smiths " NOOOO !!!!! Your missing the point .They are a fookin newsagent !!! They should exel at selling newspapers NOT FUCKIN WALKERS POXY SHORTBREAD !!!! | |||
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