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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone fancy a shag??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do yes

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Lol as if you're short of offers ha ha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Lol as if you're short of offers ha ha

Ermmmmmmmm I am actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'd prefer a cormorant...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'd prefer a cormorant...

Watch that grater on your nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wall to wall one please. Does it come with underlay?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'd prefer a cormorant...

Watch that grater on your nuts

Not that face

it was meant to be this face

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A wall to wall one please. Does it come with underlay?"

Bloody hell you don't ask for much do ya....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant tonight hun,, washing my hair sorry lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cant tonight hun,, washing my hair sorry lol xx "

Noooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit tired tonight,can we just have a cuppa tea and a snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

he meant make luuuuuuurve

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a bit tired tonight,can we just have a cuppa tea and a snuggle?

Of course angel and a chick flick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

Oh yes in my dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wall to wall one please. Does it come with underlay?

Bloody hell you don't ask for much do ya....

I'm a man, I have needs too...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A wall to wall one please. Does it come with underlay?

Bloody hell you don't ask for much do ya....

I'm a man, I have needs too...

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

he meant make luuuuuuurve "

Is that Barry White I hear playing in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, washing my hair."

Something you and Cute want to tell us all...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit tired tonight,can we just have a cuppa tea and a snuggle?

Of course angel and a chick flick

a happy one. I don't want a weepie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, washing my hair."

must be hair wash night tonight. You have lovely hair too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do but I need a shower and wash my hair before I'd inflict myself on anyone

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a bit tired tonight,can we just have a cuppa tea and a snuggle?

Of course angel and a chick flick

a happy one. I don't want a weepie

Of course

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I've been waiting a long time to be asked that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've been waiting a long time to be asked that

Aww welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, will you pull my nightie down when you're finished?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Nah, I can wait until Monday thanks

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

On me way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

if you insist

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?

With you anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

With you?

....yes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you mean a dance? Let's do the shag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I've been waiting a long time to be asked that

Aww welcome back

Lol , I've never really been away .... ...

Im just working long hours , too much work and no female to please .......:...

Awwe ........right I'm off for a wank then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

yes!!!! Its been over a month!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...

I wondered where I'd left that.

I'll collect it when I come round for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...

that's not a dummy,it's a butt plug

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...

I wondered where I'd left that.

I'll collect it when I come round for a shag.

Lol you've lost your chance now sunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?

With you anything

All three it is then.....for starters

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

Are we talking slow, erotic and sensual or long, hard and passionate or just enough to spill your beans so to speak?

With you anything

All three it is then.....for starters

Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really tbh.

I'd much rather make love to you.

Oh god....pass the bucket

And I thought you had a bit of class. Silly me

Here I've found something of yours on the floor....I think it's your dummy...

I wondered where I'd left that.

I'll collect it when I come round for a shag.

Lol you've lost your chance now sunny

Always the bride's maid - never the bride. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol as if you're short of offers ha ha

Ermmmmmmmm I am actually

I'm guessing your inbox just got spammed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol as if you're short of offers ha ha

Ermmmmmmmm I am actually

I'm guessing your inbox just got spammed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

"
Aye go on then yer sweet talking minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had hair to wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I wouldn't mind a rough shag to fill my pipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd definitely like to throw my hat into the ring.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saving myself for tomorrow

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Lol as if you're short of offers ha ha

Ermmmmmmmm I am actually

I'm guessing your inbox just got spammed?

Funnily enough no.....I must be doing something wrong

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm all shagged out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, will you pull my nightie down when you're finished?"

You wear a nightie?!?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will,

but after the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, will you pull my nightie down when you're finished?

You wear a nightie?!?!?!?!"

Winceyette

and crocheted bed bootees.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

I need one of those too!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Errrrr... Assorted...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den

Can I help with the user trials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den

Can I help with the user trials

I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

No thanks I`ve just had one and it was delish

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No thanks I`ve just had one and it was delish

Go and stand in the corner and think about your actions with rubbing it in...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den

Can I help with the user trials

I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials

Can I be your assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here for you cheeky id luv to fuck you senseless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Oh what a great idea, you should take it on dragons den

Can I help with the user trials

I'll volunteer to take part in the consumer survey and trials

Can I be your assistant

I thought we were doing this on your behalf

I'm sure there are plenty of folks prepared to lend a hand

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Anyone fancy a shag??

I'm starting to think we need to send you a care package Cheeky. You seem a little, erm, frustrated recently.

So I'm thinking a fab-cross-parcel containing 4 assorted men, a bumper pack of condoms, lube, spare batteries, bottled water, energy bars and an Asda Smartprice shower curtain should do the trick.

Errrrr... Assorted...???

Yes. An assortment of different types.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will shag you when I get rid of these headaches sweety

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I will shag you when I get rid of these headaches sweety

Aww thanks lovely

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